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If you were porn. (MATURE CONTENT)
2007-12-13, 10:34 AM #1
What kind of porn would you be?

Personally, i'd be FFM threesome. :downswords:
Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.
2007-12-13, 10:35 AM #2
Asian Lesbian.
2007-12-13, 10:47 AM #3
I'd be Cavey's JK porn. Yay boxy.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2007-12-13, 10:47 AM #4
Hardcore
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-12-13, 10:54 AM #5
Why haven't these corrupt mods closed this horrific thread yet!? :downs:
Think while it's still legal.
2007-12-13, 11:00 AM #6
Quit being immature and going off topic, SAJN.
2007-12-13, 11:08 AM #7
MMF threesome.
2007-12-13, 11:21 AM #8
swap.avi
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2007-12-13, 11:24 AM #9
@FGR
Yuck.

I'd be tentacle hentai.
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2007-12-13, 11:26 AM #10
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
MMF threesome.


Eiffel Tower that *****
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2007-12-13, 11:30 AM #11
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
swap.avi

dot
error; function{getsig} returns 'null'
2007-12-13, 11:35 AM #12
Currently, Mr. Hands.

I'm the guy, and final exams are the horse.
Stuff
2007-12-13, 11:35 AM #13
I would be this : [DO NOT LINK THAT YOU *** *******]
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-12-13, 11:58 AM #14
CONSENSUAL SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2007-12-13, 12:06 PM #15
Tony is boring. :colbert:
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2007-12-13, 12:10 PM #16
I would be a Kama Sutra instructional video, filmed outdoors in a pine forest with a snow-capped mountain backdrop in summer.

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:master:?
2007-12-13, 12:24 PM #17
Vinny you're no fun! >8C
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-12-13, 1:27 PM #18
Japanese cartoon rape.
2007-12-13, 1:31 PM #19
underage beastiality
:master::master::master:
2007-12-13, 1:32 PM #20
Tentacle rape because they always struggle at first but then accept the inevitable and ask for more.
2007-12-13, 1:53 PM #21
A cheesy softcore porn you can see on TV which even has some kind of story but you can fathom the hardcore porn that was shot as well when they made the softcore version.
Sorry for the lousy German
2007-12-13, 2:08 PM #22
REAL celebrity porn.

(We swear it isn't photoshopped!)
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-12-13, 2:29 PM #23
BBW
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-12-13, 2:35 PM #24
Biggest Orgy Yet
<Rob> This is internet.
<Rob> Nothing costs money if I don't want it to.
2007-12-13, 2:50 PM #25
FFM + toys
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2007-12-13, 2:51 PM #26
Quadruple Penetration
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2007-12-13, 3:10 PM #27
I'm surprised no one has mentioned 2 girls 1 cup... :P
The Plothole: a home for amateur, inclusive, collaborative stories
http://forums.theplothole.net
2007-12-13, 3:21 PM #28
I don't think anyone wants to be that, Geb.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2007-12-13, 3:27 PM #29
snuff film
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2007-12-13, 3:40 PM #30
DVDA
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2007-12-13, 3:54 PM #31
mrhands.mpeg
D E A T H
2007-12-13, 4:22 PM #32
BoB
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2007-12-13, 5:07 PM #33
One of those short pretentious porns that tries to be art.
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2007-12-13, 5:36 PM #34
Originally posted by Wolfy:
BBW


big beautiful women?
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2007-12-13, 5:49 PM #35
Originally posted by JediKirby:
One of those short pretentious porns that tries to be art.
HAHA SHORT IS RITE! AMIRITE?

err...

(that totally fits you, though, really Kirbz)
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2007-12-13, 5:50 PM #36
Originally posted by Z@NARDI:
big beautiful women?


No, you fool.

Bald baby watersports.
2007-12-13, 7:49 PM #37
[19:48] SDGandalf: Do you think I should be a total dick and close Cavey's porn thread?
[19:48] "Wolfy": That's quite possibly the gayest thing I've ever seen you write.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2007-12-13, 8:11 PM #38
Awesome, it's still open, and hasn't gone off-topic. I'm surprised.
Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.
2007-12-13, 10:31 PM #39
A porno with an epic beginning, something that doesn't give the audience a clue what they are about to witness. A hero and a heroin face off a space invasion, but they decide they cant match up to the numbers of aliens. So they lock themselves in a bomb shelter and do it for hours so they can replenish the population. Then the climax will involve the aliens breaking into the bomb shelter and the hero's finding out they only came for sexy time. Then there will be a lot of explosions.
My blawgh.
2007-12-13, 10:32 PM #40
Originally posted by Phantom-Seraph:
A porno with an epic beginning, something that doesn't give the audience a clue what they are about to witness. A hero and a heroin face off a space invasion, but they decide they cant match up to the numbers of aliens. So they lock themselves in a bomb shelter and do it for hours so they can replenish the population. Then the climax will involve the aliens breaking into the bomb shelter and the hero's finding out they only came for sexy time. Then there will be a lot of explosions.

You've thought about this for a looooong time haven't you.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
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