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Does anyone else smell puke?
2007-03-04, 10:25 AM #1
It's left over in my nasal passage from last night. Disgusting. How can I get rid of it without breathing water?
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2007-03-04, 10:30 AM #2
Coke?
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2007-03-04, 10:31 AM #3
Originally posted by Nubs:
Coke?

Ouch.

I'd suggest a wet q-tip.
2007-03-04, 10:31 AM #4
You're talking about the drink I assume? I don't have any in the house. But I do have some root beer.
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2007-03-04, 10:44 AM #5
Blow your nose LOTS. Eat spicy food. It helps mask the smell and if spicy enough makes your nose run too :)
2007-03-04, 10:47 AM #6
Spicy food, for sure.
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2007-03-04, 11:57 AM #7
Hahahaha. Someone drank too much last night. :P
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2007-03-04, 12:10 PM #8
Ouch.

Hope it goes away :)
2007-03-04, 12:16 PM #9
It's mostly gone now...
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2007-03-04, 12:31 PM #10
Candles and spicey food.
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2007-03-04, 2:01 PM #11
Try putting some sran wrap over your nose LOL
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2007-03-04, 2:50 PM #12
Um...rub a bit of aftershave above your lip? I can't say I've ever had this problem =/
2007-03-04, 2:56 PM #13
Snort some cologne!
nope.
2007-03-04, 3:00 PM #14
Get some saline nasal spray. It doesn't burn, and is actually good for your nasal passages anyway. Helps keep them moisturized.

Lacking that, just give it time and it it'll work itself out.
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2007-03-04, 3:29 PM #15
Snorting water isn't an uncommon practice to get a smell or something else out of your nose, and it's completely safe. Just so you know.
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2007-03-04, 4:46 PM #16
I don't believe that I've ever had this problem. Am I missing something? Do you have something wrong with your nose? I'm confused.
2007-03-04, 5:29 PM #17
This happened to me a few years ago. I just drank lots of water and tried to get myself to laugh until it came out of my nose. It worked, though, it was kinda gross.
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2007-03-04, 5:42 PM #18
He puked out of his nose, mentat.
D E A T H
2007-03-04, 5:57 PM #19
Vomit out the nose sounds painful.
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2007-03-04, 6:02 PM #20
Personally I'd do everything everyone has mentioned so far just to make sure I got it out.
2007-03-04, 6:46 PM #21
Originally posted by Echoman:
Vomit out the nose sounds painful.


If you're bent over a toilet too far, the vomit can travel further up the throat and into the nose.

Oy, what a pain in the *** it is to get all of that out of your nose.
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2007-03-04, 6:51 PM #22
Quote:
He puked out of his nose, mentat.

Woah. I had no idea what was going on here. That makes sense, but I'd have to say that it has never happened to me, but I only puke maybe once a year at most.
2007-03-04, 8:09 PM #23
Originally posted by MentatMM:
Woah. I had no idea what was going on here. That makes sense, but I'd have to say that it has never happened to me, but I only puke maybe once a year at most.


It's one of the worst things to happen to a person. Think of say, cola going up your nose when you laugh while drinking. It's like that, only it burns and smells bad.
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2007-03-04, 10:07 PM #24
you think thats bad, try jack daniels up the nose. happened to my g/f once. she was in pain for hours.
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2007-03-04, 10:09 PM #25
I got tequila up my nose one time. Not a pleasant experience.
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2007-03-05, 1:05 AM #26
Ugh, can't imagine the burn.

When I had the flu in December I was puking hourly, and a few times I puked pure stomache acid (I hadn't eaten or drank a single thing since the previous time I had puked). Talk about a horrible taste/feeling. After that I decided I was going to at least get something in my stomach, if for no other reason than to prevent myself from having to taste/feel that again. I drank a whole bunch of melon flavored poweraid. By comparison, it tasted like heaven coming up.
2007-03-05, 1:22 AM #27
Snorting beer is NOT something I suggest.
D E A T H
2007-03-05, 2:10 AM #28
Originally posted by Ford:
you think thats bad, try jack daniels up the nose. happened to my g/f once. she was in pain for hours.

You think that's bad, try acetone up the nose. :gonk:
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2007-03-05, 2:59 AM #29
Originally posted by Wolfy:
I got tequila up my nose one time. Not a pleasant experience.

I did this on purpose once, really messes you up. believe it or not, I wasn't the stupidest person in the room, one guy decided to drip it in his eye.
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2007-03-05, 3:28 AM #30
...FGR, I demand you say your normal phrase, but replace "Americans" with "Britons."

How the hell can not only you, Maeve, decide it's a good idea to snort hard-a, but *someone else* was willing to drip it in their eye? Were you on some wicked fabulous substance?
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2007-03-05, 3:43 AM #31
no, just young, poor and bored
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2007-03-05, 4:57 AM #32
Sounds like the next step after a suicide tequila. Both being something that, I'm proud to say, I'm not stupid enough to do :P
2007-03-05, 5:09 AM #33
what's a suicide tequila?
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2007-03-05, 5:44 AM #34
I believe there's more than one way to do it, but the most common I've come across is: snort the salt, drink the tequila, and squirt the lemon in your eye. I can't really imagine more pain in as many different places in your head.
2007-03-05, 6:32 AM #35
For the record, I did not intend to snort the tequila.

And, wtf? You take your tequila shots with lemons and not limes? :o
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2007-03-05, 6:44 AM #36
lime is better, but sadly most bars don't seem to know this and offer lemon

Livid - I've never been that stupid!
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2007-03-05, 6:49 AM #37
Huh. I don't know about outside Columbia, MO, but limes are standard issue here.

Damn cheap or weirdo bars. :argh:

The only advantage to this "tequila suicide" I can see is that the pain will distract you away from the taste of the tequila.
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2007-03-05, 7:13 AM #38
Damn you Britons are nuts.
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2007-03-05, 7:20 AM #39
decent tequila tastes really nice. I rarely use lemon or lime anyway
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2007-03-05, 8:05 AM #40
Read Stephen King's It. There a guy snorts lemon juice and then drinks half a pint of tequila.
Two or three times.
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