Hearing about this kind of stuff makes me feel more sane.

Also, you have to **** with this guy. Or report him, which if it leads to him spending a night in lockup is way better than ****ing with him.

Myspace only nicer.

Aren't death threats illegal?

Ugh so he calls me again and says "Youre a little *****! Oh and youre bring the cops into this! Good man!"


I tried to stay civil, but the next step is going to be fun.

ooh this is exciting

Oh and he claimed he didnt have to explain to me why he was so pissed off.

Yeah, it's pretty obvious why... he's mental. I wonder what he does to people who accidentally bump into him in the streets.

People like this just need a good *** kicking to put them in their place.

Bat to the face? Oh yes.

We should get 40 of us to go to his house with bats, and kill him and his parents and break all his stuff.

(and I'm not Jewish. My father comes from a secular Jewish family, though)

Always remember:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I think just me and Josh should be enough. A gigantic fat man with a unibrow and a midget on his back.

Wait, I've seen that before...

*Cough*

I think this call for a picture I made a while back...

To be fair, I wanted to kill mb when I was in high school

I'd go with this, but...meh. Read the user title.

...

SOMEONE FETCH A SUIT DESIGNER

Bah, MB will banstick him in the face.

P.S. Teh Bandit is ready to join the angry mob

Here is my arsenal. Old pictures, but still. Fake blunderbusses and dull swords, oh my!

Can't forget the potato cannon goodness

Just tell the US government he has WMDs and that the intelligence is fool proof.

They'll do the rest (possiblity of some collateral damage not withstanding)

what a f** i had a similar situation at work with this chick and her boy friend was like touch my girlfriends @$$ again and ill kill you ofcourse the key word is again but i didnt care and he threated to kill me over myspace i chose to ignroe it and then finnaly one day i said something to him along the lines of say it to my face next time and he shut up never said anything to me again

Is it possible shes at fault by maybe insinuating certain stuff had happened previously (or that you wanted it to happen) to wind him up and now doesn't want to admit she made it up? Just a thought.

I thought of this.

And I, of this: http://weblog.site5.com/images/photos/minime.jpg

Sounds to me like he was high on coke.

Sooo update.

I talked to him again and he was like "thank you for apologizing you little *****!"

So as you can see, his amazing sense of maturity has returned!

Long story short, he threatened to kill me again (so I guess thats like 3 times now).

I spent the entire conversation mocking him mostly until he said "You think your so cool, but you'll realize im the littler man in this!" I spent the next 5 minutes laughing at him.

oh oh! also! Im a little girl because I told him if he threatened to kill me one more time Id call the police. Apparently, according to him at least, the SMARTER thing is to fight. I asked him nicely to stop threatening me and he responded with "YO DUDE THATS STUPID. Why would I stop threatening you, thats ****ing stupid!"


So somewhere in the conversation he was telling me he could make this a big deal if he wanted to. I was just thinking about how I could make it a bigger deal
good thing I still have his number in my phone

What can I say but o_o

You should post his number.

And his adress, so Jin can send in spiders.

POST IT

RIP MB. 1980-something - 2007

And his name so we know who to address it to.

Post the number so we can harass him from Skype!

If you post his number I'll harass him from my home phone.


Whats he going to do? Drive down to Maryland so I can hit him in the face with a baseball bat?

Yes, a healthy diet of spiders is now his only chance for maturity.

Post his number and I will murder his peace of mind.

All the people that are asking for his number aren't any better than he is.

I had something similar happen to me once in high school. A girl breaks up with me because she wants to "date other people," but that wasn't exciting enough so she decided we were going to be bitter enemies. I thought it was a joke, then all of the sudden she's sending me text messages saying she's going to have my throat slit and I'm getting abusive phone calls at 3am from people I've never met.

Ah, drama.

No but he might put 2 and 2 together and hit MB in the face with a baseball bat

No matter how easy it is to laugh of some weirdo who's threatening all kinds of crap don't forget that he probably has some ****ed up friends too who would probably welcome the chance to kick someones head in.

Hahaha, thats hilarious. I'm glad I have friends that are huge mofos that got my back when **** goes down. I'm a peaceful person so nothing ever goes down, but SOMEDAY.