First drink I think was when I was around 16 or 17 maybe, brother gave me some beer.

First time kinda drunk was in college drinking with a couple of germans who brought beers from all around the world and we each had some of each one, everyone on our floor was there and we played that game where you need to guess who you are. good times.

first time completly smashed was last year at a buddies party, he mixed this weird drink with cranberry, vodka and fruit juices or something, I'm not sure what all was in it but I drank like three of them... he put ALOT of vodka in them.

So now I'm determined to drink everything named after famous composers. Sad thing is I know so many people who would be in on a famous composer drinks party.

And 82nd_Fister - Stick with the Grey Goose. Everclear is pretty vile.

I'd had your random glass of wine or something else alcoholic long before the first time I got drunk or even tipsy. (Seeing as how I've only been drunk once I shouldn't talk about it like it's a regular occurrence) And there's not much to tell about that - it was this summer while I was in Oxford.

It basically ended up with 5 drunk guys carrying an unconscious girl (not me, I was off somewhere else) Ceaser style through the streets of Oxford at about 2 or 3 in the morning. Because that's not shady!

You would either have to know me in person or the other people involved for the rest of the stories to be funny. Everyone was still drunk or badly hungover during lecture the next morning. Including the professor that went with us. It was good times.

drinking with professors is the best thing ever.

i can never remember what it tastes like... of course everclear always ends with certain parts of my memory being really fuzzy or just completely blank

Paint thinner comes to mind.

Hi. I'm a teetotaler. I guess I don't really belong in this thread.

I'd be there in a heartbeat.

Setting a fine example, I see.

kick ***, let's do it!

This is the best party theme I've heard of since I thought up the "Worst Party Ever"-themed party.

90% of alcohol, I don't like. I will however admit that Jägermeister is liquid orgasm.

I definitely concur!

+1

Gin and juice for oktoberfest. For. The. Win.

Yep. Everyone drinks in the 82nd.

I saw a shirt that said "God created Beer to keep the 82nd Airborne from taking over the world"

Kinda like when female's have those sometimes?






























































Oh wait, you wouldn't know anything about that


Just kidding, man

wat

hehe

Having some lovely zinfendel tonight.

I fully doubt everybody in the 82nd breaks the general orders prohibiting the consumption of alcohol in a combat zone.

I think you're possibly the most unfun person on the planet.

He's a Staff NCO that's what they do.

I believe my first drink EVER (excluding my grandpa giving me scotch when I was like 3) was just a screwdriver. Since then, after taking bartending, I've expanded my horizons

Two glasses in. Mmm.

The first time I remember being intoxicated involved downing a couple drinks of weakly mixed coke and vodka and then writhing on the floor singing to "peanut butter jelly time."

You sound like my kinda drunk.

Wanna egg nog party? (I don't drink so wear a chastity belt)

Technically my first drink was a few sips of beer at a party my freshman year of college, but a few minutes later I had a double shot of Wild Turkey. It felt like someone had filled my throat and sinuses with paint thinner.

Someone needs to add that smiley.

I agree with the above post.

I laughed really hard when I saw this. Considering every muscle in my body hurts, it's not the best thing that could have happened to me.

I don't remember.

Ages 14 to present are very much a blur as well.