hi. im new to this website. how do you get an icon? oh and can we make people our friends? thanks.

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i ♥ star wars

We don't have icons, but we do accept souls.

No, seriously, you need to hand over your soul.

And welcome!

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"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"

Hello.

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

haha.. sure...

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i ♥ star wars

hi

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i ♥ star wars

Cocaine's a hell of a drug, Joe Rogan.

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Superstition brings bad luck.
-Raymond Smullyan, 5000B.C.

right...

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i ♥ star wars

¢¾ <3

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I made a thread, that turned into the debate, so I made a second thread, that turned into a debate, then I made a third thread, that caught on fire, burned down, got flamed, crapped on, bashed, then turned into a debate...but the fourth one, the fourth one stayed on topic!

[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited July 13, 2004).]

That it is. I smoke rocks.

But yah, all your soul are belong to us (beat you again Avenger).

Uh no avatars/icons, no friends lists, but you'll get to know everyone here pretty well if you just stick around. Welcome, and watch Gonk. He bites.

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There is no signature

G'day there. In answer to your question, there is no "friend" or "buddy" option for here.

Massassi: all of the thrills with none of the frills.

I hate you. Will you be my friend?

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Because you're as bored as I am
"This world is made of love and peace!"
"Let's live today, let's live tomorrow, and let's live the day after that, even if it means living in eternal pain."
- Vash the Stampede

Hi, I like candy!

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To Achieve You Must Believe....To Believe You Must Achieve.

Howdy.

This is quite surprising, usually as soon as a female starts a "I'm New" thread, all of the desperate guys around here start drooling. Lift your game lads.
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[This message has been edited by KegZ (edited July 13, 2004).]

Ey up!

/Obligatory Northern greeting.

Enjoy your stay, and... ah never mind, you'll figure it all out

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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.

Morning.

(a more traditional northern greeting, especially because its the afternoon).

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.

Welcome to massassi Enjoy your stay!

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1337 suxx0rz

Council of 21

Need cheap web hosting? Well then lookie here!
http://www.out-post.net/index.php?action=hostingplans

Hi. **** you. Have a nice Day.

Oh. and welcome and all that stuff.

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Wake up, rise and shine, Gotta take another pint, Dig heads and watch out for the night.

psst. you spelled word wrong...

rawr.

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

meh, we figure he is a queen and pimps them too.

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<Dormouse> there are very few things quite as comforting as smelling like a close friend.

We are only human, perfect in our imperfections. - Erin amie du Dor

<Dormouse> it's really cute in the way that a sherman tank with a fuzzy steering wheel is cute

... At times like this, these forums scare me. -_-

You probably scared him/her/it off.

Good job!

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Coolest.massassian.name.ever

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Welcome to Geebix v3.2.
Geebix (c) GBK 2003. All rights reserved.

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LOGIN: ROOT
PASSW: REINDEERFLOTILLA

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Welcome to MassNet, the home of soul extraction and storage.

If you have any problems, drop SN a line at 22:39:13:37:357001001.

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//MA: -cmd cd SHQ
//MA/-SHQ: -cmd run extrac64.ex*

extrac64.ex* renamed to extrac64.exe
Decompressing batch files...
Batch files loaded.

//MA/-SHQ/-extrac64: -cmd extract

Extraction utility loaded.

//MA/-SHQ/-extrac64: -cmd soul ~PIMPQUEENLARS

Extracting...
Extraction Complete.
New soul created at #112.3.35.226:501269972

//MA/-SHQ/-extrac64: -cmd exit

//MA/-SHQ: -cmd run store128.ex*

store128.ex* renamed to store128.exe
Decompressing batch files...
Batch files loaded.

//MA/-SHQ/store128: -cmd move #112.3.35.226:501269972 to //MA/-STO/32773

Copying file...
File copied.
Renaming #112.3.35.226:501269972 to #112.3.35.226:5012OLD
Deleting #112.3.35.226:5012OLD.

//MA/-SHQ/store128.exe: -cmd exit

//MA/-SHQ: -cmd cd //MA

//MA: logout

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Thank you for using Geebix v3.2. You may now shut down the terminal.

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Oh, and to say nuts to Avenger, all your soul are belong to us.

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Wise men say that fools rush in where angels fear to tread, so look before you leap, so to speak, because the grass is not always greener on the other side of the hill.

Welcome!

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"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."

-Albert Einstein

- Tony - that scares me every single time, and I've probably seen it a good doezen times by now...!



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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.

Welcome

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ZGPC

Damn you! *shakes fist*

I'd post my pic, but boomspeed seems to be sucking right now, so I can't

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

wow. you guys are weird. i love it.

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i ♥ star wars

You just realized this?

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Kieran: The reason I put a link to it is because she is in underwear and I know the admins are touchy on that.
Yecti: Jaiph will touch himself for hours if he so much as smells a woman's underwear

haha

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i ♥ star wars

I'm the wnag wang and all other phallical representations of the forums. Welcome.

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-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
OSC Returns!!
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

i have know idea what that means.. but thanks!

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i ♥ star wars

welcome aboard.

btw, -tony- you still haven't extracted my soul, nor shall you ever.


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The University of North Carolina has finally found a network server that, although missing for four years, hasn't missed a packet in all that time. Try as they might, university administrators couldn't find the server. Working with Novell Inc., IT workers tracked it down by meticulously following cable until they literally ran into a wall. The server had been mistakenly sealed behind drywall by maintenance workers.

[This message has been edited by Pagewizard_YKS (edited July 13, 2004).]

It's probably better that way.

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gree gree.

haha.

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i ♥ star wars

actually... *holds up pagewizrd's soul*...



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LONG LIVE DREAMCAST!!!

*yoink*
*chew*
*swallow*

AhHHH!?! WHY IS IT SHRINKING?!

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I made a thread, that turned into the debate, so I made a second thread, that turned into a debate, then I made a third thread, that caught on fire, burned down, got flamed, crapped on, bashed, then turned into a debate...but the fourth one, the fourth one stayed on topic!

.....

Do you have any idea how long it took me to make those dots?

huh? ....

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i ♥ star wars

welcome to massassi.

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What once was...