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Hide the children.
2003-12-25, 5:10 PM #1
[http://ut2k3net.com/cazor/permit.png]

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2003-12-25, 5:11 PM #2
*unscrambles address, loads shotgun*

I'M COMING FOR YOU. HIDE YOUR WOMEN.

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2003-12-25, 5:13 PM #3
Hey, guess what? I'm the other *** . Wow. You have a learner's permit. Guess what I have? A license. A car. A job. A girlfriend. Game, set, and match.

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2003-12-25, 5:14 PM #4
yay? I beat you. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2003-12-25, 5:15 PM #5
felix, this wasnt a "nah nah nah! i got my permit!" kinda thread. I dont give a **** as to what you have. It's just scary that i will be behind a motor vehicle.

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2003-12-25, 5:16 PM #6
I hate all of you.. I want my two tons of steel and twenty gallons of explosives.. But nooooo.. My parents decided to procreate 10 months later.. Bleh. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-25, 5:18 PM #7
I know you didn't want to start I "nah, nah" thread. I did though. And, as I stated, I am an *******. It's in my nature. So, as I said earlier, BOOYAH! I RULE SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN MEASURE IT WITH A YARDSTICK!

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2003-12-25, 5:21 PM #8
Well considering a yard stick is only about a meter... and most every grown person is taller than that, that's not that much.

Maybe if you're constantly an ******* 'by nature' you should keep yourself from massassi unless you want to get banned.

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2003-12-25, 5:24 PM #9
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by felix_leiter:
Guess what I have? A license. A car. A job. A girlfriend.

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yeah so. i have all those things, but you don't see me being an *** about it

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2003-12-25, 5:26 PM #10
You know what else is good to have? The ability to recognize when someone is just ****ing with you. Bah-zing.

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2003-12-25, 5:26 PM #11
I agree with Cazor...

Don't act like a moron, MadQuack will bite you.

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2003-12-25, 5:27 PM #12
Alright people, lets just ignore those commenst and get back on topic: Me having a license. Scary, isn't it?

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2003-12-25, 5:27 PM #13
Felix, I don't know whose fault it is you're having troubles with your wife, but they aren't to be found at Massassi.

Stuff it.

Cazor, congrats. You beat me to it, actually. I'm such a bum. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-25, 5:28 PM #14
In Lithuania, all you need is a fishwife's approval and you can drive a car. WHERE'S YOUR FISHWIFE'S APPROVAL? I didn't think so.

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2003-12-25, 5:29 PM #15
I'm not married. That was what we in the biz call a lie. Do you honestly think I would write about marital problems on a STAR WARS FAN WEBSITE?

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2003-12-25, 5:29 PM #16
I'm a fishwife. And I approve.

yeah. I forgot, Congrats Cazor. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2003-12-25, 5:46 PM #17
Honey, you are the best fishwife that a man could ever have.

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2003-12-25, 5:49 PM #18
Your permits are ugly wherever you live. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2003-12-25, 5:51 PM #19
I'm glad I don't live anywhere near Cazor, but then again, he couldn't be any worse than half the morons who drive here in Califonia

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by felix_leiter:
Hey, guess what? I'm the other *** . Wow. You have a learner's permit. Guess what I have? A license. A car. A job. A girlfriend. Game, set, and match.

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I don't care an neither does anyone else

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2003-12-25, 5:52 PM #20
Avenger... man... you don't understand, you just don't mess with that guy. He's got a girlfriend. He's like... that cool! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2003-12-25, 5:55 PM #21
I would scan in mine, but seriously the photo is awful, not to mention 4 years old. I need to get a new license, you're supposed to get one when you turn 18 so you're not bound by a curfew but I'm lazy, so technically I'm driving illegally in my state after 12am.

But ya it's scary to know that you're driving. Opium?

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2003-12-25, 5:55 PM #22
DAMN STRAIGHT I TOTALLY RUINED HIS ****! BOOYAH!

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2003-12-25, 6:04 PM #23
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
I'm glad I don't live anywhere near Cazor, but then again, he couldn't be any worse than half the morons who drive here in Califonia
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Heh, yeah. My dad said that once the light turns green, people honk autmoatically. That's pretty sad.

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2003-12-25, 6:08 PM #24
heh, yeah we went to new york once... my dad was joking about how their driving classes up there must be like.

if the light turns green:
step 1 - honk horn
step 2 - accelerate

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2003-12-25, 6:22 PM #25
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Super S51:
*unscrambles address, loads shotgun*
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No need to fudeg with the address . . . he left the bar code intact.... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2003-12-25, 6:24 PM #26
Dude, the drivers in Atlanta are pretty bad too.

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<< start the revolution >>
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2003-12-25, 6:24 PM #27
lol! Time to pay for your sins young one.
2003-12-25, 6:27 PM #28
I'm going to get my Learner's pretty soon. YAY ME!!! Not that anyone cares about the guy who hardly posts here anymore... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Nouveau Vintage
2003-12-25, 6:35 PM #29
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
No need to fudeg with the address . . . he left the bar code intact.... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

</font>


Muwahah! Check it now :P


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2003-12-25, 6:39 PM #30
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Schming:
Dude, the drivers in Atlanta are pretty bad too.

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The drivers in Atlanta are horrible. That's why it took me so long to get a license... it's not that I was afraid of driving, it's that I was afraid of everybody else around me driving O_O

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2003-12-25, 6:47 PM #31
i want to drive. but no one will trust me with there car

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2003-12-25, 6:58 PM #32
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Correction:
Your permits are ugly wherever you live. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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In Kansas, the permits are identical to the licenses. And no, the licenses are not ugly. I'm assuming you weren't talking about the picture. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]
2003-12-25, 8:01 PM #33
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Heh, yeah. My dad said that once the light turns green, people honk autmoatically. That's pretty sad.</font>


They do that over in Mexico, too.

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2003-12-25, 9:18 PM #34
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Correction:
The drivers in Atlanta are horrible. That's why it took me so long to get a license... it's not that I was afraid of driving, it's that I was afraid of everybody else around me driving O_O

</font>


Ya, I used to obey all traffic laws. Then I realized I was going to die doing that. So now I drive recklessly and not only is it more fun but it's also...something!

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<< start the revolution >>
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2003-12-25, 11:38 PM #35
Your birthday is two days before mine.

Except I am a year ahead.
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2003-12-26, 1:20 AM #36
Wow, get a new signature! Looks like you drew that with a crayon [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

Also, do you have to renew it or something? I cant remember, you guys have crazy mixed up age laws over there, but it expires before you're 18...?

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2003-12-26, 1:57 AM #37
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by happydud:
I hate all of you.. I want my two tons of steel and twenty gallons of explosives.. But nooooo.. My parents decided to procreate 10 months later.. Bleh. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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me too, i've been 16 for a good 4 months now, and i'm not going for training till Febuary

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2003-12-26, 2:30 AM #38
Congrats [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2003-12-26, 4:40 AM #39
Allen is a Jewish name! Anthony isn't. I think. Cazor, you must explain at once.

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2003-12-26, 4:53 AM #40
AHHH HAHAHAHHAAHAHAA


AHHHAHAHAHAHA. Irony.

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