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Wangs
2007-10-17, 11:07 PM #41
Originally posted by petmc20:
Hehe, just don't scroll up


They have "media" players too....
Back again
2007-10-17, 11:11 PM #42
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
My penis is so big, it has a fifty-yard line.


Imagine running real fast and the tip gets caught in a hole in the ground.
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Penisvaulting!
2007-10-17, 11:12 PM #43
[http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1243494/2/istockphoto_1243494_it_s_a_snap.jpg]
Back again
2007-10-17, 11:21 PM #44
I voted before measuring, and got the wrong category.

5 sitting 6 standing up.

>_>

o.0
2007-10-18, 12:04 AM #45
My penis, also known as Trouser Trident, measures
7 centimeters (2.75590551 inches) inactive, 16 centimeters (6.2992126 inches) for most of its active periods and has reached the maximum of 19 centimeters (7.48031496 inches) in super-arousal mode.

Always felt it's normal, not to mention only vacuum-brained whores care about 11 inch penises and most men who claim all girls want the megacock are misogynists.

Also, the Trouser Trident has a mole on it, was circumcised (eventually) last year as a part of my god-damn-awful-disease-history and therefore has a small scar on it.

Thank you for watching "FGR Anatomics: The Trouser Trident", the sequel to "FGR Anatomics: Asshair", watch out of "FGR Anatomics: Uncontrollable Diarrhea!".
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2007-10-18, 4:37 AM #46
7"
:master::master::master:
2007-10-18, 5:22 AM #47
I have a level 70 orc warrior.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-10-18, 6:06 AM #48
/me waits for Yecti
Sorry for the lousy German
2007-10-18, 9:02 AM #49
It's honestly bang on 7 inches.

Yay being 1.2 inches larger than the average.
nope.
2007-10-18, 9:16 AM #50
You weren't specific enough. Stimulation by females or no?
2007-10-18, 9:44 AM #51
Originally posted by Rob:
How would you know? You can't even see yours.


It's pretty hard to see it when it's down your moms throat. D:
Think while it's still legal.
2007-10-18, 9:47 AM #52
Really? Did we have to make those jokes?
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2007-10-18, 9:51 AM #53
The one eyed fellow is sad. .(
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-10-18, 9:54 AM #54
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Really? Did we have to make those jokes?


I have to check my penis as luggage when I fly. :awesome:
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-10-18, 9:56 AM #55
Isnt it awfully good to have a penis?
isnt it frightfully good to own a dong?
its swell to have a stiffy
its devine to own a dick
from the tiniesst little tadger
to the worlds biggest prick

so three cheers for your willy or john tohmas
Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake
your piece of pork
your wife's best friend
your percy or your cock
you can wrap it up in ribbons,
you can slip it in your sock

but dont take it out in public
or they will stick you in the dark
and you wont a-come back

thankyouverymuch
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2007-10-18, 10:33 AM #56
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
I have to check my penis as luggage when I fly. :awesome:


So it's in a jar?
nope.
2007-10-18, 10:37 AM #57
Originally posted by SAJN:
It's pretty hard to see it when it's down your moms throat. D:


You're fat and have a thing for fat chicks?

Thats kinda unhealthy.
2007-10-18, 10:48 AM #58
Whenever life get you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when your all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody's there to throw you a line

If you ever get so low
That you don't know which way to go
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry 'bout a thing
Got the world on a string
Cause i've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues)

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a-meltin' away (ba-doom bop bop)
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are comin' to stay (be-doo)

I got a sing and I dance
When I glance in my pants
And a-feelin's like a sun shiny day
I take a look at my enormous Pe-e-enis
And a-everything is goin' my way (ba-doom bop bop)
(if you'd like to listen to it)
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2007-10-18, 10:50 AM #59
:master: Yeah baby yeah.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-10-18, 11:16 AM #60
my wang is roughly as big as Kirby.
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2007-10-18, 11:17 AM #61
This poll is racist. There is no 12"+ option.
2007-10-18, 2:00 PM #62
Originally posted by Denominator:
This poll is racist. There is no 12"+ option.


Sorry, but this post has just made the entire world dumber.
nope.
2007-10-18, 2:13 PM #63
Sugarless, that song is awsome.
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
2007-10-18, 2:46 PM #64
I don't have a wang (though I suppose I own one), but I have small boobs. Between a B and a C.

B.5 :gonk:
2007-10-18, 3:14 PM #65
wangs
2007-10-18, 3:17 PM #66
Originally posted by sister:
I don't have a wang (though I suppose I own one), but I have small boobs. Between a B and a C.

B.5 :gonk:


I'd watch out for carpking if I were you.
2007-10-18, 3:29 PM #67
Originally posted by sister:
I don't have a wang (though I suppose I own one), but I have small boobs. Between a B and a C.

B.5 :gonk:


ZOMG A/S/L?
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-10-18, 3:33 PM #68
Another new member...
2007-10-18, 3:57 PM #69
Originally posted by sister:
I don't have a wang (though I suppose I own one), but I have small boobs. Between a B and a C.

B.5 :gonk:


Meh, big boobs are overrated.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2007-10-18, 4:24 PM #70
I keep reading the title as "Wings."

And it puts the original show in a whole new light.
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2007-10-18, 4:34 PM #71
Sugarless wins. I was trying to find a recording of that song earlier.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-10-18, 5:42 PM #72
Is it just me or is it amusing that more people voted in a wang measurement post than in the 2008 election poll?
2007-10-18, 6:07 PM #73
That's not surprising AT ALL.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-10-18, 6:13 PM #74
lol! i noticed that myself
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2007-10-18, 6:22 PM #75
A friend and I were peeing off the side of a bridge. He thought he'd impress me and said, "That water sure is cold."

I replied, "And deep too."
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2007-10-18, 6:44 PM #76
Apparently I've got a 5 incher.
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2007-10-18, 8:43 PM #77
Originally posted by sister:
I don't have a wang (though I suppose I own one), but I have small boobs. Between a B and a C.

B.5 :gonk:


Did you seriously register just to post that?
2007-10-18, 8:48 PM #78
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Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2007-10-18, 9:50 PM #79
Originally posted by Reid:
Is it just me or is it amusing that more people voted in a wang measurement post than in the 2008 election poll?




Not surprised.


This thread makes me feel dumber.


But I have to post this.

I don't know how to embed videos, sorry
2007-10-18, 11:36 PM #80
I looked at the election poll and it made my brain hurt. I'll start caring when there's fewer candidates.
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