My heart aches with pain.
When I see you, I vomit.
Die away from me.

Aww. I had fun making one up for JK.

Silly Homicide. You forgetted the subject!

I don't get it.

What? Oh shi, improv.

Shred ****s out pure god
In the form of JKE.
Give big heart and GO!

better?

(I'll assume the topic is "Better")

Not quite the best,
More than good.
This is no jest,
Used to label 'Bud'.
Caught in the middle,
never at the high or low,
The answer to this riddle,
I'll never know.

Next topic: :saddowns:

Today I stepped on my shoelace
And I tripped and I fell and got hurt
I am a genuine SADFACE
And I am not wearing a shirt

(LIES)

Next topic: headphones.

He saw the theme, and wrote the poem, then typed it to the thread,
"There, I'm done, that was not hard," he whispered with a smirk.
"Oh wait, I need another theme," swivelling his head,
"Computer, keyboard, headphones, mouse, I guess 'headphones' will work."

Next theme: Finland

It's a country of people who are rude,
Most can't point to it on a map.
Girls like to go out in the snow nude,
Odds are they'll give you a dance on your lap.

Next Topic: Reese's Pieces

So round, so sweet,
I slip them into my mouth.
They're small, they're petite,
We can't show our love in the South.

Their cream filling, their chocolate skin,
I just can't get my fill.
To devour them, I'm sure is a sin,
To resist, I have no will.

The cream delight, the goodness of nuts,
My joy, it never ceases.
I smother it all over my face,
God, I love Reese's pieces.

Next topic: Vercingétorix

Vercingétorix sux,
To think of it makes me bux.
I thought I had no lux,
but then I said "well f[l]ux,"
and I typed in this poemux.

Next theme: happydud

On Massassi, one finds happydud,
A young man convincing himself he's a stud,
And while he might not be just that,
He's got the communist hat,
As our fierce red leader he'll stand,
Shouting 'For zhe motherlaand!'

Ya.

Next topic: Emokids.

Next topic: Jedi Hobbits.

whooooosh
buzzbuzz
phseww

now your knees
are gone

Topic: Fudge

Vinny loves to pack the fudge
He pushes it in with a firm nudge
He tries with all his might the fudge to pack
He pushes it in from the back

Vinny loves to pack the fudge
He pushes it in with a firm nudge
Sometimes the packing hurts a tad
So Vinny slows down, like a good lad

Vinny loves to pack the fudge
He pushes it in with a firm nudge
Often, Vinny has no fudge to pack
So he packs his own fudge, right in the back

Vinny loves to pack the fudge
He pushes it in with a firm nudge
Of fudge packing talent I am no judge
But I do know Vinny loves to pack the fudge

-Dr. Steuss


Manuel Calavera

O_O

I'm not sure I can follow that.

His cloak is black,
Across his back.
His scythe, the glean,
It's wicked and mean.

His frozen grin,
He'll do you in.
His bony hand,
Your *** is canned,
His soul, hace frio,
He'll say, "Murió!"

Your soul is his,
He knows the biz.
To the land of the dead,
That's where you'll head.

The master of his era,
Manuel Calavera.

Next topic: Ethernet

When one day I was planning
To get my network set,
I needed for my spanning
The mighty Ethernet.

For messy network pairings
And cruft I couldn't let.
So, I with all my daring,
Chose trusty Ethernet.

But while I sat and labored
Mistakes I now regret
Did cause my work to taper
And neglect poor Ethernet

Then troubled by my problem
I sought a network vet
Who looked as if I'd robbed him
But uttered, "Ethernet"

So when you build your networks
And when protocols you set
You'll always know that one works:
Old Glory; Ethernet!


Topic: Sandworms

sandworms ate your face,
forever sad because
sandworms ate your face.

I'll go ahead and assume the topic is

Quack quack quack, goes the Psyduck.
DURURUR Says the Downs man
*Sob sob sob* says the One-Eyed-Man
[Silence] says the ninja

But SMILE says good old V

Topic: Capitalism

A spectre is haunting Europe -- the spectre of communism.
All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance
to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar,
Metternich and Guizot,
French Radicals and German police-spies.

Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried
as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism,
against the more advanced opposition parties,
as well as against its reactionary adversaries?

(To zdravstvulte!, Americans. 4 it did not comprise this poem (that honor it must go to Karl Marx), but I he thought it they gave sootvestvuyushcheye, that new theme will be which capitalism. It one of my all- Tim favoutites. You will take pleasure!)

This thread is well on its way to becoming a leg0nd.

I had forgotten to add a new subject. Stupid me, I make mistake!

New subject is: glasnost

Heh, I remeber this one time back in the six grade where I had to write a poem for an assignment. Rather than doing it at home like I should had, I did a really quick poem in about 5 minutes while the other students were in the middle of presenting their poems to the class! What's funny isn't because I actually manage to write a decent poem that fast but the fact that I got an A+ and was encouraged to write more poems while everyone else had to research theirs for future assignments

BTW, here was the poem:

One minute too late,
My stomach now aches,
My head is now pounding,
My face - now frowning,
All because I forget that today,
My homework was due on Friday and not Saturday.

Yeah, the last line of the poem was lame but it still got me a good grade, lol

Chosen subject was glasnost!
You have broken game!