Maybe because SP > MP.

I beat JK in two hours 56 minutes.
Short game that.

3 hours? I've done it in like 1 hour 15 minutes...

I was hurting in the saber department.
Plus i tried to find all the secrets.

Playing America's Army way back in the day when it first came out on the bridge level. I had the 203 and killed six guys with one round who were all huddled behind one of the vehicles in the middle of the bridge.

I also had game, something like three rounds where I got 15 kills and didn't die as a rifleman. That was pretty awesome.

Anytime someone throws a penis in to the ring someone else is bound to want to compare.

My first MP experience was one-on-one Quake in Welcome to Quake.

I knew where the Nightmare Portal was, my friend didn't, ergo I new where the Quad damage was and he didn't.

Titter.

I remember playing a friend at Quake 3 on the Dreamcast. First time I'd ever touched that console or that game, and I killed him with the machine gun while he had the BFG. He was devastated by my circle-strafe skills.

Or the time I beat a 3 vs 1 handicap on Perfect Dark because three of my friends thought they could put me in my place

I don't really play much multiplayer anymore, though. Mostly due to Uni, I suspect.

see i made a joke that no one got (or thought was funny). see MP while it does mean multiplayer could also stand for metroid prime. that was the joke.
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