Schming
It doesn't like you either.
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I enjoy most things you can smoke. I'm quitting cigarettes though because they're the worst for you and they're killing my voice.
Cigars I enjoy a few times a year: New Year's and whenever we finish a tour. I don't really have a favorite brand. The tobacconist helps me pick a cigar based on which label of wine I'm having.
Cigarettes... they're a good little pick-me-up if you're tired or a good relaxer if you're tense but... you get addicted way too fast and they're cheap enough to where you think you can just buy more whenever... they ****ing smell awful and stain your teeth among the myriad of other problems.
But I still enjoy them, just limited amounts now.
Then there's the other things you can smoke which are much too expensive but are amazing. Unfortunately when you have to make the choice between bills and that, unless you're retarded you're going to pay your bills and forego the pleasures.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"