I want my ashes turned into a diamond, then that diamond crushed and used on an circular blade for a saw, and then that saw used to smite my enemies. Yeah.

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GhostOfYoda - General doer of stuff.

I wish to be cremated and launched into the sun. I hear NASA offers to do that with each shuttle mission for a pretty hefty price.

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Do you have stairs in your house?

My stepbrother's grandma put it best:

"Just put a bone up my *** and let the dogs drag me away."

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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here this is the War Room.
http://darkestspiral.greentinted.com

"I have no clue why people trust statistics like that. 99% of the time they are made up." - Raoul Duke

another plan would to be to go out with a last big laugh-- namely, to be cremated and sprinkled in the city's water supply.



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I have found that you can transform your character solely by the power of belief: as you believe yourself to be, so you shall become over time.

Page, in that case, it'd probably be the last laugh.

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Wise men say that fools rush in where angels fear to tread, so look before you leap, so to speak, because the grass is not always greener on the other side of the hill.