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World of Warcraft, my obsession, and why Blizzard HATES ME
2004-07-27, 1:19 PM #1
I'm bored, so its time for a useless post.

World of Warcraft should be awesome. I have longed for the beta since they first announced it, and yet repeatedly, I am denied. Obviously this is a conspiracy by Blizzard to torture not only myself, but everyone around me (as those in #massassi can attest to). For that reason, here is a thread whose sole purpose is to, in some way, distract me from my deep desire, nay, need, for WoW goodness. Or somesuch. Talk about WoW, discuss the evilness of Blizzard in their refusal to allow access to the beta, etc. I'm really bored and I want WoW horribly.

[http://www.jedilegacy.net/gonk/mariodance.gif]

Also, any WoW screenshots from those who are in the beta (CURSE THEE!) are more than welcome.

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2004-07-27, 1:24 PM #2
You can always fly to europe and try getting into the beta there...
2004-07-27, 1:27 PM #3
hehe... you know what else, gonk? SAJN even got it! isnt that a kick in the throat? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-07-27, 1:29 PM #4
SAJN in WoW beta makes baby jesus cry.

Or something like that.

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2004-07-27, 1:51 PM #5
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Echoness101/CASTLEOFDEATHWITHGONK.jpg]

:/

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2004-07-27, 1:54 PM #6
YES. THEY SHALL KNOW MY FURY, AND TREMBLE!

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2004-07-27, 2:06 PM #7
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2"><Wolfy> roll 1d20 to see if Gonk beats Blizzard's AC of 15
* DiceBot reports: Wolfy rolls 1d20 to see if Gonk beats Blizzard's AC of 15: (17) = 17
<Wolfy> Roll 3d8 for damage
* DiceBot reports: Wolfy rolls 3d8 for damage: (5 2 1) = 8
<Wolfy> Roll 3d8 for Blizzard's maximum hitpoints
* DiceBot reports: Wolfy rolls 3d8 for Blizzard's maximum hitpoints: (1 3 7) = 11
<Burrie> Roll 1d100 to see the chance that Wolfy will DM.
* DiceBot reports: Burrie rolls 1d100 to see the chance that Wolfy will DM.: (6) = 6
<Burrie> ... good lord.
<tofu|AAw027> hha
<Wolfy> Roll 1d20 to see if Blizzard beats Gonk's AC of 17
* DiceBot reports: Wolfy rolls 1d20 to see if Blizzard beats Gonk's AC of 17: (4) = 4
<Wolfy> Miss!
<tofu|AAw027> roll 1d100 to see if he can beat Burrie
* DiceBot reports: tofu|AAw027 rolls 1d100 to see if he can beat Burrie: (37) = 37
<Wolfy> Roll 1d20 to see if Gonk hits Blizzard
* DiceBot reports: Wolfy rolls 1d20 to see if Gonk hits Blizzard: (9) = 9
<Wolfy> Miss!
<Wolfy> Roll 1d20 to see if Blizzard hits Gonk
* DiceBot reports: Wolfy rolls 1d20 to see if Blizzard hits Gonk: (13) = 13
<Wolfy> Miss!
<Wolfy> Roll 1d20 to see if Gonk hits Blizzard
* DiceBot reports: Wolfy rolls 1d20 to see if Gonk hits Blizzard: (11) = 11
<Wolfy> Miss!
<Burrie> roll 1d100 to defend against tofu.
* DiceBot reports: Burrie rolls 1d100 to defend against tofu.: (24) = 24
<Wolfy> Roll 1d20 to see if Blizzard hits Gonk
* DiceBot reports: Wolfy rolls 1d20 to see if Blizzard hits Gonk: (10) = 10
<Wolfy> Miss!
<Wolfy> Roll 1d20 to see if Gonk hits Blizzard
* DiceBot reports: Wolfy rolls 1d20 to see if Gonk hits Blizzard: (13) = 13
<Wolfy> Miss!
<Wolfy> Roll 1d20 to see if Blizzard hits Gonk
* DiceBot reports: Wolfy rolls 1d20 to see if Blizzard hits Gonk: (20) = 20
<Wolfy> CRITICAL!
<Wolfy> Roll 3d8 for Gonk's hitpoints
* DiceBot reports: Wolfy rolls 3d8 for Gonk's hitpoints: (6 1 5) = 12
<Wolfy> Roll 3d8 * 2 for damage
* DiceBot reports: Wolfy rolls 3d8 * 2 for damage: (2 7 2) = 11
<Wolfy> Gonk dies.</font>


[http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-07-27, 2:07 PM #8
[http://sajn.phearwear.com/Notgonk.jpg] [http://sajn.phearwear.com/Gonk.jpg]

http://sajn.phearwear.com/WoW/ <-- There ya go Gonk...

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[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited July 27, 2004).]
Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-27, 2:11 PM #9
SAJN IS EVIL.

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2004-07-27, 2:12 PM #10
If Gonk needs more screenshots, Gonk can always IM me on IRC if I'm on, or on AIM @ Captjack5parrow..SAJN_Master has about 7 WoW videos that he took..they are so nice.

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[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited July 27, 2004).]
Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-27, 2:13 PM #11
Oh and language warning..but here is some good WoW awesomeness (I added the music)

http://sajn.phearwear.com/UndeadMosh.avi

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-27, 2:15 PM #12
You're Alliance too! THAT MAKES YOU DOUBLE THE EVIL.

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2004-07-27, 2:18 PM #13
I am Alliance and Hoard

I have Van the NightElf Druid and Rasturick the Undead Mage.

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-27, 2:19 PM #14
Horde > *

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2004-07-27, 2:23 PM #15
Also, if anyone happens to be from Blizzard and stumbles across this message, send me WoW beta!

gonk@swgalaxies.net plzkthxbye.

(Actually this post is an excuse to post megaman dancing.)

[http://www.jedilegacy.net/gonk/megadance.gif]

(See?)

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2004-07-27, 2:24 PM #16
From my parents home Sajn, I Stab at Thee!

*If anybody can guess were i got that ill give them a cookie*

Also join the european beta *Cough*
Also Gonk, how many dance gifs do you have? Could you get me the gir one?
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Currently on the hunt for sajn.

[This message has been edited by Stinkywrix (edited July 27, 2004).]
2004-07-27, 2:25 PM #17
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
[http://sajn.phearwear.com/Notgonk.jpg]
</font>


Bwahahaahahaahah-....er.....I wasn't laughing Gonk, I just had something stuck in my throat.


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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1, 2 & 3 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97
2004-07-27, 2:26 PM #18
I signed up for the European Beta, but undoubtedly I'll get denied there as well. Blizzard hates me, remember. Even though I've beta-tested stuff of theirs dating back to Diablo 2, APPARENTLY I'M JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE WOW BETA. *sniff*

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2004-07-27, 2:27 PM #19
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jaiph:
Bwahahaahahaahah-....er.....I wasn't laughing Gonk, I just had something stuck in my throat.


</font>


Oh get back to humping wallabies, you deviant.

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2004-07-27, 2:39 PM #20
You make it sound so dirty...

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1, 2 & 3 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97
2004-07-27, 2:40 PM #21
No, the humping wallabies part makes it sound dirty.

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2004-07-27, 2:53 PM #22
[http://www.worldofwar.net/screenshots/images/screens/493.jpg]

They're all not me, too. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-07-27, 2:56 PM #23
I've seen more in Stormwind
yesterday two groups of level 50's fought..it was awesome. The entire city of stormwind was in a group watching these people kill eachother. Then an Undead came to where Alliance are (level 45) and a level 50 looked at him...the Undead started to dance..so the level 50 killed him [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-27, 2:58 PM #24
Hahaha

Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
GET THE **** OUT YOU ORCS</font>
2004-07-27, 2:58 PM #25
From what I understand, the Alliance people raided Ogrimmar and killed Thrall not long ago...

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2004-07-27, 2:58 PM #26
Haha, nice FPS in that screenshot there.

Also, that's an alliance town there. Double the fun! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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Banks and banks of humming machinery! I've never seen so many knobs. We're going to have to do something, Charlie! Try pushing that button there. No? How about that one? No, not that one either. I know! I'll try pushing this one. Hold my hat will you? Good fellow.

[This message has been edited by Thrawn42689 (edited July 27, 2004).]
2004-07-27, 2:59 PM #27
I am lusting after this game entirely too much.

[http://www.worldofwar.net/screenshots/images/screens/86.jpg]

I also love Blizzard's art direction.

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[This message has been edited by Gonk (edited July 27, 2004).]
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2004-07-27, 3:00 PM #28
HAHAHA I HAVE WOW TOO! DIE GONK DIE

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Map-Review | My Portfolio | The Matrix: Unplugged

Banks and banks of humming machinery! I've never seen so many knobs. We're going to have to do something, Charlie! Try pushing that button there. No? How about that one? No, not that one either. I know! I'll try pushing this one. Hold my hat will you? Good fellow.
2004-07-27, 3:01 PM #29
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

NO LEVELS ANYMORE! RAWR!

[http://www.jedilegacy.net/gonk/kittydance.gif]

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2004-07-27, 3:02 PM #30
Is that kitty dancing or punching the air... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

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ZGPC
2004-07-27, 3:03 PM #31
Both.

Also:

[http://www.worldofwar.net/screenshots/images/screens/334.jpg]

[http://www.worldofwar.net/screenshots/images/screens/401.jpg]

Not me, not me, definitely not me, not me, not me, not me x 1000000 [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

[http://www.worldofwar.net/screenshots/images/screens/327.jpg]

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[This message has been edited by Gonk (edited July 27, 2004).]
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2004-07-27, 3:16 PM #32
I've been to all these places [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-27, 3:18 PM #33
You're evil, though, so it doesn't count.

[http://www.worldofwar.net/screenshots/images/screens/329.jpg]

Why must you taunt me Blizzard? WHY?

[http://www.jedilegacy.net/gonk/girdance.gif]

GIR DANCES IN A PITIFUL ATTEMPT TO APPEASE THEE, BLIZZARD. WHY MUST YOU TORMENT HIM (and me) SO?

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2004-07-27, 3:20 PM #34
BTW, the water isn't final. I can't turn it up past lowest detail, because blizzard said it isn't final.

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-27, 3:20 PM #35
Obviously the only way for them to make it final is if they allow me into the beta!

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2004-07-27, 3:27 PM #36
Never fear Gonk. It just means we'll get some late beta fun like in AC.

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1, 2 & 3 | Gonkmeg
Corrupting the kiddies since '97
2004-07-27, 3:28 PM #37
But.. but... I can't WAIT for late beta... I'm wasting away here... I need it to SURVIVE... Hold me, filthy aussie.

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2004-07-27, 3:34 PM #38
Maybe you shouldn't have lied about being European.

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2004-07-27, 3:35 PM #39
Oh please there are plenty of Europeans who lied about living in the US/Canada to get into the North American beta...

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2004-07-27, 3:40 PM #40
[http://ucsu.colorado.edu/~woodcm/character.jpg]

I'll get better screenshots someday. Fear my lack of a mandible.
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