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The Massassi Poetry Hour.
2007-02-14, 2:13 PM #1
I just realized. If one person can declare that he is a poet over the internet, why can't we all?

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Echoness101/poetry.jpg]

Here, we can display or creative skills to write beautifully about stuff, but there's a catch: the poster above you selects your subject. A "subject" can really be anything, from things, places, people and abstract ideas. Also another thing, you poem can be anything format (free-verse, haiku, whatever) but, for the sake of this thread, it should be atleast 4 or more lines.

Not sure how this thread will go, but hopefully it will be entertaining. I guess I'll provide the subject now for the poster below to make a poetry piece about it.

Constipation
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%
2007-02-14, 2:19 PM #2
Oh be still my troubled bowels,
I still cannot understand your howls,
Sooth, I ate some funky food,
And now I sit here in the nude.

Upon my porcealin throne,
And try to drop this stone,
I proclaim my painful strains
As the brown, it rains.

Ah, yes, a game of poetry.

Next subject?

James Brown.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-02-14, 2:26 PM #3
Are you down?
Like way down, now?
Get up, get down
Get funky like James Brown.

Next up:
Foreskin.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2007-02-14, 2:28 PM #4
You guys suck at following rules. WHATS THE NEXT TOPIC.

Also, hi Zully, when'd you come back?

EDIT: thank you.

I'm glad I wasn't circumsized,
my foreskin is so great.
It may be a bit oversize,
but it's handy when I masturbate


Next topic: curtains
Stuff
2007-02-14, 2:35 PM #5
Curtains, Curtains, on the wall
Curtains, Curtains, oh so tall
Curtains, Curtains, they are beamin'
Perfect place to hide my semen

Next Topic: Dinosaurs
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2007-02-14, 2:36 PM #6
Her face fades
Almost gone now
I reach out, but my fingers
Bounce away from the glass
I can hear cries, gunfire
As bullets perforate my body
Close the curtains
I cannot see the screen

Topic: petmc sucks
2007-02-14, 2:40 PM #7
petmc20 should be banned
or else he should be canned
why must he be so fast
trying to post poems of crap

..or something.

Next subject: :psyduck:
2007-02-14, 2:44 PM #8
Why hold your head so?
Oh you silly platypus!
I have Tylenol.


Next topic: Metroid
2007-02-14, 2:48 PM #9
pew pew pew



lasers.



next topic: tofu
New! Fun removed by Vinny :[
2007-02-14, 2:51 PM #10
The gigantic chasm of suck,
Has trapped massassi beneath the muck
And even though a woman he'll never [cluck]
I still find he's marginally better than mscbuck.

next topic: The disambiguation of the political spectrum over the last 30 years. OR, Bush.
D E A T H
2007-02-14, 2:51 PM #11
Bush Bush, oh so old
Looks like his teeth are made of gold
Old man thinks war is good
He should head over to "their" neighborhood

Next Topic: Thrawn's failure to follow thread rules, or afros
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2007-02-14, 3:01 PM #12
thrawn can't follow rules
he thinks the rules are like his family jewels
no, not something you can shift
something that doesn't exist.

Next topic: How awsome Republic Commando is
2007-02-14, 3:12 PM #13
I was given a gun,
And it was really quite fun,
So I shot my gun at space,
Geonosian brains all o'er my face.

Next topic: George Lucas
幻術
2007-02-14, 3:20 PM #14
I'm a rebel, so here's a haiku:

Lucas in the fall
Death for our love of Star Wars
George please make it stop

next topic: Covenant Theology
2007-02-14, 3:36 PM #15
What the hell is Covenant Theology?
I know about as much about that as topography.
So I'm not actually writing its biography,
Just another piece of poetic biology.

Next topic: Saffron from Firefly.
D E A T H
2007-02-14, 3:48 PM #16
Saffron is so hot
Bridget is so hot
Yolanda is so hot
********* what is her real name

next topic: GBK
Stuff
2007-02-14, 4:36 PM #17
See GBK, see him frown. Why the hell is he so down?
Does he even have a clue, as to why he is so blue?
Do his feet smell, is that the matter, or does he have an infectious bladder?

Does his breath stink, are his fingernails black, does he have goblin hair on his back?
Would a kitten die if he smiled? Would his cheeks rip open and leak out bile?
Whatever the case, I’m sure it was his relation to everyone from the world of Massassiah.

Next Topic: Ringworm
My blawgh.
2007-02-14, 4:39 PM #18
My dog has a
Ringworm.
Even though I
Have no dog. This
Poem is more like
A short paragraph
Butchered because
All the cool
Poems have
Line breaks in
Sporadic places.
They don't rhyme
Either.

Topic: Scotch.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2007-02-14, 5:48 PM #19
The topic is scotch
I think Tony was drinking
When he wrote that poem


(HAIKU FTW)

Topic: Jon`C
2007-02-14, 7:22 PM #20
Originally posted by bradsh:
pew pew pew



lasers.



next topic: tofu




You mean them gnomish death rays? Gotta love them.
Back again
2007-02-14, 7:30 PM #21
He'll dazzle you with brains,
He cleans carpet stains.
From C++ to Sith Numero Dos,
He knows all the different kinds of prose.
I know this poem is a kind of suck,
But, quite frankly, I don't give a ****.

Next topic: Ham on Rye
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-02-14, 8:02 PM #22
What the hell is Ham on Rye?
File format avi
Double click, might as well try

Twas not long,
Seemed a popular file.
100% complete read the dial.

I opened it up, and to my surprise
a horrid sight upon mine eyes.
goats3, tubg1rl, even pain dot j p g
nothing compared to thing that lay before me


Subject: Pause Break key
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2007-02-14, 9:52 PM #23
Originally posted by Echoman:
I just realized. If one person can declare that he is a poet over the internet, why can't we all?
You're an ***.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-02-14, 10:01 PM #24
Pause Break Key
Clause Steak Me
Saws Make Three

Le Fin.

PS, WTF Massassi? *Nobody* tried out for that Star Wars poetry contest I held a couple years ago but you're all coming out for this deal.

The next subject is Paint.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2007-02-14, 10:05 PM #25
When you sniff the paint
You might end up licking taint

Next Topic;

Mastication
2007-02-15, 12:57 AM #26
Chewing gum was sometimes a good thing
When my breath smelled like moldy onion rings
But now I chew the inside of my cheeks
It's a really bad habit I developed last week

:ninja:

Topic: Trotsky's involvement in the Russian Civil War
2007-02-15, 5:42 AM #27
Somebody doesn't know what ringworm is.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2007-02-15, 5:48 AM #28
Trotsky who?
Wtflu?
Russia what?
Chicken butt.

Soviet Union 4ever.


Next topic: Flying monkeys
2007-02-15, 6:59 AM #29
Flying monkeys, sent out by the witch,
To harass poor Dorothy, what a *****!
Flying monkeys dropping bombs of poo,
They whistle as they fall right next to you.
Flying monkeys are anti-Semites, cuz they eat a banana,
But never in a million years will they observe Rosh Hasnanah.

Next topic: Traffic Jams
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-02-15, 7:04 AM #30
I once knew an old flying monkey
Who had gotten all flabby and chunky
So I trained him in style
And taught him to smile
And now he is the one who gets funky.

(Darn, I got beaten to the funky monkey punch :()
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2007-02-15, 7:06 AM #31
Traffic jams in fall
Red lights, loud horns, leaves
So I count to ten

Topic: Java
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2007-02-15, 7:10 AM #32
My name is Trostky Java.
I come from Russia Sun Microsystems.
Nice to meet you.
My khram is heavy.
Great success!

EDIT: Holy crap on a stick instant-post galore!

Next topic: WALRUS.
幻術
2007-02-15, 9:09 AM #33
Oh blubbery northern behemoth
Your grunts, gargles and snorts do so arouse the soul
into naught but the most profound pontifications
on the nature of that
which we all desire to possess
tusks

next topic: hot chocolate
2007-02-15, 9:20 AM #34
They found you in SA.
It caused a lot of trouble.
Politicians suck.

topic: english muffins
2007-02-15, 9:26 AM #35
Toasty with butter
English muffins are tasty
Plain or with jelly

Next one: calculators
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2007-02-15, 9:29 AM #36
Add and Subtract
Multiply and Divide
You make paper and pen obsolete

Thank You

Next Topic: Gundams
2007-02-15, 9:56 AM #37
Hyper Robot Activate
go
cannot stop
the
f
_l
__y
___i
____ng
from flying

in Stead we use love

Topic: Dance Dance Revolution
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2007-02-15, 11:59 AM #38
That game is annoying
And not enough rare
It sounds like something
For Stephen Colbe(ah)rt

Dance, dance, dance,
Dance, dance, dance,
Dance, dance, dance,

One time alot of people got pissed
They took out some guns
And then shot some Brits

REVOLUTION.

Next topic: Fallout.
幻術
2007-02-15, 7:18 PM #39
Luminous flower
sheds pollen on us pistils:
Hair and teeth fall out.

Next topic: Cannibalism
I'm just a little boy.
2007-02-15, 11:15 PM #40
Your leg and foot still in the shoe
Make for a hella lovely stew
I'll make spaghetti from your veins
Topped with a hint of your mashed brains

And as I eat from this Valentine-steak,
I find, as with every meal I make,
Despite your extraordinary sex drive,
You're better right now than when you were alive.

Next topic: JK.
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