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2007-04-26, 9:55 AM #41
Originally posted by drizzt2k2:
Originally posted by The_Reafis:
Bloody dont shave what YOUR implying.

Does this sentence not make sense to anyone else?

I think I know what he means ;)
2007-04-26, 10:00 AM #42
doesnt exactly take a genius...:downswords:
2007-04-26, 2:14 PM #43
i dunno how you guys that shave the pubes can stand the itching afterwards... plus, it's quite hard to scratch your crotch in public without being noticed.

im not even sure if girls like the bare-*** genitals look. i have shaved once, but after the intense itching, i just trim now.
2007-04-26, 2:42 PM #44
if you've ever been with 90% of women, they prefer it shaved. you must be joking.
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2007-04-26, 2:44 PM #45
Originally posted by ragna:
i dunno how you guys that shave the pubes can stand the itching afterwards... plus, it's quite hard to scratch your crotch in public without being noticed.

im not even sure if girls like the bare-*** genitals look. i have shaved once, but after the intense itching, i just trim now.


Your skin eventually adapts to it, and it doesn't itch anymore when it grows back. Kind of like your face doesn't itch when your beard grows.
2007-04-26, 2:46 PM #46
Originally posted by drizzt2k2:
if you've ever been with 90% of women, they prefer it shaved. you must be joking.


Indeed. No hairballs to cough up.

I see it as an act of courtesy. If your girlfriend is willing to go through the trouble of *censored*, the least you can do is make her life easier by keeping it nice and clean down there. They usually appreciate it, if you know what I mean. :P
2007-04-26, 3:11 PM #47
Originally posted by drizzt2k2:
if you've ever been with 90% of women, they prefer it shaved. you must be joking.


wow. clearly, i wasn't joking.

i can't say i'm a player, but i've dated more than a few women and have straight-out asked some girls, and it's NOWHERE near 90%. most girls prefer pubic hair as long as it isn't crazy (i.e. trimmed), though some do like the jungle, just as some guys like au natural women. in fact, i'd say a majority of girls think the shaved look for guys is weird, though not necessarily disgusting.

so unless you've only been with maybe 1 or 2 girls that may have just given you fellatio, the girls were inexperienced, you dont live in the US, or just want to make your penis look bigger, i'd say you're mistaken.
2007-04-26, 4:00 PM #48
Originally posted by Lord Kuat:
Hair holding odor? How often do you shower, once a week? I'm the freakin' missing link and last time I checked if I took a shower every morning and wore deodorant/antiperspirant in the proper places I wouldn't have little wavy lines coming off of me.

Unless you have some disorder of sebaceous glands, it shouldn't be an issue with proper hygiene. Then again, as far as oily glands, and remembering old slang for Italians... :P

Oh yeah, Persian + Russian (Sephardi) Jewish ancestry. The hair from both sides come together.


Holy crap. You must be the wolf man! I'm a pretty small guy (only 165 lbs and 5'11") but I'm really active. I sweat a lot, so showering and antiperspirant once a day doesn't do much. I shower twice daily and shave once. If you have less hair, it makes it easier to get antiperspirants where they need to be to prevent odor.
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2007-04-26, 4:02 PM #49
[http://dsettahr.massassi.net/images/06_8_18_streetnye/DSCN2396.JPG]

Yeah... I don't shave much at all.
2007-04-26, 4:08 PM #50
Nice full beard though. With a beard that rugged, how can you doubt it?
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2007-04-26, 4:15 PM #51
Go get a shave, you hippie!
2007-04-26, 4:31 PM #52
Originally posted by Yecti:
Holy crap. You must be the wolf man! I'm a pretty small guy (only 165 lbs and 5'11") but I'm really active. I sweat a lot, so showering and antiperspirant once a day doesn't do much. I shower twice daily and shave once. If you have less hair, it makes it easier to get antiperspirants where they need to be to prevent odor.


Ah, see, I'm as inactive as some lump on a log. If you're an athlete (or metabolically active in some way) that's understandable.

And yeah, I howl at the moon every once and while.
2007-04-26, 7:40 PM #53
DSettahr, I envy your beard.
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2007-04-26, 7:41 PM #54
I assume by *** you mean cat, right?
2007-04-26, 11:06 PM #55
Originally posted by DSettahr:
http://dsettahr.massassi.net/images/06_8_18_streetnye/DSCN2396.JPG

Yeah... I don't shave much at all.

When the beard was shorter, it looked quite well on you. Now...eh.
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2007-04-27, 8:12 AM #56
It's not nearly that long right now. I do trim it occasionally... not sure if that counts as shaving though.
2007-04-27, 8:21 AM #57
Probably not.

I do trim my pubes sometimes, usually when they remind me of Jaffa cakes.

Asshair, however, can stay there since I'm perfectly sure that no one will ever have to put anything there or see something there in great detail. Except me wiping it. With toilet paper.

Yeah.
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2007-04-27, 8:23 AM #58
Originally posted by drizzt2k2:
if you've ever been with 90% of women, they prefer it shaved. you must be joking.


Wow so you've been with 90% of women?

This guy has STAMINA
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2007-04-27, 8:24 AM #59
Originally posted by DSettahr:
[http://dsettahr.massassi.net/images/06_8_18_streetnye/DSCN2396.JPG]

Yeah... I don't shave much at all.


Holy crap did you meet Bill?
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2007-04-27, 8:44 AM #60
Originally posted by Yecti:
...I'm a pretty small guy (only 165 lbs and 5'11")...


*cough* 5-8', 135lbs :saddowns:

2007-04-27, 8:50 AM #61
Anyone under 6'3" is pretty small, damn it! :cool:
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2007-04-27, 9:05 AM #62
Originally posted by drizzt2k2:
if you've ever been with 90% of women, they prefer it shaved. you must be joking.


I know I've been with 90% of women. I get around, y'know.
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2007-04-27, 9:37 AM #63
Originally posted by drizzt2k2:
if you've ever been with 90% of women, they prefer it shaved. you must be joking.


You've been with 2.5 billion people? :P
nope.
2007-04-27, 9:41 AM #64
Originally posted by Baconfish:
You've been with 2.5 billion people? :P


At this point the guy's a walking ecosystem, probably more bacteria and virus than man.
2007-04-27, 10:57 AM #65
i trimmed my pubes once cos i was drunk.

Never again.

I dont even shave my face much cos i get horrible bumps and spots.

I'm a hairy man.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2007-04-27, 11:42 AM #66
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Just the face. Although I did get a leg waxing done a while ago for charity. It's nowhere near as sore as women claim.

Oh, and Drizzt is a woman.

legs aren't so bad, it's the other areas that hurt, and even those aren't that bad. it's just a shock when you first get them done

Originally posted by Cool Matty:
/me waits for Sugarless or Maevie to vote "Face" on the poll.

eh?!


I shave my legs because I never want to wait long enough to get them waxed, but I'm going to make an effort to do that soon as I'm getting bored of having to check them every time I shower. I wax my armpits every couple of weeks which is hugely preferable to shaving, I hate stubbly armpits. I'll get a bikini wax if I'm going to be on a beach or something, otherwise I don't really care. I'm really lucky though, I have very fine, fair hair (though it is annoying for the stuff on my head as I can't style it) so my body hair is generally barely visible. if I'd never shaved my legs then I probably wouldn't need to at all.

That really felt like sharing way too much!
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2007-04-27, 4:11 PM #67
seeing as how that post was edited you obviously shared too much initially, then had second thoughts.:eek:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2007-04-28, 12:37 AM #68
I actually added more when I edited it, it didn't make sense before
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2007-04-28, 9:30 AM #69
Every time Maeve posts anything now, I hear her singing about being Lettuce. :awesome:
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2007-04-29, 2:05 AM #70
:D
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2007-04-29, 2:30 AM #71
Quote:
Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Reafis
Bloody dont shave what YOUR implying.

Does this sentence not make sense to anyone else?


in american english it would say:

"Well i shure as hell dont shave what YOUR asking about." But theres no acurate way to translate that snooty little way he would hold up his pinky as he said it, like all the perfectly reasonable representations of english people i see on Flying Circus do when they talk would have. So instead, he would spit at the end of the sentance.
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2007-04-29, 3:32 AM #72
Originally posted by JoKeR SwAy:
in american english it would say:

"Well i shure as hell dont shave what YOUR asking about." But theres no acurate way to translate that snooty little way he would hold up his pinky as he said it, like all the perfectly reasonable representations of english people i see on Flying Circus do when they talk would have. So instead, he would spit at the end of the sentance.


I do not believe you are qualified to translate anything into English.
2007-04-29, 11:23 AM #73
I think he also meant "sure" and "you're."

Where did that pet peeves thread go again?
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2007-04-29, 10:36 PM #74
Chin, junk, armpits.

I don't have the time to shave anything else, really.
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2007-04-29, 11:04 PM #75
I checked face and pubes. But I've only done the pubes one time, mostly out of curiosity.

Also there is no option for "back," which I also shave on occasion...
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2007-04-29, 11:25 PM #76
Up until a few weeks ago I was going for the scruffy look. But since my hair is no longer long, it doesn't look very good. So I've been shaving my face every other day. Armpits every other week. And my pubes about once a month.

how is that for informative?
My blawgh.
2007-04-30, 7:30 AM #77
I have decided to shave my face like this:

[http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/2378/muttonchopsgu0.jpg]

It's about time muttonchops were brought back into style.
2007-04-30, 9:26 AM #78
go for it! and give us pics immediately!

*has facial hair envy*
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2007-04-30, 10:07 AM #79
There must be some sort of testosterone injections you can get. :P
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2007-04-30, 10:27 AM #80
No, no! Instead of mutton chops, go for Fu Man Mutton Chops. You grow the sideburns down and bring them up above the corners of the mouth, then let the ends there grow into a type of Fu Manchu mustache! Woo!
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