http://bandoom.tk/

Stop the world please, I'd like to get off.

WARNING: Link is full of bad midis, not to mention stupidity.

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http://www.jedilegacy.net/gonk/

Those pictures posted on his site make me worship Satan.

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Do you have stairs in your house?

Now that would be irony....

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"This thread is still alive? Someone should kill it."

how is doom evil?

YOU ARE PROTECTING EARTH FROM MOSTERS FROM HELL

sure it's a very bloody and violent way to do it but i doubt a demon is going to negotiate with anyone but your bullets

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LONG LIVE DREAMCAST!!!

Now, correct me if I'm wrong (this may be unheard of, but I really have never played Doom and I'm unfamiliar with its storyline) but don't you just run around SLAYING Satan's minions? Um.. that's good, isn't?...

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I have a signature.

They're not from Hell. They're from Mars.

From the Why? page:



Is this one of those joke sites?

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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

[This message has been edited by Spork (edited July 18, 2004).]

You know, I think it's supposed to be a joke

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mir·ow ( V ) Pronunciation Key (meer-oh)
Someone or something that possesses unfathomable awesomeness

I find it funny how they managed to use the word satan in 7 of the 8 reasons on why doom3 should be banned.


I'd really like to see some proof to that statement.

In fact, all their reasons are bogus. "OMG, GUNS R BAD 4 U 2 USE AND KILNG DEAMONS PROMOWTES WORSHIPING SATAN!!


1. The vendors that you call up will never take the game off the shelves becausae it's less money for them.
2. Standing outside the stores and selling the ban doom 3 shirts is illegal because most of those stores have no soliciting policies
3. If I saw anyone wearing a ban doom 3 shirt, I probably just have the urge to go buy a copy of the game and walk right in front of the person wearing the shirt and wave it in their face.

I also like how he calls it fan mail. hehe

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*Takes out his blaster and fires shots at the wall, the blastmarks leave the words "S-TROOPER WUZ 'ERE!!!"

Basically MQ

But you know, Jim, I hear those pinkie demons drive a hard debate table. Mainly because none of their opponents leave alive. Hrmm...

Get on AIM Stormtrooper D:<

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[This message has been edited by Dj Yoshi (edited July 18, 2004).]

http://members.cox.net/bandoom/fanart/bandoom3-5.jpg
ehhehehhehehheeeeee

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i think i'll make a "ban doom 3" shirt to wear when i buy doom 3

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LONG LIVE DREAMCAST!!!

I like the '7th circle of ass-reaming' pic

It's obviously a joke

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Saberopus: omfq musical genuis j00 >mozart
Thrawn42689: Mozart = n00b

Definitely a joke site, and a poor attempt at one.

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free mp3 ~Jump - Young America

new album Between the Dim and the Dark available now

That has GOT to be the most hilarous thing I've seen in a loooooooong time.

Where do I sign up?

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

What, demon sex?


Yeah I can see Carmack doing that... not.


And this is new since when?


Or your graphics card

Ass reaming? Come on, this is a freaking joke. Would Jesus say Ass reaming?

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ZGPC

It's a joke. It has to be. Everything about it is just waaaaaay too shallow and baseless to actually be driving a serious point.

ermm, guys.. I'd like to point out to christiananswers.com.. a site full of reviews just as bad as this one. And it's -not- a joke.. so I wouldn't be too surprised if this one wasn't either.

There really are people that stupid in the world.

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!

Please stop taking this site seriously. It's clearly a joke, albeit a poor one as there are no Christian advocacy groups trying to ban doom 3.

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Ω of 14

yeah, there are definitely people that fit perfectly into the ned flanders stereotype.



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I have found that you can transform your character solely by the power of belief: as you believe yourself to be, so you shall become over time.

This is more logical than that other site.

But still wrong

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ZGPC

[This message has been edited by finity5 (edited July 18, 2004).]

It's a joke. I saw this in the fanmail. The person was pretending to be confused about pokemon.


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"Dalton, that pie just moved of it's own accord."

"You must be mistaken, Tess. A pie can't move."

DId you read teh fan mail?




this guy is so full of ****

[edit] i guess i should have read teh thread first [/edit]
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[This message has been edited by BoRnOfFiRe (edited July 18, 2004).]

Bad anime does tend to make children detach from reality.

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Kieran: The reason I put a link to it is because she is in underwear and I know the admins are touchy on that.
Yecti: Jaiph will touch himself for hours if he so much as smells a woman's underwear

So very, very true



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ZGPC

*bows to doom III screenshots*

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What.

[This message has been edited by Delphian (edited July 18, 2004).]

uhm no you see a few red pixels



i though the view just moved to the ground and maybe a red tint... i haven't played it recently enough... and i certainly don't remember seeing demons eat my dead body...



there is no locational damage or real aiming or even points


and i WILL NOT get into the user comments below the review


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LONG LIVE DREAMCAST!!!

GLEE!

*goes to explodeyslay tie-wearing bike-riding alien invaders from Kolob*


HEEEEEEE!!

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"That's why we had to beat you with tennis rackets".
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[This message has been edited by Dormouse (edited July 19, 2004).]

I'm not sure what the Doom 3 storyline is, but in Doom 1 you're a marine that was shipped to Mars (after assaulting a superior officer for ordering his soldiers to fire on civilians). The UAC use Phobos and Deimos to store radioactive waste, but for the last four years the military has been conducting secret projects on interdimensional travel, and have managed to open a gateway from Phobos to Deimos. The gateways grow unstable, and military 'volunteers' entering through them start babbleing vulgarities, bludgeoning anything that breathes, and finally suffering an untimely death of full-body explosion.

Suddenly, Deimos simply dissapears from the sky. You and the other marines are sent up to Phobos, but everyone dies except you. The gateway had opened a portal to Hell.

In Doom 2, you return home the hero, only to find that the forces of Hell have come to Earth and have killed billions across the world. A select few have built a giant spaceship to save the human race, but the only spaceport is under the control of the demons. You have to kill everything in the spaceport so the human race can flee from Earth and save itself.

I like their Max Payne review. Heh.


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I have a signature.

Poor joke. Way too shallow, and it has l33t-joking in it as well

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No signature for you.

witch... which... meh.

Some claims that hatred of Doom 3 has completely eradicated any sense of grammatical awareness they may have had.

The last part bugs me... I hardly think the war in Iraq is the "most extreme, violent and gore-filled war ever." That's even more rediculous than the bandoom site...

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

I hope the real game is like this!

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What once was...

That is a joke site. Blashphemous though. You may have to through a little saten worshiping to get it to run on your PC though. Or mabye just sell your soul to the devil.

[This message has been edited by Obi_Kwiet (edited July 19, 2004).]

I dunno, I'd guess that even Jesus would get a laugh out of that one.

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www.MentatMM.com (status = down :/)
Napalm Death Squad (status = alpha)

hehehe

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<S51> Give a man a sandwich and you'll feed him for an hour, teach him to make a sandwich and he'll get pissed, hit you and tell you to make him another sandwich.

Someone said in some other thread that people were campaigning against Harry Potter for promoting witchcraft.

I think it's amusing, yet also terribly scary, that people are going on about "devil worship" in exactly the same way as in the dark ages, hundreds of years ago.. They don't have pitchforks, but the mobs are the same..

(I am aware that this bandoom site is [probably] not real, but Christiananswers is quite real)

OMG they gave Dungeon Siege a 1/5
Dungeon Siege
i dont think that game even have any blood in it

*goes and plays Dungeon Siege *



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