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2007-10-17, 5:42 PM #1
Because I know none of your answers will be honest, they are ALL comedy options.

Discuss.

Lady Massassians feel free to disclose false body measurements. Everyone knows we are all lying about this, you can lie about your boobs and waist too.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-10-17, 5:46 PM #2
reveal the names on the poll!
2007-10-17, 5:46 PM #3
All the options are too small.
Think while it's still legal.
2007-10-17, 5:48 PM #4
I thought about revealing the names. What would be really funny would be if suddenly the poll got chagned to reveal after we all voted :gonk:
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-10-17, 5:53 PM #5
Ummm, this poll needs to be checkbox otherwise I cant put the honest answer: 2"-9".
2007-10-17, 5:54 PM #6
Oh man I forgot to say to measure it after you look at nudpix of kirbs

Otherwise mine would be like 2-7

****.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-10-17, 5:57 PM #7
People say that 3" is pretty small, but I think that's pretty wide... :o

I'm waiting for someone to respond with i inches long... :v:
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2007-10-17, 5:58 PM #8
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2007-10-17, 6:02 PM #9
About 5.
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2007-10-17, 6:13 PM #10
I'm a D cup.
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2007-10-17, 6:27 PM #11
Originally posted by Vegiemaster:
I'm a D cup.


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2007-10-17, 7:14 PM #12
I looked at the pics of myself and now I can't find it.
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2007-10-17, 7:17 PM #13
My penis is massive. :awesome:
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2007-10-17, 7:20 PM #14
You fail for having overlapping answers
2007-10-17, 7:30 PM #15
It kinda looks like a bell curve, except for the people who lied and put 9-10". Liars!
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2007-10-17, 7:32 PM #16
Originally posted by Bobbert:
It kinda looks like a bell curve


That's what she said :v:
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2007-10-17, 7:33 PM #17
There you go folks, a normal distribution of penis length.

Take that to your statistics class.

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2007-10-17, 7:34 PM #18
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
That's what she said :v:


:suicide:
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2007-10-17, 7:35 PM #19
:gonk:
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2007-10-17, 7:55 PM #20
5-6. That is the honest to God truth. A female friend of mine called it "average"
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2007-10-17, 8:01 PM #21
hey guys kirby sent me some nudes should i upload them?
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2007-10-17, 8:09 PM #22
Tramp!
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2007-10-17, 8:28 PM #23
Originally posted by petmc20:
5-6. That is the honest to God truth. A female friend of mine called it "average"


That because it is, at least according to Wikipedia.
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2007-10-17, 8:32 PM #24
Im too damned afraid to click that.
2007-10-17, 8:43 PM #25
Hehe, just don't scroll up
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2007-10-17, 9:07 PM #26
Originally posted by Spook:
Oh man I forgot to say to measure it after you look at nudpix of kirbs


In that case, all the options are too large.
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2007-10-17, 9:09 PM #27
Where is 60"+?
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2007-10-17, 9:16 PM #28
MORE LIKE 60'

AMIRITE?
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2007-10-17, 9:52 PM #29
HOW BOUT
60 MILES?
2007-10-17, 10:01 PM #30
Originally posted by SAJN:
All the options are too small.


How would you know? You can't even see yours.
2007-10-17, 10:02 PM #31
:master:
2007-10-17, 10:10 PM #32
My penis is small :(
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2007-10-17, 10:12 PM #33
:(
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2007-10-17, 10:19 PM #34
I can't help laughing when replacing wand with wang in the Harry Potter books.

"When Harry duels Voldemort, their wangs' magical streams connect, forcing the spirit echoes of Voldemort's victims, including Cedric and James and Lily Potter, to be expelled from his wang." - wiki
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2007-10-17, 10:27 PM #35
the better line from the same book is during the bits before the quiddich world cup when some little kid is making a slug grow and his mom yells at him "don't touch daddy's wand"

that made me remember those jokes about replacing wand with wang..
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2007-10-17, 10:28 PM #36
Everyone has big wands in Harry Potter, even the girls.
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2007-10-17, 10:28 PM #37
I think I'm exactly 6" when measured the correct way.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2007-10-17, 10:59 PM #38
Haven't checked length. Bout as thick as a cheese wheel, though.
2007-10-17, 11:04 PM #39
My penis is so big, it has a fifty-yard line.
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2007-10-17, 11:06 PM #40
Touchdown on deep end.
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