I think kids are the worst thing imaginable and my low sperm count is something im glad to encourage with unhealthy habits and tight underwear.

But for some strange reason there are those who like the people-maggots.

I say adopt, if you dont like the idea... maybe you should go to an orphanage or foster home, or whatever they call them nowadays, and look around at the various larvae available. From what i hear, many adoptees dont seem interested untill they run into a little worm they like.

Maybe if you take a look, youll see one that you like and youll think differently. Or maybe youll find one with a healthy pair of balls, and theyll let you purchase part of the creature for a lower price.

Like they said. Options.

Ps:, Glad its not cancer.

seriously, I'm adopted and I turned out okay. well, you know, aside from my tendency to join star wars gaming forums with a green and black color scheme. That and my secret desire to kill everyone.

And let's elope!

(ps - joker sway's way of doing it would only work if you didn't want a baby. I was 10 days old when I was adopted. My mom pre-ordered me rather than going to the baby store)

I'm a stranger now, is that it?

I have a feeling that may be something you have to pay for. and probably quite alot.

I'm a stranger now, is that it?

You walked up behind me.

Don't you remember the first time? You walked up behind me on the street, tapped me on the shoulder, and guided me towards the hotel. Then you stepped into the room right behind me and blindfolded me, and we made love and parted ways, me never having seen or spoken a word to or from you.



I think that qualifies as stranger.

Don't you remember the first time? You walked up behind me on the street, tapped me on the shoulder, and guided me towards the hotel. Then you stepped into the room right behind me and blindfolded me, and we made love and parted ways, me never having seen or spoken a word to or from you.



I think that qualifies as stranger.

It qualifies as romantic, you ungrateful slut.

(ps - joker sway's way of doing it would only work if you didn't want a baby. I was 10 days old when I was adopted. My mom pre-ordered me rather than going to the baby store)

I'm sorry, please take me back.

Do you want me to sing purple rain for you?

That and my secret desire to kill everyone.

I'm adopted too.

Ragna's opinion is wrong.
In math.

More Jep= More kickass
Less Jep= Aliens enslave us all

How is this supposed to help the argument? We all know what you turned out to be...

a nerd

if I weren't so sure you were a man I'd be turned on right now