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The Little Mermaid
2007-03-01, 8:44 AM #1
If you picked "No" you have to go sit at the gay table.

[Bah, Ariel, not Ariell]
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2007-03-01, 8:45 AM #2
this thread sucks without pics
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2007-03-01, 8:46 AM #3
Apparently my fever's convincing me not, because Kirby says she's hot.

Fevers are fun.
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2007-03-01, 8:46 AM #4
What series had that Ariel-lookalike who was like totally racist and whatever?

Some cartoon. Adult Swim? Underaged Drowning? Whatever.
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2007-03-01, 8:48 AM #5
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_little_mermaid

Quote:
When the Little Mermaid turns 15 she ventures to the surface


Sick.
>>untie shoes
2007-03-01, 8:50 AM #6
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
What series had that Ariel-lookalike who was like totally racist and whatever?

Some cartoon. Adult Swim? Underaged Drowning? Whatever.


I think it was Drawn Together on Comedy Central. I watched one episode and found it boring.
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2007-03-01, 8:50 AM #7
Antony is a pedohater.
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2007-03-01, 8:50 AM #8
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
What series had that Ariel-lookalike who was like totally racist and whatever?

Some cartoon. Adult Swim? Underaged Drowning? Whatever.


Drawn Together on comedy central. She's more of a sleeping beauty, though.
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2007-03-01, 8:51 AM #9
In the movie she's supposed to be 16... but as we all know, novels supercede movies when it makes you more right.
>>untie shoes
2007-03-01, 9:01 AM #10
That's legal for me.
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2007-03-01, 9:51 AM #11
*slaps Kirby*
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2007-03-01, 9:56 AM #12
I mean... hot.. I guess. But what am I gonna do? I mean.... she has a f#$&ing tail.
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2007-03-01, 10:00 AM #13
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/09/28
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2007-03-01, 10:04 AM #14
SiliconC wins.
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2007-03-01, 10:45 AM #15
Originally posted by fishstickz:
I mean... hot.. I guess. But what am I gonna do? I mean.... she has a f#$&ing tail.

Ever since watching Ricky Gervais' 'Animals', I've wondered if a mermaid would be classified as beastiality or not.

Well, I don't mean it keeps me up at night. But when the topic comes up :P
2007-03-01, 11:00 AM #16
Does the topic of bestiality come up quite a bit?
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2007-03-01, 11:08 AM #17
Haha!

I am a University student, after all. It probably isn't even the worst conversation I've been involved in.
2007-03-01, 11:12 AM #18
I wish I still had that "Which would you choose?" mermaid picture.
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2007-03-01, 12:14 PM #19
She's too annoyingly happy and perky to be happy.

I'd like to hit her in the face.
2007-03-01, 12:39 PM #20
Personally I think she'd be hotter as a black chick.
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2007-03-01, 1:40 PM #21
Gay table for four! Your reservation is ready! Antony, Jep, Wolfy, Zloc_Vergo: Take a seat.
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2007-03-01, 1:56 PM #22
I'm gay because I don't like a girl with a fish tail?...

;_;
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2007-03-01, 2:51 PM #23
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Gay table for four! Your reservation is ready! Antony, Jep, Wolfy, Zloc_Vergo: Take a seat.

I TOLD YOU it was the fever's fault, ok?
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2007-03-01, 3:34 PM #24
Where's the "HAHA Losers!" option?
2007-03-01, 3:40 PM #25
No, because she has less girl parts than Dr. Dorian, and I don't think he's hot.
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2007-03-01, 4:14 PM #26
It's a cartoon. :psyduck:
2007-03-01, 4:25 PM #27
Originally posted by SiliconC:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/09/28


WTFGGZZZ I WAS ON POST THATGG

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2007-03-01, 5:10 PM #28
She's a fish.

And I'm not big on redheads.

Sorry.

Belle, however...
2007-03-01, 6:14 PM #29
Originally posted by kyle90:
Personally I think she'd be hotter as a black chick.


Anyone? Anyone? Man, tough crowd.
Stuff
2007-03-01, 6:16 PM #30
being as one of my good friends is an 'Ariel' and hate the mermaid, i vote no
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2007-03-01, 6:16 PM #31
Originally posted by Axis:
She's a fish.

And I'm not big on redheads.

Sorry.
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2007-03-01, 6:17 PM #32
I've seen a lot better.

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2007-03-01, 6:32 PM #33
Originally posted by Axis:
She's a fish.

And I'm not big on redheads.

Sorry.

Belle, however...


Redheads are always trouble.

And remember guys, she does have legs for a while. So presumably I'll be banned if I use that word again.
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2007-03-01, 6:33 PM #34
Jeez, doesn't anyone remember the movie?

With Ursula gone, the polyps in Ursula's garden, including Triton, are all changed back into merpeople. Noticing how sad his daughter is and how much she truly loves Eric, Triton decides to give Ariel what she wants. Ariel watches in astonished delight as she is changed permanently into a human, and walks gracefully to shore before her proud father's eyes. She runs into Eric's arms, and the two finally kiss.
2007-03-01, 8:42 PM #35
money*bie, you clearly haven't seen the sequel!

Maybe if she was the kind of mermaid with the fish part on top. At least then she'd have the right 'socket'.
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2007-03-01, 9:41 PM #36
I'm Jepman lol
2007-03-01, 9:41 PM #37
King Triton is way hotter, if you like the daddy type. 16-year-olds don't really do it for me though.
2007-03-02, 4:44 AM #38
how do you **** her in the *** or throttle her **** with that stupid tail?
2007-03-02, 5:19 AM #39
ariel is going to be my next wife tomorrow.
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2007-03-02, 3:18 PM #40
16 = legal in australia as long as you dont have some sort of postion of aurthority (e.g. police officer, teacher and so on). but i dont realy think she is hot.
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