I would pay to see that.
(Free vs spook boxing)

The difference Vinny, is we're not calling it art. We're calling it food.

I would pay for you to leave the internet.

sure spook. but i fully expect to get my *** handed to me because I've never boxed before. i'm mostly interested for the novelty value. we could tape it and put it on youtube and title it "internet tough guy."

seriously, when you get stateside, look me up. and just maybe in the meantime i'll take up boxing.

He'd probably make "art" out of his co-workers.

I am stateside right now, and have been for some months. We are ramping up for deployment but I am thinking we are going to get a nice big chunk of maybe a year of hometime unless Turkey does some crazy **** in Iraq.

I was hoping you would be like "oh lolz wtf" and then I could say that "my culture thinks it's perfectly acceptable to feast on the innards of innocents and babies" and then we could fight to the death.

But I always get owned in boxing. I am a ****ty fighter unless I can kick nuts and fishhook and pelvic thrust afterwards.

Either way it would be hilarious because I now refuse to box unless we are both wearing sock em boppers and moon shoes. And we have to use a two way.

DO IT

Can I referee.


NOW I WANT A GOOD CLEAN FIGHT, NO SHOTS TO THE BEARD OR COMB OVER. AND NO JOKES ABOUT HOW WE'D ALL LIKE TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND BE FREELANCER'S DADDY.