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DO you shave your...

2007-04-25, 9:30 AM #1

CaveDemon

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What DO you shave?

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2007-04-25, 9:30 AM #2

The_Reafis

It's pantsless o'clock!

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Bloody dont shave what YOUR implying.

2007-04-25, 9:36 AM #3

Greenboy

No they aren't!

Posts: 3,364

Only the face. Stomach, chest, and pubes maybe twice a year. Probably not though, I'm too lazy.

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2007-04-25, 9:42 AM #4

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I shave my face and my head when I decide I want short hair.

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2007-04-25, 9:49 AM #5

Nikumubeki

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Face.

If I could, I'd grow a Karl Marx beard. Then I'd shave it.

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2007-04-25, 9:52 AM #6

Jep

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I shave mah pubes :downswords:

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2007-04-25, 10:00 AM #7

dalf

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I shaved my legs once for track. I don't suggest it.

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2007-04-25, 10:04 AM #8

Antony

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I checked face and pubes... but i don't really shave either.... i just kinda keep 'em short.

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2007-04-25, 10:19 AM #9

LividDK

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Only my face. The rest of my body has an au natural, Wookiee look. This has led to me being worshipped as a sort of Moon God King in certain backwards British counties, such as Yorkshire.

2007-04-25, 11:37 AM #10

Aglar

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Public poll, nice touch.

Face and pubes.

2007-04-25, 11:53 AM #11

Martin_W

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Originally posted by JediGandalf:

I shaved my legs once for track. I don't suggest it.

mmm i highly suggest it
as long as you know how to combat the razor burn that is soon to follow

yay for not posting much ever

2007-04-25, 11:53 AM #12

Gebohq

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The face is anything I have actually shaved, or even kept short with any sort of regularity. On occassion (once a year? if that), I'll shorten pubic and/or leg hair. Yay for posting random crap! :awesome:

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2007-04-25, 11:57 AM #13

Baconfish

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Just the face. Although I did get a leg waxing done a while ago for charity. It's nowhere near as sore as women claim.

Oh, and Drizzt is a woman.

nope.

2007-04-25, 12:10 PM #14

Lord Kuat

The quick for you!

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I shave my face about once a week. Go around with stubble and a slight beard otherwise. Takes me about two weeks to grow a Leonidas beard.

2007-04-25, 12:11 PM #15

Martyn

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Originally posted by LividDK27:

Only my face. The rest of my body has an au natural, Wookiee look. This has led to me being worshipped as a sort of Moon God King in certain backwards British counties, such as Yorkshire.

Oi!

2007-04-25, 12:31 PM #16

LividDK

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Hehe

2007-04-25, 12:32 PM #17

Baconfish

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nope.

2007-04-25, 12:48 PM #18

djwguitarman

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I don't.
Shaving is for women.
I keep my beard trimmed but that's the closest I get.

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2007-04-25, 1:10 PM #19

Vegiemaster

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Face. I'm currently the only one seeing my pubes, and I don't care what they look like. Maybe in the future I'll trim them or something.

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2007-04-25, 1:35 PM #20

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Face. When I can be arsed.

I haven't been arsed in ages. As such my chinpubes are growing and taking over my neck.

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2007-04-25, 1:45 PM #21

Isuwen

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Shaving is for women.

Real men don't trim their beards until it's past their (hairy) nipples.

Wikissassi sucks.

2007-04-25, 1:46 PM #22

drizzt2k2

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Originally posted by Vegiemaster:

Face. I'm currently the only one seeing my pubes, and I don't care what they look like. Maybe in the future I'll trim them or something.

Maybe not shaving is the reason no one is seeing your pubes. (or lack of pubes). Its a paradox.

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2007-04-25, 1:48 PM #23

Cool Matty

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/me waits for Sugarless or Maevie to vote "Face" on the poll.

2007-04-25, 1:49 PM #24

Stinkywrix

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I shave my face, and keep my pubes trimmed.

2007-04-25, 2:46 PM #25

JediKirby

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Originally posted by Antony:

I checked face and pubes... but i don't really shave either.... i just kinda keep 'em short.

Same, but I accidently forgot to check face. I also shave my hairy ***.

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2007-04-25, 6:58 PM #26

gbk

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Originally posted by djwguitarman:

I don't.
Shaving is for women.
I keep my beard trimmed but that's the closest I get.

QBTWIWGTS.

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2007-04-25, 9:41 PM #27

djwguitarman

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Originally posted by gbk:

QBTWIWGTS.

Is that supposed to make sense?

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2007-04-25, 10:06 PM #28

Freelancer

Peelancer

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Face only, though I usually keep a manly stubble. Men are supposed to be hairy, dammit.

And seriously, my chest? What the hell? Chest hair is the manliest hair there is. I cherish it all (and trust me; there's plenty to cherish).

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2007-04-25, 10:46 PM #29

SavageX378

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I only shave my face. I once shaved my armpits for the hell of it but the itching that followed wasn't pleasent. I woulld really like to shave hair around my anus but I won't dare take a razor to that place! I'll have to look around for that lube stuff that removes hair without shaving. It would be so nice to have no hair down there. Having to scrub my butt to make sure I don't have dried crap stuck on the hair is really a pain in the butt, literally. Oh I'm sorry... did I say too much?

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2007-04-25, 11:53 PM #30

Martyn

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Originally posted by gbk:

QBTWIWGTS.

I love you.

2007-04-25, 11:59 PM #31

Yecti

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I absolutely despise body hair. I shave my face, stomach, pubic hair, and armpits with every shower. Furthermore, I trim my leg hair with a beard trimmer at least once a month.

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2007-04-26, 12:11 AM #32

Freelancer

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Originally posted by Yecti:

I absolutely despise body hair. I shave my face, stomach, pubic hair, and armpits with every shower. Furthermore, I trim my leg hair with a beard trimmer at least once a month.

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2007-04-26, 12:27 AM #33

Yecti

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... Hair holds odor. I'm an Italian / Polish Jew. We're hairy.

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2007-04-26, 4:37 AM #34

CaveDemon

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Originally posted by SavageX378:

You could always ask your wife/girlfriend/mother/friend to shave around your anus. :awesome:

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2007-04-26, 4:47 AM #35

Isuwen

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Quote:

You could always ask your wife/girlfriend/mother/friend to shave around your anus.

Wikissassi sucks.

2007-04-26, 5:36 AM #36

Lord Kuat

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Originally posted by Yecti:

... Hair holds odor. I'm an Italian / Polish Jew. We're hairy.

Hair holding odor? How often do you shower, once a week? I'm the freakin' missing link and last time I checked if I took a shower every morning and wore deodorant/antiperspirant in the proper places I wouldn't have little wavy lines coming off of me.

Unless you have some disorder of sebaceous glands, it shouldn't be an issue with proper hygiene. Then again, as far as oily glands, and remembering old slang for Italians...

Oh yeah, Persian + Russian (Sephardi) Jewish ancestry. The hair from both sides come together.

2007-04-26, 5:42 AM #37

Fardreamer

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Originally posted by SavageX378:

Having to scrub my butt to make sure I don't have dried crap stuck on the hair

That's not the first time you mention it. A source of pride for you, is it?

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2007-04-26, 7:19 AM #38

82nd_Fister

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I shaved your mom once... Ohhhh burn..

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2007-04-26, 7:28 AM #39

Achelois

Fat, hairy Italian.

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Nothing.

...

(kidding.)

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2007-04-26, 9:47 AM #40

drizzt2k2

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Originally posted by The_Reafis:

Bloody dont shave what YOUR implying.

Does this sentence not make sense to anyone else?

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