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anyone cared enough to share the truth of heaven with you?
2007-05-03, 11:43 PM #41
Originally posted by Rob:
I bet zeus smites pedos.


You obviously have never read the story of Ganymede.
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2007-05-03, 11:47 PM #42
ahh, those were the good ol' days. Real one on one contact with the gods back then. Sure, some may have complained, but Odysseus didn't really want to get home anyway.
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2007-05-03, 11:48 PM #43
yes he did he had a wife.

edit: you don't get much more one-on-one than alcmene. or pasiphae i guess. hrmmm.
2007-05-03, 11:56 PM #44
Originally posted by Jon`C:
edit: you don't get much more one-on-one than alcmene. or pasiphae i guess. hrmmm.


Or any one of the large number of men, women, and children that received... special visits from the gods. Maybe Semele gets the prize- she saw Zeus in his full glory, which blasted her and her house into oblivion.
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2007-05-04, 12:02 AM #45
Originally posted by Jon`C:
yes he did he had a wife.


pffft, all the more reason to stay away, really.
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2007-05-04, 12:06 AM #46
Originally posted by sugarless5:
pffft, all the more reason to stay away, really.


I think he liked Penelope a lot. Otherwise why would he spend seven years on an island with a sea nymph who wanted to make him immortal weeping for a return to his home?
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2007-05-04, 12:08 AM #47
I swear I'm just making a really unfunny joke, and trying and failing to make it funny. Stopping now.
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2007-05-04, 2:56 AM #48
A Godbotherer spambot, eh.

Now I've seen one another thing, yet not everything. Hmm.
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2007-05-04, 3:09 AM #49
I love how the spambot threads always get plenty of posts.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2007-05-04, 3:59 AM #50
this is clearly Jesus using DiscipleBotPaul0.1 to spread the word.
2007-05-04, 4:37 AM #51
Originally posted by Chewbubba:
I was taught (and I can't remember where it is) that when Christ died, he went to Hades, which is not hell, but more of a hangout place while everyone awaits judgement.


Actually you're thinking about Purgatory. Hades is not a Christian belief, it is the underworld from ancient Greece. The "hell" part of it is called Tartarus (sp?). Em, anyways. As you were.
幻術
2007-05-04, 4:38 AM #52
Well, one thing is at least clear: Who ever created this spambot already claimed his seat on the express train to hell.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2007-05-04, 6:39 AM #53
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:
Sarn--you do know the Patriot Act is a wholly un-Constitutional bill that violates our rights and freedoms, and that comparing "sin" to "terrorism" (with your HORRENDOUS analogy) is perhaps the stupidest thing on the internet right?

Right?

Please tell me that whole analogy was one big horrible joke, or I shall pray for humanity, and I sure as hell am NOT religious.


hehe, it was about 75% said in jest, Yosh (which I thought I made pretty clear). The analogy only works with the specific examples I brought up, but I thought it was humorous.
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2007-05-04, 2:18 PM #54
Thank God.
D E A T H
2007-05-04, 3:35 PM #55
Originally posted by lassev:
Well, one thing is at least clear: Who ever created this spambot already claimed his seat on the express train to hell.


Right next to Slug and ****** amirite? :awesome:
VTEC just kicked in, yo!
2007-05-04, 4:25 PM #56
That's a fairly obscure quote you're referencing.
omnia mea mecum porto
2007-05-06, 3:53 AM #57
[mp3]http://www.timminchin.com/wp-content/uploads/08-if-you-open-your-mind-too-much-your-brain-will-fall-out-take-my-wife.mp3[/mp3]

Tim Minchin. :D
幻術
2007-05-06, 10:52 AM #58
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:
Thank God.


Have you ever recognized sarcasm or humor? Ever?
2007-05-06, 11:10 AM #59
you all lose.
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
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