notice how no one has posted condoms anywhere on this list yet? Not even a diaphragm. Jeez let's buy a collection of mexican hookers for all of us. lol.

You want to trust a condom you've had in your pocket all day? Have at it.

Not at work:
Left: keys, chapstick
Right: phone, sometimes swiss army knife

At work:
Left: keys, chapstick
Right: valve core remover, tire tread depth gauge, 1/2" extension

I used to carry condoms around with me, but since I moved in with my girlfriend, and we rarely exhibit the desire to get it on anywhere but at home, and if such an instance occurs I bring condoms with me.

The thing that shocks me is we haven't seen (to my knowledge) any instances of "flask of booze" being carried around in someones pocket.

I know I'm not the ONLY drunk that posts on Massassi.

I'm a wordly fellow, so:

In Jeans:

Right Front: Cell Phone, Keys, Change
Right Rear: Wallet [Cash, Credit, DL, KUID], Maps/Important Documents
Left Front: iPod, Misc. [Lighter for nonsmoking purposes, Knife, etc]
Left Rear: Occasional Sketchbook or Paperback Novel

In shorts:

Same but with Phone in Lower right Pocket

With Jacket

Right Breast: Love Letters from Ladies, Secret Plans

It asks my precious what it has in it's nasty, Little POCKETSES!?!?!?

hat, keys, smokes, wallet, lighter, phone.

sometimes i keep a fork in my pocket... don't ask.

Right:

- Wallet (yes, I keep it in the front pocket, not the back)
- pack of tissue (damn nose keeps running )

Left:

- cellphone (sometimes in the right if the smaller pocket in it is big enough)
- flash drive and keys (usually they're on a strap around my neck though)
- shades (when not wearing them, duh)
- bottle of soda (but only if nothing else is in the pocket)
- pack of cocaine (in case a hobo goes after me. Makes for a good distraction)
- condoms (in case a naked woman walks by offering free sex)
- razorblade (in case I ever get sad and want to slash my wrist)
- hand lotion (for when I get lonely)

Right front: Thumb drive, gum or mints, receipts if I've gone shopping. Clipped to the pocket is my cell phone.

Right rear: wallet

left front: keys, knife

left rear: nothing

***

Into the left goes my phone. The right contains wallet and keys. USB key and my MP3 player go on a strap around my neck. And if it's cold and I'm wearing my decent coat, the inner left breast pocket can easily hold a small bottle of spirits.

Everything goes in my coat pockets (minus my wallet) except during summer:

- Keys
- Cigars
- Lighter
- The wacky
- Phone
- Change
- Eye protection for work
- Mp3 player

T-t-t-t-hats all folks.

In my pockets:
- multiple hair loops
- a comb
- my broken watch
- a wallet
- chapstick

In my bag:
- laptop
- power adaptor for laptop
- notebook
- pencils
- mechanical pencil
- calculator
- case for my glasses
- USB mouse
- German-English dictionary
- Swiss army knife
- tissues
- various papers of varying origin
- notepad
- USB stick
- various burned music CDs
And sometimes:
- a novel
- headphones
- bottle of water

keys pen and phone thats all i need

Left pocket:

Cellphone
Earphones

Right pocket:

Keys
Car keys
Other car keys

Right *** pocket:
Wallet

Left *** pocket:
Some random paper

Right small pocket (the one inside pocket):
condoms
coins

Right:
-Keys+USB Drive on a lanyard
-Zen Vision:M

Left:
-Cell phone
-Chapstick

Back Right:
-Wallet

Well I tend to carry a lot of stuff. This is what I carry on a typical working day.

Firstly pockets on clothing

Wallet, Keychain (with key) and Phone
Loose change, Hospital ID Badge
Mini-disc playing device
Comb in back-pocket

And in my backpack which I call the 'Luggage':

Drinking mug
Personal blog/dairy thing
Lunchbox, two drinks (one juice, one water)
Book to read (Currently 'The Colour Of Magic' by Terry Pratchett)
Bus and Train timetables
Earphones
Stationery (Pens etc)
Newspaper (The Sun)
Sweatshirt (which I wear in the morning)
Mini-discs (at this moment in time contains albums by Smashing Pumpkins and Type O Negative)

That's it really, but I seem to carry the works with me and Im only at work.
But I feel weird without a backpack on. All the small things that matter are needed.