A watchdog organisation uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a biochem weapon capable of turning enemy soldiers into inexplicably horny homosexuals:

Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsquently rejected, building the so-called “Gay Bomb.”

The Ohio Air Force lab proposed (in 1994) that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another…

http://cbs5.com/topstories/local_story_159222541.html

I must steal this and bomb the entire world with it. It'd be like one big super orgy!

Sorry, didn't quite feel gay enough.

the real question would be who's the idiot that thought this crap up?

For real. This **** totally wouldn't work.

All the men would fall in love with each other, and you fight the hardest when you're protecting the ones you love!

They'd totally get their asses stomped.

Uh, those reporters are a bit behind on their work. This project has been known about for a loooong time.

Yeah, this is old news.

First I've heard of it.

Whoever thought this up must've been pulling an all-nighter with the aid of some pretty awesome drugs.

But, for the same reason they don't let women into combat units with men, you don't want people fighting for the people you love, you want them obeying orders.

Right, cus I don't love my friends.

Shut up.

The gay bomb at work.

I call it the Frodosam effect.

Hey! hey! hey! I am manlier than both of them. More of a Aaragorn-Gimli (because you know they did).

Would you behave differently to your wive if she was on the battlefield instead of your friends? I think probably so. There's a difference there.

I pretty sure any non-gay guy would run if they thought this was going to happen to them....

So you're talking about something completely different.

You're saying you don't want people shagging in their fighting holes, you want them obeying orders.

Yeah...

I think some of you are missing the point...

Sex != Love

Sure you would fight harder to protect someone you love, however, uncontrollable sex, male or female, would probably have a similar effect in combat effectiveness as hitting them with laughing gas...only wetter...

Make love, not war?

What if the sound of an explosion makes your pants tight?

I think that's a fairly standard response in our armed forces.

In fact, it's a general order in the Iraq theater right now.

5th General Order: I will get a raging hard-on every time I hear an explosion or weapon fire. If hard-on persists for more than four hours, I will report it to the commander of the relief.

edit: forgot there is already a 4th general order. :p

Advertising in the 40's rocked!

Yup, looks like Marines to me.

That picture has exactly one instance of boobies.

Yes. Yes it does.

Hey it's my squad...

I knew you were gay!

PS - is that real? That can't be real.

Is what real?

http://www.commercialcloset.org/cgi-bin/iowa/portrayals.html?record=1003

http://www.commercialcloset.org/cgi-bin/iowa/themes.html?other=2318

No.

We're just very, VERY comfortable.

Very.

I think they've already released it. Most people in the military are already Fags.

Although true, I resent your broad sweeping insults to the finest cluster**** organization on the planet.

Take it back or I will be forced to disembowel you with my GI issue cutlass.

I'll take it back slightly and replace *** with cluelessly manipulated puppets.

Seriously, all of you people fighting in Iraq and everywhere else are doing so for a fabricated story of "Freedom" and "Terrorism." This Government has been manipulating its people for more than a century now. Osama Bin Laden is DEAD!! Saddam Husssein was never even captured. All of these "foiled" terrorist plots are nothing more than elaborate fear mechanisms. Does anybody, including Bush (although the Bush you see is not even the real Bush), even know what the **** we are doing in Iraq? Ask yourself if you think that on September 10th, 2001, George Bush could have declared war on Iraq to extinguish Saddam and terrorism. By creating this unrelenting fear, they get people to back them in their plans. September 11th was planned by the government. You will see soon, the mass deception going on, as many political candidates begin dropping off as their true natures are revealed. Its time for people to start waking up!

God damn, I know exactly what you mean.

Like those sheeple who think we landed on the moon!

I don't know a lot of people who have REALLY been in the **** who were fighting for freedom and apple pie. People who say there were probably just shot at some shadows in an alley. The real combat makes you realize you are fighting for that guy that you shower with and sleep next to.

I mean, uh...

god dammit.

Dont even get me started. The government went to the moon to build a military outpost where they discovered massive ET (friendly) civilizations helping our planet evolve. And then they covered it up with that whole Neal armstong bull****.

Wait, you are joking, right?

Zoso 729?

Is your name the same on these forums?

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/