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Riddles, guessing games, and logic!
2007-04-24, 3:57 PM #1
This should be fun if people do it correctly.

Ask a riddle, logic problem, or even a trivia question. The first person who correctly answeres the problem (AND IS CONFIRMED BY THE OP) gets to ask a question. If your question goes longer than 2 pages before it's guessed, I will either take your turn, or pass it on. Also, you can't misinform people if you answere their questions. You don't HAVE to take questions, though. You set the mini-rules for your question.

The first one should be really easy if you don't think at all:

[url=The same noise as a midget who wants to make a riddle thread but doesn't have any good riddles.]If a midget falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, what noise does it make?[/url]
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2007-04-24, 4:00 PM #2
Is the midget deaf? :confused:
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2007-04-24, 4:01 PM #3
No.
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2007-04-24, 4:04 PM #4
The same noise when the kiwi made when it fell.

*SPLAT*
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2007-04-24, 4:10 PM #5
The sound of a feather falling on the ground, so small that it's lighter than air.
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2007-04-24, 4:12 PM #6
"MY LEGS! I CAN'T FEEL MY TINY LEGS!" ?
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2007-04-24, 4:31 PM #7
Wow, you guys suck. This is really easy. Look at my post.
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2007-04-24, 4:32 PM #8
Doesn't make a noise
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2007-04-24, 4:36 PM #9
For whatever it's worth, that link doesn't work Kirb
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2007-04-24, 4:45 PM #10
The same noise as a midget who wants to make a riddle thread but doesn't have any good riddles
Think while it's still legal.
2007-04-24, 4:54 PM #11
Squeek?
2007-04-24, 4:57 PM #12
Originally posted by Victor Van Dort:
The same noise as a midget who wants to make a riddle thread but doesn't have any good riddles


I was beated :(
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2007-04-24, 4:57 PM #13
Originally posted by Victor Van Dort:
The same noise as a midget who wants to make a riddle thread but doesn't have any good riddles


*shakes fist*

You beat me to it.
2007-04-24, 4:57 PM #14
On 4 17 O became the 40 S to R the A G which occurred 92 Y A
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2007-04-24, 6:38 PM #15
You don't know what noise it makes because no one is there. So one will always have to think about it.
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2007-04-24, 8:34 PM #16
Victor got it, of course.
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2007-04-24, 9:24 PM #17
Originally posted by Victor Van Dort:
On 4 17 O became the 40 S to R the A G which occurred 92 Y A

Ugh, this is bugging the crap out of me. I'm getting close, I think.
2007-04-24, 9:37 PM #18
If you know who I am you'll get it pretty quick. I'll check back in the morning. THINK SAJN! GO!
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2007-04-24, 9:55 PM #19
Originally posted by Victor Van Dort:
If you know who I am you'll get it pretty quick. I'll check back in the morning. THINK SAJN! GO!

Since when was something like this a "riddle", a "guessing game" or a "logic puzzle?" This is a deliberate test of specific knowledge. It can't be solved logically, it can't be solved by guessing... it can't even be researched because it is deliberately written to prevent it. This is the anti-riddle.

Furthermore, nobody wants to "THINK SAJN." If you ask us to "THINK SAJN" you're going to get a lot of answers involving "attention" and variants on the word "prostitution."
2007-04-24, 9:57 PM #20
You forgot peeing on cars and system of a down
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2007-04-24, 9:58 PM #21
Originally posted by Jon`C:
Furthermore, nobody wants to "THINK SAJN." If you ask us to "THINK SAJN" you're going to get a lot of answers involving "attention" and variants on the word "prostitution."


and the fact that the answer to your non-riddle is based on "knowing SAJN" corroborates my last point.
2007-04-24, 10:05 PM #22
Originally posted by Victor Van Dort:
On 4 17 O became the 40 S to R the A G which occurred 92 Y A


The "4 17 O" part doesn't make sense.
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2007-04-24, 10:11 PM #23
Let me rephrase that: "On 4/17 O..."
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2007-04-24, 10:12 PM #24
Originally posted by Echoman:
The "4 17 O" part doesn't make sense.

I think it does but would be a lot more clear with punctuation.

SAJN - Could you at least punctuate the sentence as a hint?
2007-04-24, 10:21 PM #25
On 4/17, O became the 40th S to R the A G, which occurred 92 Y A.

(I think)
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2007-04-24, 10:51 PM #26
I so got this one. (Let me finalize real quick)

Here we go:

On 4/17, Ohio became the 40th state to recognize the Armenian Genocide, which occurred 92 years ago.
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2007-04-25, 5:32 AM #27
Yay! Pommy is win!
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2007-04-25, 6:55 AM #28
ugh, that "riddle" blew.
2007-04-25, 6:58 AM #29
Damn, I knew it was a state ratifying something that happened 92 years ago.
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2007-04-25, 7:13 AM #30
Great, so the puzzle is about recognizing an event that never even happened.
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2007-04-25, 9:01 AM #31
What the hell?

That is in no way a riddle, nor a good guessing game. It's like a really really really **** version of Wheel Of Fortune.
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2007-04-25, 9:29 AM #32
But Wheel of Fortune is a guessing game!
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2007-04-25, 9:49 AM #33
Yes, but kirb was nice enough to give us the answer. Even if it took us a day to find it :P.
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2007-04-25, 11:56 AM #34
Yeah, I was close. The key was Armenian Genocide, didn't even think of that.
2007-04-25, 11:59 AM #35
I am stealing someone's turn.

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2007-04-25, 12:00 PM #36
Originally posted by SMOCK!:
But Wheel of Fortune is a guessing game!


:P

But you have to answer questions too. And it's physical because you have to spin the wheel.
nope.
2007-04-25, 12:11 PM #37
God damn, kirbs. We already know that you're a filthy hobbit, you don't need to make a thread about it twice a week. Unless the thread has hobbit porn. That's a different case then.
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2007-04-25, 2:10 PM #38
Originally posted by stat:
Great, so the puzzle is about recognizing an event that never even happened.


Hahaha, okay. That's a funny one.
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2007-04-25, 2:45 PM #39
Pommy should post a riddle before people keep crapping.
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2007-04-25, 3:04 PM #40
/me poos on Pommy.
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