This joke can only be told by a woman (in most cases)

How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

6!

...why?...

IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

What if they're not American? (I've actually seen American people in Europe calling blacks who live there African American)

What if they're not African? (People from the Caribbean get EXTREMELY offended if you call them African American).

I concur. You are allowed to call people black. You are allowed to call people white.

Mainly they prefer to be called by their names - I much prefer Martyn to 'White person over there'.

Oh, and what says "aaaaaaaaaaaa".

A sheep with no lips.

Why do black men run so fast?

All the slow ones got caught.

I don't call anyone african american for this reason.

I normally ask people who are offended that I don't if they emigrated from Africa, and 100% of them didn't. Making them a Black American.


You wouldn't call me a German-American. You'd call me a white dude. I fail to see why this is such a touchy subject.

We have blacks in Australia, and we certainly don't call them African Americans =p
And I don't mean aborigines, most aborigines would get really annoyed if you called them black, as they are brown.

Most black people are brown.

We should call them brownies instead.

Not most black people in Australia.
We have plenty of people that look like they just arrived fresh from Africa, they look extremely black.

I bet even their RGB isn't 0,0,0

So?

Its even better because Lewis Hamilton is English.

:D:D:D

Pierre the french fighter pilot, is getting it on with his girlfriend one evening in her apartment.

Its getting heated and suddenly he rips open her blouse and pours white wine over her ****. "Pierre" she asks " why are you pouring white wine on my ****"?.
"I am Pierre the french fighter pilot" he replies " before I taste white flesh I must taste white wine".

Things continue and get more randy and hot, before pierre breaks off and pours red wine on her lips before french kissing her. "Pierre" she asks again "Why are you pouring red wine on my lips"?. Once again Pierre replies "I am Pierre the french fighter pilot, before I taste red meat I must taste red wine".

Thing are really hotting up now, and suddenly pierre rips off her panties, pours brandy on her vagina and sets it alight. screaming she says "Pierre what the **** are you doing?" Pierre looks at her and replies "I am Pierre the french fighter pilot, when I go down I go down in flames"

I prefer Mantrain! Choo Choo!

A black guy and a mexican guy are riding down the street in a car.

Who's driving?

The Police.

This actually made me laugh out loud hahaha

Why will there never be a Mexican on the moon?

Because there's no grass to mow there

Come on people. Lets make good use of the spoiler tags

What do you call three black guys buried up to their necks?

Afro turf!

When is it OK to hit a midget?

When he tells you your hair smells nice.

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One early sunday morning a Catholic Priest answered the door to the 7 dwarfs. They seemed excited about something, as they were all talking amongst eachother. Finally, Grouchy spoke up "Priest, are there any midget nuns in your church?"
The priest replied "No, there aren't." and the dwarfs all giggled and then Happy asked
"Do you think there are any midget nuns in the country?"
The priest rolled his eyes "I don't think there are, not that I've ever heard of."
They all laugh and sleepy opens his eyes to ask "What about the world? Are there midget nuns anywhere in the world?"
"No, I don't think so, Sleepy." They all laughed and the priest had enough and shut his door, confused by the stupid question and almost late for church. As he got dressed, he could hear the dwarfs chanting "Dopey ****ed a penguin! Dopey ****ed a penguin!"

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"Knock Knock"
Who's there?
"A dwarf that can't reach the doorbell."

There used to be about 30 or so dwarfs in the story

until Hungry died