Beat it with a shovel. And when the spider is laying there on the ground screaming "This is madness!" say... "Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!"

I meant to start the second sentence with don't.

<3 starship troopers

Next time why not just sweep it off with a broom. That'll get rid of it just the same.

Yeah, or simply eat it.

Get yourself an egg and beat it - have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
WOOH

Maybe its because its monday and I'm exhausted to hell from my weekend, but FastGamerr.... that made me laugh out loud something fierce.

I love you Miss Massassi.

A day or two ago I saw a large (for England, anyway) spider crawling around on the floor. I grabbed myself a glass and a piece of paper, and attempted to capture it so I could throw it outside. Unfortunately, I'd had a few beers, and ended up accidentally tearing one of the spider's legs off under the rim of the glass. I threw it out anyway. Last night, my brother called me over to look at something. It was a big, 7-legged spider. I think it's come to get me

dude, we need a better aftermath pic. where is the spider???

It ran off, possessed his little sister, and had a lot of babies.

NOOOOO MOOOMMMMMM!!!!!! *sheds human exoskeleton and grows into 15ft black death arachnid* "No paintball gun shall save you now!!!"

(ok... im bored at work, again.)

I generally ignore spiders that I find in my house. If they're trapped in the bathtub or somewhere else I don't want them to be, I'll move them to another room. If someone else in the house complains, I put them outside (or in the garage near the inside wall if it's winter).

i once tortured a centipede with hydrochloric acid. i put a few drops on the floor right in front of it. one of its antennas touched a droplet, and its whole body spasmed for two seconds, then resumed its course away from the droplet, with the one antenna shriveled up. it went on walking just fine, but it didnt seem to be able to use the antenna that touched the acid (it was kinda rolled up and shriveled, and when it tried to use it to navigate after a minute or so, it kept on rolling it back up again as if it hurt to use it). then, i dropped some acid on its other antenna. it navigated ok still, and it improvised by using the parts of the antenna near the base that wasnt exposed to the HCl. however, i didnt drench it in hydrochloric acid in the end, because we all know how that would end. instead, i got some chloroform:isoamyl alcohol (24:1 solution), and covered it with that instead, about 50 ul. i thought it would irritate it and maybe kill it in a couple minutes, but instead it was killed almost instantly. guess i shouldve used something else, or maybe diluted the solution a little bit.

Oh, haha that's hilarious.
Ok you can take off the dunce cap now

*grabs the dunce cap*
Space_Bandit, this is for you

Were you abused as a child? Do you suffer from chronic bed wetting?

Yeah, that's extremely messed up Ragna. You have problems.