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If you were porn. (MATURE CONTENT)
2007-12-13, 11:12 PM #41
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
You've thought about this for a looooong time haven't you.


I just came up with that one on the spot. I have plenty more ideas where that came from. Just think of it, Santa and his sexy female elves in the sweatshop, orgy while making toys!

See, piece o' cake.
My blawgh.
2007-12-13, 11:16 PM #42
Alternatively I would also be a porn where an old man, a jamaican, the old man's grandson, and a lobster creature has been captured by a race of hot female aliens who look just like humans except they have an incurable appetite for sex. Every man on their planet has been killed because their bodies could not take all the punishment.
At the end everyone dies because at the same moment of climax a volcano erupts and covers the planet with magma.
2007-12-13, 11:39 PM #43
Womens lingere section of the Zellers catalog.
The tips at the end of shoelaces are called "aglets". Their true purpose is sinister.
2007-12-14, 12:26 AM #44
Scrambled porn on pay-per-view. Might be hardcore, might be softcore. All you know is that there are naked people moving around.
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2007-12-14, 1:44 AM #45
MMMMM fivesome
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2007-12-14, 3:41 AM #46
A film that has too much story for its own good and too little action.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2007-12-14, 4:06 AM #47
You all seem to know a lot about porn. All I know is hardcore and blowjobs.

BUT WHO NEEDS MORE?!

>8'(
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-12-14, 5:20 AM #48
chuckbeardsex.mpeg
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2007-12-14, 6:26 AM #49
Originally posted by TheCarpKing:
Scrambled porn on pay-per-view. Might be hardcore, might be softcore. All you know is that there are naked people moving around.


Yeah right. :v:
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-12-14, 6:45 AM #50
Two chicks at the same time.

mm-hmm.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2007-12-14, 7:29 AM #51
wow porn

:(
2007-12-14, 8:57 AM #52
Two girls

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one cup guy.
Think while it's still legal.
2007-12-14, 9:06 AM #53
This porno:
2007-12-14, 10:47 AM #54
That movie was quite funny, had amazing production value, a great soundtrack, but was a horrible porno.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2007-12-14, 11:22 AM #55
:(
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