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If 300 were made a professional, legal sport, this would be it.
2007-08-07, 11:37 PM #41
It's more me than it is any of you.
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2007-08-07, 11:37 PM #42
Real men know when to let it go.
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2007-08-07, 11:38 PM #43
I dunno, Australian and American football seem to have much more sweaty muscular men pounding each other that you people seem to adore.

Yet I've never ever cared about this concept of manliness, mostly because there's not a concept of manliness, more like what idiot #1, idiot #2, normal person #1, normal person #2 and the Pope think what's manly or not... and more importantly, why care about something that is supposedly manly when you can focus on what is divine? Mmm, divinity...

Or actually, what I find manly is COURAGE. Something that our Majin friend here certainly lacks in every way.
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2007-08-07, 11:39 PM #44
Originally posted by 82nd_Fister:
It's more me than it is any of you.

I refuse to believe manliness entails declaring how badass you are.
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2007-08-07, 11:41 PM #45
Originally posted by Antony:
I refuse to believe manliness entails declaring how badass you are.


Then what does manliness entail? I'm sure you could tell me.
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2007-08-07, 11:44 PM #46
Who said I consider myself a man?
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2007-08-07, 11:47 PM #47
I just thought since you're obviously saying I'm not a man that you could tell me what "Manliness" is.
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2007-08-07, 11:50 PM #48
Oh, make no mistake, I'm not nearly as presumptuous as you are.
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2007-08-07, 11:53 PM #49
So what gives you any right to say I am not a Man when you don't even have enough intestinal fortitude to call yourself one?
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2007-08-07, 11:57 PM #50
I have no idea what intestinal fortitude has to do with declaration of manliness. Are you trying to substitute "guts" for "balls" since Emon and Kirby made you look like a jackass before by pointing out how meaningless that sort of thing is?

I think so.
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2007-08-07, 11:57 PM #51
If someone saying that you're not a man over the Internet makes you so alarmed that you start to point out why other people aren't manly and you are, you're obviously not secure in your manhood and in fact a whiny baby.

But even that is old news, Confederate boy.
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2007-08-08, 12:47 AM #52
Exactly what I was thinking, FGR. Kind of cute how you're so vapid about insuring us you've got a penis and are very penisy.

But please, you're wasting space.
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2007-08-08, 12:50 AM #53
300? 300 is pretty gay.

Therefore the sport it is most like is Turkish oil wrestling:

2007-08-08, 12:52 AM #54
... I don't have a boner.
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2007-08-08, 6:37 AM #55
I am thoroughly amused and approving of how six months ago, everyone was on the lulzYoungzloc bandwagon, and now we just totally trashed a thread bashing someone for a lulzYoungzloc joke.

I kind of want to take up Hurling. It reminds me a bit of a modified version of British Bulldog I played once. (BB- Kind of like "Sharks and Minnows" except in order to be turned into a shark, the shark has to tackle the minnow, and then pin them down until they can't escape. So if a 'minnow' is tackled and pinned, but can get back up and make it across the line, they're safe.) It's pretty much the most unbelievably brutal game I've ever played.

Also: Hurling seems a lot like Quidditch, without the flying.
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2007-08-08, 8:17 AM #56
Originally posted by happydud:
I am thoroughly amused and approving of how six months ago, everyone was on the lulzYoungzloc bandwagon, and now we just totally trashed a thread bashing someone for a lulzYoungzloc joke.

We (usually) didn't mean it in a derogatory manner, he did. Also no one likes him.
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2007-08-08, 8:30 AM #57
No no, I fully understand the situation. I just lulzed.
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2007-08-08, 9:39 AM #58
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
300? 300 is pretty gay.

Therefore the sport it is most like is Turkish oil wrestling:

YES. I had forgotten about Turkish wrestling. It's the best sport to describe to people.
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2007-08-08, 10:01 AM #59
Originally posted by Ford:
Men throwing TREES.


I agree that's pretty manly. But imagine those men beating each other with clubs and just generally beating the piss out of each other. Then we've got something. Perhaps hurling could be made even manlier (if that's possible) is to make the ball into this big ****ing log that they flip over onto people, and then multiple people grab the log and run it into people. I think we're onto something.

Originally posted by 82nd_Fister:
Are you even old enough to know what Testosterone is?

Originally posted by 82nd_Fister:
man·ly –adjective 1. having qualities traditionally ascribed to men, as strength or bravery.

Originally posted by 82nd_Fister:
It's more me than it is any of you.

So you attack my age, something that hasn't been done in probably over a year. Way to beat a dead horse, retard. Then you quote dictionary.com on manlieness, with one definition being bravery, and lastly claim to be manlier than all of us. You tried to attack someone who you like to imagine as a 7 year old and then taunt them about their age.

You're a shallow ****er.

Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
300? 300 is pretty gay.

Therefore the sport it is most like is Turkish oil wrestling:


Brandon said it best. No boner. :gonk:
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2007-08-08, 11:00 AM #60
No, throwing trees is manlier than getting into a fight. Nothing beats the Caber Toss.
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2007-08-08, 12:34 PM #61
Some little paratrooper is insecure! Awwwwww.

In other news, you lot have never heard of Hurling? Next you'll be telling me you don't know what Shinty is.
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2007-08-08, 1:18 PM #62
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Some little paratrooper is insecure! Awwwwww.

In other news, you lot have never heard of Hurling? Next you'll be telling me you don't know what Shinty is.


Uh... :ninja:

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2007-08-08, 5:44 PM #63
Of course we know what Shinty is...
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2007-08-22, 6:37 AM #64
Originally posted by Chaz Ghostle:
No, throwing trees is manlier than getting into a fight. Nothing beats the Caber Toss.


i can think of a manlier act... caber tossing while fighting off other caber tossers then punching a grizzly in the face after throwing the tree
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2007-08-22, 1:43 PM #65
Why did you revive this crappy thread?
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