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Sweet Merciful Christ It Tastes Like Satan Took A Dump On My Tongue
2007-03-12, 4:05 PM #1
Sour Cream!

I believe that sour cream could possibly be the single most repulsive "food" on the planet. I really just can't see the point in it. It looks nasty, it smells nasty and it tastes like I'm licking Conan O'Brian's nether-regions.

Post your single most hated foodstuff.
nope.
2007-03-12, 4:09 PM #2
mayonnaise. can't stand it, almost immediately gives me a vomit-reaction.
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2007-03-12, 4:10 PM #3
Originally posted by Baconfish:
It looks nasty, it smells nasty and it tastes like I'm licking Conan O'Brian's nether-regions.


Judging from this statement, this implies that you have licked "Conan O'Brian's nether-regions" in order to make such a comparison.
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2007-03-12, 4:10 PM #4
Sour cream is wonderful with mexican food. It also tastes pretty good to throw a spoonful into a bowl of black bean soup.

I hate whole wheat bread. :|

o.0
2007-03-12, 4:11 PM #5
Originally posted by Echoman:
Judging from this statement, this implies that you have licked "Conan O'Brian's nether-regions" in order to make such a comparison.


I made $150.
nope.
2007-03-12, 4:13 PM #6
Then I guess your mom is a millionaire by now.
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2007-03-12, 4:15 PM #7
Is someone a little sour about David Bowie? :P
nope.
2007-03-12, 4:17 PM #8
Originally posted by Echoman:
Then I guess your mom is a millionaire by now.


Burnsauce.
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2007-03-12, 4:20 PM #9
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Is someone a little sour about David Bowie? :P


:mad:
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2007-03-12, 5:03 PM #10
come on now, conan o brian? dollars?

surely you licked the proclaimers' coinpurse for a haggis?
2007-03-12, 7:16 PM #11
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Sour Cream!

I believe that sour cream could possibly be the single most repulsive "food" on the planet. I really just can't see the point in it. It looks nasty, it smells nasty and it tastes like I'm licking Conan O'Brian's nether-regions.

Post your single most hated foodstuff.

Yes

Originally posted by landfish:
mayonnaise. can't stand it, almost immediately gives me a vomit-reaction.

YES

Originally posted by Greenboy:
Sour cream is wonderful with mexican food. It also tastes pretty good to throw a spoonful into a bowl of black bean soup.

I hate whole wheat bread. :|

Die.

Originally posted by Baconfish:
Is someone a little sour about David Bowie? :P

David Bowie > *

You remind me of the babe.
D E A T H
2007-03-12, 7:17 PM #12
what babe?
2007-03-12, 7:25 PM #13
The babe that gets eaten.

A lot of people in Europe hate peanut butter. Almost every foreign exchange student I talk to does.

For me, I love food, but I hate mayonnaise and meat.
2007-03-12, 7:26 PM #14
The babe with the power.
D E A T H
2007-03-12, 7:27 PM #15
what wolfy?
2007-03-12, 7:28 PM #16
What power?
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2007-03-12, 7:28 PM #17
What power? :hist101:
2007-03-12, 7:50 PM #18
Yeah, peanut butter is pretty disgusting. I only tried it once back when I was in elementary school (it was an American school), though, but I do remember that it was distinctively repulsive. They don't really sell this stuff here tho. I think it's an American-only kinda thing.

However, in America's excuse, Dr. Pepper is pretty awesome.
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2007-03-12, 7:54 PM #19
Rye Bread is horrible nasty. I can't even stand the smell of it being nearby.
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2007-03-12, 8:05 PM #20
there's lots of food I don't like, but nothing imediatly comes to mind as something I hate.

I like sour cream, love peanut butter.
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2007-03-12, 8:07 PM #21
I completely love peanut butter. I can't really think of anything i hate either, but I know it's there.
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2007-03-12, 8:10 PM #22
sometimes i eat peanut butter right out of the bottle. CRUNCHY FTW
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2007-03-12, 8:20 PM #23
CREAMY!
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2007-03-12, 8:21 PM #24
Cottage. ****ing. Cheese. Can't even stand to look at it.
2007-03-12, 8:22 PM #25
Originally posted by Primate:
Cottage. ****ing. Cheese. Can't even stand to look at it.


ew yes, I agree there
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2007-03-12, 9:02 PM #26
Hey I like whole wheat bread

I hate:
Tapioca
Cottage Cheese
Rye
Sour Cream
Mayo
Probably a lot of seafoods
Probably a lot of Asian foods
Cheese Filled Hot Dogs
This is retarded, and I mean drooling at the mouth
2007-03-12, 9:13 PM #27
Ah, yes, seafood. Absolutely awful. Not even remotely edible. I also dislike j-ello. I think it is completely bizarre and not really something I would place in my mouth.

o.0
2007-03-12, 9:15 PM #28
I despise sushi. That's about it. I love almost every food I've ever eaten, including everything listed in this thread so far except rye bread.

The only problem is, most of the things listed in this thread are condiments. Meaning they're supposed to accent something else. You don't walk into Smith and Wollensky and ask for a big plate of mayonaise... then again S&W probably doesn't serve anything with condiments anyway. Who can complain about a 14oz filet?
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2007-03-12, 9:45 PM #29
I love sour cream.
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2007-03-12, 10:42 PM #30
Originally posted by Koobie:
Yeah, peanut butter is pretty disgusting. I only tried it once back when I was in elementary school (it was an American school), though, but I do remember that it was distinctively repulsive. They don't really sell this stuff here tho. I think it's an American-only kinda thing.

However, in America's excuse, Dr. Pepper is pretty awesome.

If school peanut butter wasn't like, basically glue with brown food coloring and a bit of peanut oil in it, I would say you suck. Try some real peanut butter. Creamy's good, Crunchy is good depending on the mood, with jelly it's nice (but not the best). The best is a warm Peanut Butter and Honey sandwich. So. Effing. Awesome.

Originally posted by Antony:
I despise sushi. That's about it. I love almost every food I've ever eaten, including everything listed in this thread so far except rye bread.

The only problem is, most of the things listed in this thread are condiments. Meaning they're supposed to accent something else. You don't walk into Smith and Wollensky and ask for a big plate of mayonaise... then again S&W probably doesn't serve anything with condiments anyway. Who can complain about a 14oz filet?

As for sushi, have you ever been to a real sushi bar? Seriously, REAL sushi is great...sushi found in buffets is 99.9% ****, probably has FBI written all over it, and seriously is the worst thing ever.

Sushi bars rule \m/
D E A T H
2007-03-12, 11:52 PM #31
How can tapioca be gross? It's very mild.

I think a lot of people despise many foods because they have not had them properly prepared.

Anyways, I don't like horseradish much. Just too acidic to be pleasing. Vinegar is unpleasant in excess, too.
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2007-03-13, 12:01 AM #32
A baked potato without sour cream might as well be called a baked turd.

A bad bad food that I cannot understand why people like is black olives. Especially on their own. If they're on a pizza I happen to be eating I can usually ignore the taste and still enjoy the pizza, but I would never ever order black olives put on anything that I paid for.
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2007-03-13, 12:06 AM #33
I used to like fish in the past (and sushi), now I can't stand it except for the reaaaally occasional salmon.

Also, parmesan nearly makes me puke.
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2007-03-13, 12:10 AM #34
I like sushi, but only if its REAL sushi. One time I got some pre-made crap sushi from the gorcery store, and later that night I vomited, because of too much rum, not the sushi, but the association makes me want to puke whenever I see grocery store sushi.
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2007-03-13, 1:00 AM #35
Hate:

Cottage Cheese
Sour Cream
Baked Beans

Love:

Peanut Butter (crunchy)
Frozen waffles
Anchovies
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2007-03-13, 1:26 AM #36
Cottage Cream.

Quiche

*puke*
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2007-03-13, 1:49 AM #37
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
A bad bad food that I cannot understand why people like is black olives. Especially on their own. If they're on a pizza I happen to be eating I can usually ignore the taste and still enjoy the pizza, but I would never ever order black olives put on anything that I paid for.


Very true for me as well.
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2007-03-13, 5:18 AM #38
I hate sausages. Makes me think too much of penii. *gags* :hist101:
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2007-03-13, 6:54 AM #39
I hate chocolate. Hell, it gives me rashes on my chest.
2007-03-13, 6:58 AM #40
Originally posted by Baconfish:
It looks nasty, it smells nasty and it tastes like I'm licking Conan O'Brian's nether-regions.

I think you just killed sour cream for me :(

I can't stand mayonnaise. Yuck. I had some seafood stir fry a couple weeks ago, and I put a muscle in my mouth without realizing what it was, and had a gag reaction. Yuck .(
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