Yup… that’s what’s going on in my life today. I was bored last night, so I wrote on a few peoples facebooks, just as a joke. Such items included “WRAAA”, “Fo sho”, and “come visit!”
The one that starts this story however was “You’re a weirdo.”
I left this comment on a friend of mine I hung out with at work over the summer. Key word here is FRIEND. I think I saw her maybe ONE time outside of the place I worked, and that was just a group of us seeing Snakes on a Plane.
A while later, I see she responded. So I went to look, just to see. Normally she’s a very funny person. The message I got in return most definitely was not her. It read something like this
“If you want to die, call my girlfriend a weirdo again."
So I was like… “Uh… what the hell?”:psyduck:
Knowing it was him, I simply responded with “Your boyfriends a weirdo.”
The next response came quicker, but I could tell it was from my friend.
"That was a bad move, pat. Now all I’m saying is stay in Rochester. Ha." The “ha” clued me in it probably was her.
So again, I respond cleverly with just “Oh come on, I thought it was hilarious.”
A few hours later, I’m driving to dinner with my family. They’re up for the weekend, so it’s nice!
I thought I felt my phone vibrating, but I was driving so whatever. I get to the restaurant and my phone starts ringing wildly. I ignored it for a while because I didn’t know the number. Finally it got annoying to keep hitting silent. I knew it was him, so I picked up and said “Are you ever going to stop calling?”
So for the next few minutes he shouted at me. Cursing about how serious this was, and how big of a deal I was making it, which if you’ve been reading you can see that I really didn’t care.
I really don’t know what he said. I know he mentioned that I was cheating with his girlfriend, which is completely stupid and untrue. #1 she’s my friend, #2 they’re 6 hours from here. After some great amount of time I basically just said, “Listen, I’m at a restaura--.”
Interrupted.
“Yo you wanna make this a big deal? I’ll make this a big ****ing deal! I’ll come up there and find you and it won’t be good!”
“Can you LISTEN to me,” I asked politely.
But no, he continued to scream.
Finally I just said “Listen, this is really funny and all, but you’re taking this way too seriously.” *General babbling here from him about how he’s going to kill me* I continued with “Listen, I can’t take anyone who drives a mint green Mercedes seriously” and I hung up. I shut off my phone and enjoyed a nice dinner.
So pretty much, I got back to my apartment and she had imed me. She wanted me to apologize so this would all end. Obviously I wasn’t going to say yes I would. So I said I’d call him. Just so at least she could not worry about it for now. I sent him a text that read "you can call me tomorrow when my family isn’t here. This is just a stupid misunderstanding"
I’m willing to be civil with him tomorrow to explain it was a joke, but I swear if he threatens me one more time I’m going to complain about harassment because this is ridiculous.:colbert:
The one that starts this story however was “You’re a weirdo.”
I left this comment on a friend of mine I hung out with at work over the summer. Key word here is FRIEND. I think I saw her maybe ONE time outside of the place I worked, and that was just a group of us seeing Snakes on a Plane.
A while later, I see she responded. So I went to look, just to see. Normally she’s a very funny person. The message I got in return most definitely was not her. It read something like this
“If you want to die, call my girlfriend a weirdo again."
So I was like… “Uh… what the hell?”:psyduck:
Knowing it was him, I simply responded with “Your boyfriends a weirdo.”
The next response came quicker, but I could tell it was from my friend.
"That was a bad move, pat. Now all I’m saying is stay in Rochester. Ha." The “ha” clued me in it probably was her.
So again, I respond cleverly with just “Oh come on, I thought it was hilarious.”
A few hours later, I’m driving to dinner with my family. They’re up for the weekend, so it’s nice!
I thought I felt my phone vibrating, but I was driving so whatever. I get to the restaurant and my phone starts ringing wildly. I ignored it for a while because I didn’t know the number. Finally it got annoying to keep hitting silent. I knew it was him, so I picked up and said “Are you ever going to stop calling?”
So for the next few minutes he shouted at me. Cursing about how serious this was, and how big of a deal I was making it, which if you’ve been reading you can see that I really didn’t care.
I really don’t know what he said. I know he mentioned that I was cheating with his girlfriend, which is completely stupid and untrue. #1 she’s my friend, #2 they’re 6 hours from here. After some great amount of time I basically just said, “Listen, I’m at a restaura--.”
Interrupted.
“Yo you wanna make this a big deal? I’ll make this a big ****ing deal! I’ll come up there and find you and it won’t be good!”
“Can you LISTEN to me,” I asked politely.
But no, he continued to scream.
Finally I just said “Listen, this is really funny and all, but you’re taking this way too seriously.” *General babbling here from him about how he’s going to kill me* I continued with “Listen, I can’t take anyone who drives a mint green Mercedes seriously” and I hung up. I shut off my phone and enjoyed a nice dinner.
So pretty much, I got back to my apartment and she had imed me. She wanted me to apologize so this would all end. Obviously I wasn’t going to say yes I would. So I said I’d call him. Just so at least she could not worry about it for now. I sent him a text that read "you can call me tomorrow when my family isn’t here. This is just a stupid misunderstanding"
I’m willing to be civil with him tomorrow to explain it was a joke, but I swear if he threatens me one more time I’m going to complain about harassment because this is ridiculous.:colbert:
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
