Hurling is what my father and I discovered 30 minutes ago while channel surfing in our sickness. Atleast one good thing has come from feeling like ****.

Basically, from what I understand, there's this little ball, and a bunch of people on either side of this soccer field that want this little ball. Or maybe they don't want it because it a bomb. So they take these big bats, and balance the bomb on the end of the bat, then throw it up in the air and hit it, being a very stable bomb. There's two posts on the other side of the field that if you hit it between them, I guess it must deactivate the bomb. Winner with most deactivates wins, bonus points for hitting it into a soccer goal below the posts.

But that's not the point of this sport. Far from it, actually. Has very little to do with it at all. All that REALLY goes on are all these guys, they go out there, and they beat the piss out of each other. They tackle them, they beat them with their bat when the ref isn't looking, I've seen them hit the ball into a guy. Some of the largest pile ups I've ever seen, counting American football, have been in the last half hour. I don't even know what's going on half the time, just that some people are getting beaten all to hell, and the ONLY padding SOME of them wear is a helmet. Other than that, they're in shorts and a shirt. They're real men, and they have the beard to show it.

It's like one endless

nice find.

Well there is lacrosse but those sticks are manlier w/o the nets and all.

No. La Crosse has pads. This has shorts, shirt, and helmet. Last one is optional.

I disagree. Aussie rules football is the most manly sport on earth.


Here's some hurling:

Bah. In Aussie football, they look like they just jump on people. In hurling, fisticuffs aren't discouraged.

Skip to 1:30

Yeah, I must say I do like to watch Hurling when I can.

I like that and hockey.

Aussie football is badass.

Yeah, that's pretty tough. Some of those hits were pretty cool, too. But it sucks immediately due to Evanesence providing the music.

Hurling still wins, but Aussie Football is pretty close, I'll admit.

This is a thread about the manliest sport, yet I see no men throwing trees. Nothing else beats that.

Well in that case, the manliest sport would be telling your b**** to go make you a sandwich

Hurling = 300 in sport form. 300 = best testosterone-pumping, manly movie experience ever. Therefore, hurling = manly.

I would be kill to see lumberjacks hurl.

Men throwing TREES.

Those Aussies have ridiculous ups.

Are you even old enough to know what Testosterone is?




Btw, this:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caber_toss, is the Manliest sport.

Everyone on this site likes Zloc more than you. Choose your words carefully.

I don't think you have to be a bulging MANTARD to understand what testosterone is, 82nd.
Actually, I'm almost certain Zloc's got more testosterone than you feel you need to prove to us every 3 minutes, so I'd probably shut up and let the men talk, boy.

And this looks like simple-minded rugby, to me. Where are the half-naked cheerleaders?

Small amounts of testosterone are secreted by the adrenal glands, so he's not far off.

You, on the other hand, are just trying to be a know-it-all about all things manly, and instead made yourself look like a prick.

Go fall in a hole an die.

This thread sucks. :/

Aren't you like.. 2ft tall?

Well, I don't know about Kirby, but I'm roughly 6 feet tall, and I'm telling you you're a douche.

I bet he has a bigger weiner than you.

If only because steroids are a known dongshrinker.

Being 3 feet tall is hardly relative to the ability to be a man. Again, you can't possibly understand how real men demonstrate "manliness" without dick-fighting and puffing up their chest.

I thought they shrank your balls?

Yoo fergot about killin ayrabs!

Indeed. JK wields axes, therefore he is pretty damn manly.

Nice edit, douchecock, but you won't get away with that one.

I can't speak out of experience, but Kirby has stated in the past (out of honesty) that he has a disproportionally large penis, so in all likely hood, larger than yours.

Not to mention that equating height with "manliness" is incredibly shallow and makes you a horrible person.

Now back to Hurling.

If you're manly, Enlighten me.

Ewww, you take steroids.

Talk about being unmanly. You have to supplement your man-ness with horse man-ness. Thats basically the same thing as being a furry.

So it's more masculine to equate penis length with manliness than height?

What? I only mentioned it because you no doubt equate it and were referencing it.

Not really. I actually don't care how big Kirby's penis is, unlike you.

What equates manliness, Fister?

You equated height and physical stature with manliness, which means you're a shallow, empty husk of a human being.

Get out.

What a great idea! Stop dragging this out. 82nd fister made a stupid comment. We all shot him down. Good show. Move on.

Good idea.

man·ly –adjective 1. having qualities traditionally ascribed to men, as strength or bravery.
2. pertaining to or suitable for males: manly sports.
–adverb 3. Archaic. in a manly manner.

—Related forms
man·li·ness, noun


—Synonyms Manly, manful, mannish mean having the traits or qualities that a culture regards as especially characteristic of or ideally appropriate to adult men. Manful, also a term of approval, stresses qualities such as courage, strength, and fortitude: a manful effort to overcome great odds. —Antonyms 1. weak, cowardly.

So you think that's you?