Homophobe.

THC is a *** hater.

Give me the time, and I'll do a movie. I am in telecommunications work experience at my school. I think I can add a little competition

There are far more serious reasons to be afraid of a Massassi Amateur Porn Competition.

that would be freaking cool, but I think it actually would have to be Bohemian Rhapsody. no other song has the same kind of history (positive and negative!) on these forums

Kirb suggested the song idea ages ago and half the folk here said "NO!"

:/

(I only voted no, cause I don't know the first thing about making films, and don't have any equipment anyway.)

Perhaps competition was the wrong word. I was thinking more along the lines of a film festival. No winner or losers, you just make whatever you want and showcase it. Maybe at the end we could put them all on a DVD or something.

Darth J has the right idea. That way, we can just have more fun with it

It would still be nice to have a theme. It wouldn't necessarily have to be Massassi specific, but something that connected all of them - even just superficially - would be good.

Something green perhaps. . .?

Lets do the Bohemian Rhapsody thing.
So everytime a word is repeated, the same clip should be used. So we need one person per word.

Lyrics:

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see-
Im just a poor boy,i need no sympathy-
Because Im easy come,easy go,
A little high,little low,
Anyway the wind blows,doesnt really matter to me,
To me

Mama,just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger,now hes dead,
Mama,life had just begun,
But now Ive gone and thrown it all away-
Mama ooo,
Didnt mean to make you cry-
If Im not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on,carry on,as if nothing really matters-

Too late,my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Bodys aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody-Ive got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-
Mama ooo- (any way the wind blows)
I dont want to die,
I sometimes wish Id never been born at all-

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
Galileo,galileo,
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico-
But Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
Hes just a poor boy from a poor family-
Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh baby-cant do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,

Any way the wind blows....



Start calling your words!

I call "go"

Can I call "Bismillah!"?

As long as I get silhouetto or one of the 2 guys that would need to do Galileo.

Can Vinny do the final 'blows?'

LOLIMADEAFUNNAY!

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I think it would be cooler, more accurate, and easier to edit if we each just each sang a line.

Yeah, I'd take pity on the editor if we each just do one word.

[mp3]http://intuitive-ds.com/personal/first_line.mp3[/mp3]

Every person gets one line, except for the obvious parts that require multiple people (Gallileo, let him go, mama-mia, etc). Quality doesn't have to be important; camera phones, webcams, grandma's old VHS recorder, it doesn't matter. Just get an MPG file somehow.

How do we keep in tune?

...play the song (quietly) while you sing along?

earphones

I suggest Maeve starts it off since we've got her lettuce song somewhere.

OR why don't we ALL sing the entire song, and then pick the best lines from the best people?

Because almost all of you are horrible at singing.

Yep.

Yeah, definitely not singing all of any song, let alone Bohemian Rhapsody.

i say we make films about headbutting and drinking vodka through the eye.

it can be called Gone With the Wind, just need someone to make themselves a dirty sanchez moustache.

Everyone needs to pick one line, and then we need a few volunteers to do the call and response portions.

A few people should do "no" so the "no" part has a bunch of faces. I still think it's stupid to have us do individual lines. I'll do a mamma line.