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There's a mean monster in my window
2007-09-08, 4:11 PM #1
How should I kill it? These things are nasty. I'm thinking I might plaster it with my Tippmann 98 Custom. Voice your opinions and let us slay it :hist101:
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"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2007-09-08, 4:12 PM #2
Eat it.
2007-09-08, 4:13 PM #3
Leave it alone, since it's one of God's creatures.
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2007-09-08, 4:23 PM #4
Feed it, be kind to it, earn it's trust then, when it least expects it, pull off it's legs and make it watch as you burn it's egg sack.
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2007-09-08, 4:24 PM #5
Eat it.


Can we do this again?
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2007-09-08, 4:30 PM #6
Kill it with fire.
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2007-09-08, 4:30 PM #7
Paintball gun. Do it.

Or set it on fire, dude. You're the one with all those firey explosion videos aren't you?
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2007-09-08, 4:58 PM #8
See that insect stuck in the web? Kill the spider unless you want your house infested with those.
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2007-09-08, 5:10 PM #9
I had a hard time seeing the bloody thing, so I decided to touch it up a little:

EDIT: The file size was too big, so I kept resizing... then I realized WHY they were so big. Stupid me!
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Nothing to see here, move along.
2007-09-08, 6:16 PM #10
Originally posted by Freelancer:
See that insect stuck in the web? Kill the spider if you want your house infested with those.


Fixed.
2007-09-08, 6:36 PM #11
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I had a hard time seeing the bloody thing, so I decided to touch it up a little:

EDIT: The file size was too big, so I kept resizing... then I realized WHY they were so big. Stupid me!


I can run filters in photoshop too.
2007-09-08, 6:39 PM #12
Originally posted by Rob:
I can run filters in photoshop too.


Then do it.

Photoshop contest :O
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2007-09-08, 6:40 PM #13
I don't have a real copy on hand.

And I don't feel like using internet to make it free.

Why can't we have a not stealing other people's work ever contest? I'm good at that.
2007-09-08, 6:42 PM #14
Originally posted by Rob:
I don't have a real copy on hand.

And I don't feel like using internet to make it free.

Why can't we have a not stealing other people's work ever contest? I'm good at that.


Then, as it stands, he's better at photoshop than you are. Might not be much, but I assumed Mr. Perfect wouldn't like to hear something like that. Especially over the internet he takes so seriously.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2007-09-08, 6:49 PM #15
I don't care about internet. :/

I don't care if people are better than me at other things. 6 billion people, and I bet every one of them are better in some way at something. It's called diversity.

Kind of like how SF_Gold is better at being a gangster game maker ninja gang member with an out of work father nasa space explorationist mexican than I am.

And you're better at getting upset over internet than I am.

Which is hardly fair mr. perfect. I don't get upset over internet, but I have alot of free time to kill today.
2007-09-08, 6:52 PM #16
rob, gold bashing isn't really funny anymore.

he's untrolled himself and he is no longer annoying so stfu plz thx
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2007-09-08, 6:54 PM #17
I guess I missed that memo.


The one that said I should care.


Or is that from when I ran out of toilet paper the other day. Hard to remember.
2007-09-08, 6:55 PM #18
A friend of mine made a plaster mold of one, then made a silver cast of it. The detail was amazing and disturbing (I don't like spiders) all at once.
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2007-09-08, 6:57 PM #19
Originally posted by Chewbubba:
A friend of mine made a plaster mold of one, then made a silver cast of it. The detail was amazing and disturbing (I don't like spiders) all at once.


that's a really cool idea actually
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2007-09-08, 6:58 PM #20
Originally posted by Rob:
I can run filters in photoshop too.


I don't think anyone cares. Whats more, nobody here thought I was trying to prove something by just making an image easier to the eye, including myself.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2007-09-08, 6:59 PM #21
Originally posted by Chewbubba:
A friend of mine made a plaster mold of one, then made a silver cast of it. The detail was amazing and disturbing (I don't like spiders) all at once.


Kind of like pompei with spiders.

I like this idea.
2007-09-08, 7:00 PM #22
Oh my GOD. The thread is about a SPIDER, not a TROLL.

In other news, I kept one as a pet for a while, and they're fun to watch kill crickets.
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2007-09-08, 7:03 PM #23
I once put a spider in a microwave... it went BOOM!

I also enjoyed torching the big long legged spiders. Whatever they are called.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2007-09-08, 7:08 PM #24
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I once put a spider in a microwave... it went BOOM!

I also enjoyed torching the big long legged spiders. Whatever they are called.


Looks like we have a budding Mengele...
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2007-09-08, 7:16 PM #25
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I once put a spider in a microwave... it went BOOM!

I also enjoyed torching the big long legged spiders. Whatever they are called.


Yeah man, I used to do that stuff all the time when I was a kid!

You're gonna turn out just like me!

(Please note that you are probably safely going to turn out not like me. I never ****ed with animals as a kid so prepare yourself for a long life as a normal american male!)
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-09-08, 7:28 PM #26
Originally posted by Anovis:
Eat it.

.
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2007-09-08, 7:50 PM #27
Originally posted by Freelancer:
See that insect stuck in the web? Kill the spider unless you want your house infested with those.


That has to be the stupidest thing I have ever read in these forums.



Leave the spider alone, it kills all things nasty and annoying (well, the bugs anyway)
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2007-09-08, 8:03 PM #28
Originally posted by Spook:
Yeah man, I used to do that stuff all the time when I was a kid!


Don't forget the CD's we put in my microwave ;)
My blawgh.
2007-09-08, 8:32 PM #29
Originally posted by stat:
Leave it alone, since it's one of God's creatures.


Nonsense. God hates spiders too.

Shoot it.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-09-08, 8:36 PM #30
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
Shoot it.


I did :hist101:
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"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2007-09-08, 8:38 PM #31
:neckbeard:
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-09-08, 9:04 PM #32
:(
幻術
2007-09-08, 9:07 PM #33
MURDEROUS *******!

I mean, why didn't you invite me? Chances are we live a lot less than an hour away from eachother.

We should have a utahsassi get together sometime...

Hell, we could have a worldwide massassi gettogether. We're all jacked up enough that the time zone difference won't make much of a difference.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-09-08, 9:09 PM #34
Red paint, good choice.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2007-09-08, 9:13 PM #35
Err, that's orange.
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2007-09-08, 9:34 PM #36
Red. Orange. I'm color blind.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2007-09-08, 9:35 PM #37
Originally posted by Space_Bandit:
Err, that's orange.


Well, it can be hard to tell due to the mysterious fog that resides on your property.
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2007-09-08, 9:39 PM #38
I took those pics through a window, so that's why it looks foggy.
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2007-09-08, 9:49 PM #39
Originally posted by Space_Bandit:
I took those pics through a window, so that's why it looks foggy.


Eat it's remains?
2007-09-08, 9:52 PM #40
"Your basic arachnid warrior isn't too smart, but you can blow off a limb and it's still 86 percent combat effective. Here's a tip: Aim for the nerve stem, and put it down for good."
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