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****SPOILERS**** Harry Potter 7 ****SPOILERS****
2007-07-19, 6:46 AM #1
Since all the other HP threads are strictly no spoilers, this is a thread to talk about HP7.

I don’t have any spoilers for you, but I want to know what happens without having to read the whole book.

So use this thread to post CONFIRMED spoilers, not the rumors floating about on the internet, or to talk about events that occur in HP7.
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2007-07-19, 6:53 AM #2
I scrolled down quickly to avoid reading any of this thread.

Just wanted to say, you are evil for tempting people with such nonsense.
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2007-07-19, 6:54 AM #3
  • Mad-Eye Moody dies
  • Voldemort dies
  • Snape dies (by Voldemort's hand)
  • Wormtail dies
  • Fred dies
  • Dobby dies
  • Hedwig Dies
  • Ron marries Hermione
  • Harry marries Ginny, and has three kids (one named James.)
  • Lupin dies.
  • Tonks dies.
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2007-07-19, 7:01 AM #4
Dumbledore IS dead. Harry has a chat with him in ghosty land after he gets hit with Adavra Kedavra. Or whatever it's called.
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2007-07-19, 7:42 AM #5
Snape kills Dumbledore.
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2007-07-19, 9:03 AM #6
Voldemort kills Snape. [/COLOR] :tfti:
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2007-07-19, 12:30 PM #7
harry comes back to life 20 pages after being killed

11 people die

nobody but voldemort dies

ron and hermione get together

snape gets killed by voldemort

ron dies

see the pattern? there is none, the spoilers are crazy random and completely off the wall.

i'm hoping that the book ends with 11 year old harry sat in his cupboard, still getting beatings, creating this dream fantasy of witches and wizards in his head to escape reality.
2007-07-19, 1:11 PM #8
A terrorist cell plants nuclear explosives all over Hogwarts. Harry is killed when he tries to fight off the terrorists with a wand. Jack Bauer is called to the scene.

2007-07-19, 1:41 PM #9
Well considering the book has already been leaked online, lots of people already know what happens.

BIG SPOILERS (THAT MEANS DONT READ ME) ->


Lots of people die
umbridge shows up and screws up again
snape really is the bad guy
harry hooks up
ron hooks up (it felt more like a romance novel than anything)
voldemort gets his *** kicked


on a side note only half of the stuff timewolf posted is correct :P won't tell you which ones though :(

[Edit - NO! No no, no no no, no! Suggesting that is bad.]
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2007-07-19, 6:30 PM #10
Harry finds a horcrux. Maybe even two.
2007-07-19, 11:34 PM #11
guess who has to go to a harry potter book release at midnight because his mom works in a book store


guess who also looks like harry potter

guess who's pissed about it


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2007-07-19, 11:50 PM #12
Originally posted by NDNmojo:
A terrorist cell plants nuclear explosives all over Hogwarts. Harry is killed when he tries to fight off the terrorists with a wand. Jack Bauer is called to the scene.


Dude, put spoils on those.

I haven't read the book yet.
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2007-07-20, 5:03 AM #13
Burbage dies on pg. 12

Hedwig dies on pg. 56

Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78

Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159

Wormtail dies on pg. 471

Dobby dies on pg. 476

Snape dies on pg. 658

Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637

Harry gets ##%!ed up by Voldemort on pg. 704 but comes back to life on pg. 724

Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 743



19 years after the events in the book:



Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo

Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.

Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius



The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.



The final lines of the book are: "The scar had not pained Harry for 18 years. All was well."
Plot Spoilers

Part of Voldemort's soul was implanted into Harry whenever he used Ara Kadvara on him when he was a baby. Harry then sacrafices himself a la Lilly Potter style, which allows him to kill Voldemort without killing himself. He also has hacks (stone to bring him back to life, and an uber wand).



Snape went to the good side (Hogwarts, etc.) because he was all emo that Voldemort killed Lilly Potter.



Harry has three kids with Ginny. Ron and Hermoine fall in love.
2007-07-20, 6:18 AM #14
Huh, I thought I read somewhere the kid was named Albus Sirius, not Severus.
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2007-07-20, 8:00 AM #15
Did Snape end up being a good guy or a bad guy?

What role does Dumbledor play in the book?

What was the real deal behind the whole Dumbledor death thing?
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2007-07-20, 8:27 AM #16
Originally posted by DEFINOTELY NOT SPE:
Burbage dies on pg. 12


It's a new record!
2007-07-20, 8:53 AM #17
dont his parents die on like, page 1 of book 1?
2007-07-20, 8:55 AM #18
YOU BASTARDS! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!

*please note I scrolled to the quick reply box without reading*

BASTARDS
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2007-07-20, 9:00 AM #19
So who's going to PM Vinny Spe's list?
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2007-07-20, 10:33 AM #20
Originally posted by Spook:

*please note I scrolled to the quick reply box without reading*


I HAVE AN IDEA

Burbage dies on pg. 12

Hedwig dies on pg. 56

Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78

Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159

Wormtail dies on pg. 471

Dobby dies on pg. 476

Snape dies on pg. 658

Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637

Harry gets ##%!ed up by Voldemort on pg. 704 but comes back to life on pg. 724

Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 743



19 years after the events in the book:



Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo

Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.

Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius



The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.



The final lines of the book are: "The scar had not pained Harry for 18 years. All was well."
Plot Spoilers

Part of Voldemort's soul was implanted into Harry whenever he used Ara Kadvara on him when he was a baby. Harry then sacrafices himself a la Lilly Potter style, which allows him to kill Voldemort without killing himself. He also has hacks (stone to bring him back to life, and an uber wand).



Snape went to the good side (Hogwarts, etc.) because he was all emo that Voldemort killed Lilly Potter.



Harry has three kids with Ginny. Ron and Hermoine fall in love.
2007-07-20, 10:34 AM #21
Vader is Luke's father!
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2007-07-20, 11:44 AM #22
My facebook status is "Zachary is harry dies on page 356. Haha, just kidding. It's page 429."
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2007-07-20, 11:48 AM #23
Who killed Dumbledore?
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2007-07-20, 11:50 AM #24
SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE.
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2007-07-20, 11:58 AM #25
I hope you get banned for writing in big text. :argh:
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2007-07-20, 12:01 PM #26
Originally posted by DEFINOTELY NOT SPE:
i'm hoping that the book ends with 11 year old harry sat in his cupboard, still getting beatings, creating this dream fantasy of witches and wizards in his head to escape reality.


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2007-07-20, 12:37 PM #27
harry is a horcrux


sfdjkdssd that was actually a spoiler
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2007-07-20, 12:40 PM #28
yeah cos harry dies then comes back to life and then he can kill voldemort.
2007-07-21, 1:09 PM #29
btw, having read the book I can verify that what spe says is true [although I believe the pages might be the US version's page numbers]
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2007-07-21, 1:37 PM #30
I can confirm GoY's confirmation.
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2007-07-21, 1:55 PM #31
happydud - Snape is believed to be bad through the entirety of the book - it's not until the end, after his death that you learn that he really wasn't a bad guy. Dumbledore was going to die within a year anyway, so he had it pre-arranged that snape would kill him when it was prudent. He also really liked Harry - he was in love with Lily. He went over to the good side when Voldemort ordered Lily's death. V-mort set him up as Headmaster at Hogwarts and it became a hellhole where they teach Dark Arts and practice the torturing curse on minor rule breakers, which throughout the book reaffirms that he's on the bad side, but you learn later that he makes a promise to Dumbledore to protect the students as much as he could wihtout risking his position with the Death Eaters.

I also thoroughly enjoyed that they had the obligatory Dumbledore-has-a-heart-to-heart-and-explains-all-conversation-with-Harry-at-the-end-of-every-book scene - and Dumbledore's dead. well done
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2007-07-21, 1:57 PM #32
spe, did you get your spoilers from Encyclopedia Dramatica?
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2007-07-21, 4:45 PM #33
no your just a dick
2007-07-21, 4:47 PM #34
I dont believe any thing you've said, i think it's just spe-culation

ROFL :^)
2007-07-21, 5:05 PM #35
yes, they are the US page numbers, because my book is the australian version and only has 607 pages. and yes, i read the whole bloody thing in one day, and i didnt even read a single spoiler.
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2007-07-21, 5:18 PM #36
I've never read any of the books, but I like the movies. What the hell is a 'horcrux'? They never explain it in the movies. Unless this is one of the important things they left out of the movie. I heard as a book adaptation the last movie was totally butchered. I still loved it though, I don't have the book to compare it too.
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2007-07-21, 5:20 PM #37
I haven't read the books or watched the movies in a while, but "horcrux" might mean "time cross."

...

Whatever that means.
2007-07-21, 6:01 PM #38
they don't come about until the 6th book, they're what Voldemort hides parts of his soul in - it was part of his quest for immortality. He could never truly die while all of the horcruxes existed
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2007-07-21, 6:11 PM #39
I see dead people...

2007-07-21, 6:32 PM #40
So....any confirmation on the spoilers? :P
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