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What do you call it when two dozen white people chase a black man?
2007-07-06, 4:54 PM #1
Formula 1.
2007-07-06, 4:55 PM #2
Post jokes itt.
2007-07-06, 5:02 PM #3
My name is SF_GoldG_01 and I like to troll threads. I ever want to be banned by the administrators because I suck at posting!
Nothing to see here, move along.
2007-07-06, 5:09 PM #4
Either post a joke sh*t or leave get off the pot.

Reported you for trolling wankstain, tell a joke or get the **** out.
2007-07-06, 5:10 PM #5
I like bananas, because they have appeal
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2007-07-06, 5:12 PM #6
When is a pixie not a pixie?

When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt - then he's a goblin. (this joke is terrible)
2007-07-06, 5:15 PM #7
How did the dead baby cross the road?

It was stapled to the chicken
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2007-07-06, 5:19 PM #8
Knock Knock?

Whos There?

To get to the other side.
2007-07-06, 5:19 PM #9
you're momma's so fat....


she is overweight
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2007-07-06, 5:19 PM #10
[url]www.foxnews.com[/url]

I think it's a clever joke.
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2007-07-06, 5:20 PM #11
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Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-07-06, 5:25 PM #12
spook sending me a pm and then all of a sudden he has a photograph of an old lady with a labia the size of a skyscraper.

I found it ****ing hilarious.
2007-07-06, 5:26 PM #13
So a baby seal walks into a club...


I don't think there's anything more to that joke. That's about as much as I ever hear...of course, that's all I need to start cracking up. :awesome:
...I'm a terrible human being.
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2007-07-06, 5:28 PM #14
Whats six feet long and scares parents?

Ian Huntley's bath.
2007-07-06, 5:33 PM #15
DEFINOTELY NOT SPE
2007-07-06, 5:37 PM #16
Originally posted by quesadilla_red:
So a baby seal walks into a club...



That put a tear in my eye. From laughing so hard that is. **** the seals
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2007-07-06, 5:53 PM #17
Bioshock
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2007-07-06, 6:15 PM #18
Originally posted by quesadilla_red:
So a baby seal walks into a club...

I don't think there's anything more to that joke. That's about as much as I ever hear...of course, that's all I need to start cracking up. :awesome:
...I'm a terrible human being.


Warranty void if seal is broken. :v:
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2007-07-06, 6:28 PM #19
So there's these two muffins in an oven.

The first muffin is like "Dude, its getting hot in here..."

And the second muffin is like "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!!"

...
2007-07-06, 7:52 PM #20
Two men are drinking in a bar in New York City. The bar is located on the 80th story of a skyscraper. The first man says to the other, "You know, there's this weird air current over by that window. You can jump out, and you'll fall all the way down towards the ground, but before you hit, the wind will blow you back up and into the building." The second man of course doesn't believe him. The first man says, "I'll prove it." He jumps from the window. A moment later, he comes flying back in through the window. "See?" he says.

"Wow, that's amazing," says the second man. "That works every time?"

"Yeah of course," says the first man. "Watch, I'll do it again.

He jumps from the window a second time. As before, a moment later he comes flying back in through the window.

"Oh my god, that's amazing," says the second man.

The first man grins. "I know, why don't you try it? It's a great rush."

The second man is hesitant, but agrees to give it a shot. He jumps from the window... and falls to his death, his body splattering on the pavement. The first man laughs.

The bartender looks over and says "That's it, you're out of here. You gotta quit pulling that **** in my bar, Superman."
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2007-07-06, 8:00 PM #21
So a family walks into a talent agency...

[This post has been edited for content]

And the little baby bunny lived happily ever after.
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2007-07-06, 8:10 PM #22
How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


Just two. The tricky part is getting them in the lightbulb.
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2007-07-06, 8:17 PM #23
Originally posted by petmc20:
How did the dead baby cross the road?

It was stapled to the chicken


and then i saw your sig and agreeed
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2007-07-06, 9:26 PM #24
So, a guy walks into a bar...

ouch.
2007-07-06, 9:45 PM #25
How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU DON'T KNOW, 'CUZ YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!
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2007-07-06, 9:49 PM #26
Originally posted by petmc20:
[This post has been edited for content]


Is that the one where they fit like, nine fists into a 7 year olds ****?
2007-07-06, 9:52 PM #27
Originally posted by DEFINOTELY NOT SPE:
Is that the one where they fit like, nine fists into a 7 year olds ****?

Now I want to hear it. :(
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2007-07-06, 9:58 PM #28
Rent The Aristocrats (not the French one). You'll hear it a lot.
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2007-07-06, 10:12 PM #29
LIMERICK TIME

There once was a young man from Kew
Who found a dead mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter, “Don't shout
Or wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one too!”

KEWISH FILTH
2007-07-06, 11:40 PM #30
How many Canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer does not exist, because the Canadians don't have a numerical system to count with.

...

Because they're Canadian.

Yes, I made it up.
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2007-07-06, 11:45 PM #31
Originally posted by SMOCK!:
...The Aristocrats...

I was wondering when someone would bring that up.
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2007-07-06, 11:49 PM #32
http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/
http://www.anncoulter.com/

Both are insanely hilarious.
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2007-07-07, 1:26 AM #33
Racist joke ahead:

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.
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2007-07-07, 3:48 AM #34
An octopus walks into a bar and boasts to "I can play any musical instrument".

An Englishman rolls over a piano, the octopus sits down and belts out a tune worthy of Billy Joel.

After that an Irishman hands the octopus a guitar and the octopus plays a solo Jimi Hendrix would be envious of.

A Scottsman hands the octopus some bagpipes. With a puzzled look on his face the octopus takes the bagpipes and turns them round in his tentacles a few times. Eventually the Scottsmas asks "Well? Arent yeh goin' ta play it?", "Play it?" the octopus replies, "I'm gonna shag it as soon as I figure out how to get these pajamas off".
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2007-07-07, 5:12 AM #35
Originally posted by Veger:
How many Canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer does not exist, because the Canadians don't have a numerical system to count with.

...

Because they're Canadian.

Yes, I made it up.


i dont get it. are you one of the guys in the lynch mob or what
2007-07-07, 8:28 AM #36
how many canadians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

where's canada?
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2007-07-07, 9:00 AM #37
Clean up, aisle 6!
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2007-07-07, 9:04 AM #38
Originally posted by fishstickz:
Bioshock


BIOSHOCK.
2007-07-07, 9:51 AM #39
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Six; One to screw it in, one to hold the camera, and four to go "OOOOOOOH!"


How many skiers does it take to screw it into a lightbulb?

Six; One to screw it in and five to say "Nice turns, nice turns".
Ban Jin!
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2007-07-07, 11:13 AM #40
Dude, it's "African American", not black man! Do you want the ACLU to start filing lawsuits against us? :tinfoil:
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