And I mean out of true, real anger, not just giving your friend the bird for burnsaucing you or something playful like that.

Last time I did it was several months ago driving home late at night/early in the morning in a 25mph area through town, when I spot some guy standing on some railroad tracks that intersected the street I was on. He was somewhere around 18-24years old, standing in my lane of traffic, and when I stopped he just stood there and stared at me with a look on his face like "I am standing here and you cant run me over or you'll get in trouble." I highly doubt he was being suicidal from the look of him, so I just lay on the horn and I drive around him in the other lane, flipping him off the whole time, yelling expletives at him even though my windows were shut.

fIt's rstupid. eThere's enever la areason nto cget ethat rangry.

You shouldn't be allowed to drive.

I gave my computer monitor this finger when it showed me this thread.

We speak english here, not dwarf tongue.

[edit]lawl never mind I decoded it[\edit]

I'd fancy myself a better driver than you. No accidents, no tickets... never even been pulled over.

I have no accidents, no tickets, never been pulled over. However, I don't get angry while driving. If someone stops in front of me I usually laugh. I would never honk, flip someone off, and yell expletives. Also, claiming to be a better driver then someone over the internet is funny. Everyone thinks they're an amazing driver, but generally they're full of it. Just like you.



PS: Admitting road rage and then calling yourself a good driver is funny. Real funny.

Hah, just tonight.

I gave your mo... um. <.<

Um, not in a long time. I don't do that often, I just hit whoever's annoying me instead.

I generally keep my cool well enough to refrain from giving the finger. However, when I've had a few pints, I'm somewhat less restrained. Still no finger, but a series of curses might find their way from my mouth. In rare cases a fist may fly, like Zell.

Your wrong. It wasnt road rage. And I only said I was better than you, not good. Here are some definitions of rage:

1. angry fury; violent anger.
2. a fit of violent anger.
3. fury or violence of wind, waves, fire, disease, etc.
4. violence of feeling, desire, or appetite: the rage of thirst.
5. a violent desire or passion.

Put road in front of it and you get the idea.

Notice how all of them have "violent" in them somewhere. Now please, tell me where I got violent.

If someone "steps in front of me" as you put it, like they didnt do it on purpose, I'm fine with it. But this guy was being an overt dooshbag and I let him know it. You probably get pushed around a lot by people...

God, grow up snake.

"I just lay on the horn and I drive around him in the other lane, flipping him off the whole time, yelling expletives at him even though my windows were shut."
Wikipedia says otherwise. I'll be nice and list them.

1. sounding the vehicle's horn or flashing lights excessively
2. rude gestures (such as the finger)
3. shouting verbal abuse, including threats

I win. You lose. Deal with it. Or get :rant:.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wikipedia also says exactly what I said, in the very first sentence:



I wasnt even close to causing an accident, being that I was driving the only car within a mile.

And once again I wasnt violent.

You lose via your own link.

Get a life.

vi·o·lent (vī'ə-lənt)
adj.

1. Marked by, acting with, or resulting from great force: a violent attack.
2. Having or showing great emotional force: violent dislike.

Also, please read this. Also please try to comprehend what I have said. :downs:

An obvious sign of your maturity.

your both violent! snake screams expletives and uses obscene gestures, and greenboy murders vegetables!

just a joke... calm yourselves.

Your username has a clan tag in it. You posted this message on a Star Wars gaming forum. :downs:

Also, you're fat and single.

Edit: And you have bad hair.

Have you asked Yoshi to marry you yet, or are you still waiting for the right moment?

And I'm not single... yet

And I agree about my hair, I hate it. But ladies dont, apparently.

Freelancer?

One Monday evening when I still worked at Domino's Pizza back in 11th grade, I came in and greeted the manager who I really hated for a lot of reasons I wont go into here. I order a pizza and he tells me I was supposed to come in that day and that since I hadn't I was now suspended. But before I could leave in total fury, I was required to write down an excuse as to why I had not come in that day. My reasons for skipping work that day were. #1 I hadn't worked the previous weekend so I hadn't had a chance to see the schedule #2 when I had called that Sunday night, I was told that the new schedule wasn't up yet.
I wrote this down and then left, the manager wanted to say something to me but I flipped him off on my way out and because of that I was fired. So since then I haven't flipped anything off that wasn't a computer.

I have no idea, I practically forgot the whole "giving the finger" shtick between 1999 and 2005.

Never?

Probably never, it always struck me as something you do when you're completely speechless but want to express some anger/annoyance and i've never really been completely speechless AND angry enough to need to do it

I think I remember doing it in a public place when I was like 5

Last Thursday.

Was driving home after work in heavy traffic, the guy in front of me stops so I stop to. A few seconds later some wanker in a 7-seires BMW pulls up behind me with his left indicator on. I am sitting behind the intersection of the side street (in case anyone wants to pull out from the side street while I'm waiting for traffic to move again), but when I see the guy has his blinker on I move forward and towards the middle of the road to give him room to turn round the corner.

Well cos he's in his big fugly BMW and has obviously never learned how to properly take a corner, he turns in way to late, gets half way through the gap I had created that any half-decent driver could easily get through, decides he cant fit, and leans on the horn.

Where the fudge did he expect me to go?? At this point I've got my nose way too close for comfort to the manual Golf in front of me (we were on an incline) who has in turn shuffled foward close to the car in front of him, and the douchebag is still leaning on the horn. So I turned round, gave him the bird (the one time I regret having tinted windows!), and put my car into reverse just to tick him off.

You know what?! I.. NNNNNRRRRRGH! SEE MY FINGER? LOOK AT IT! THIS IS HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW! IT'S ALL IN THE FINGER!

But yeah, some guy tried to jack me off my bike a couple nights ago. I was going to turn around and give him the finger when I figure out what he was trying to do. When I turned around, I saw he was chasing me. I laughed, pedaled harder, and gave him the finger out of victory more than anything. I was still pretty angry, but I was smiling when I did it. Not sure if that counts.

i dont think ive ever given the finger seriously. i do it all the time in a friendly way to friends sometimes tho

Can't remember the last time I flipped someone off in anger. Might have been when I was walking in a crosswalk and some idiot ran the light and almost hit me, but I can't remember when that was.

I flip my friends off all the time, though.

i prefer the wrist shaking "wanker" signal compared to the middle finger "****er" signal.

..wanker signal?

I think he means a male masturbation type gesture with your hand.

Or maybe that thing where you snap your wrist back and forth so fast your fingers slap up against each other, making sort of a fapping noise.

Quoted for hilarious out of context.

yeah the wrist shake, the one you can do when you pretend to polish your fingernails on your shirt.

Well, that's strange. I never seen anyone do that.

i'm reckoning its more of an english thing, just like calling someone a tosser.

It's probably been a month or so, also regarding ****ing idiots on the road.