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2007-12-25, 12:40 PM #1
hope everyone's holidays are going well... i had company over last night and she gave me pills (something called "hydros" maybe?) instead of asprin and she got me very drunk and i ended up taking like 6 of them apparently. so on an empty stomach i had 6 shots of bourbon, 6 shots of rum, 5 beers, and 6 "hyrdos" all in the stretch of about 4 hours...

another friend came over and booted the company out and stayed over to make sure i was ok, but i feel like total ****. i also managed to make an *** of myself in front of a girl that i was interested in, and probably ****ed up my chances with her...

my friend thinks i have some kind of alcohol poisoning, all i know is i can't get this weird taste out of my mouth and i keep spitting up blood. advice?

edit

actually stopped spitting up blood this morning
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2007-12-25, 12:42 PM #2
doctor. |:

o.0
2007-12-25, 12:46 PM #3
Why would you ever take any kind of pain killer with alcohol, are you retarded?

Hydros, you mean hydrocodone? Did you seriously take six hydrocodone pills and 17 drinks over the course of four hours? I don't know that much about opiates but you may be lucky to be alive.
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2007-12-25, 12:46 PM #4
Doctor Massassi to the rescue!

Doctor Massassi has a Ph.D. in kicking your ***!

Edit: After reading your post, I think you should see a real doctor ASAP. Not a very good move, friend >.>
2007-12-25, 12:46 PM #5
I assume that the "hydros" were Hydrocodone, an extremely powerful opioid painkiller. It has horrible effects when mixed with alcohol.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrocodone#Alcohol

Edit: What Emon Said. You're lucky to be alive.
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2007-12-25, 12:47 PM #6
... Call poison control.
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2007-12-25, 12:52 PM #7
Seriously, like right now. With any luck the damage isn't permanent and some may be revertible.
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2007-12-25, 12:56 PM #8
Oh I see, you thought you were taking aspirin, like an off brand? Okay, if you make it out of this okay, you need to do several things:

1. Remember to NEVER take ANY painkillers with alcohol. I've HEARD that aspirin is safe, but I wouldn't chance it myself. Just avoid the problem completely and substitute painkillers with more alcohol.

2. Punch that girl in the **** because she's a *****.
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2007-12-25, 2:12 PM #9
NoESC went to the hospital, and will tell us how he's doing when he gets back or I'm going to have a nervous breakdown.
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2007-12-25, 2:15 PM #10
Aw man, that's a bummer.

"The Hydros" sounds somewhat awesome, though. :hydros:
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2007-12-25, 4:47 PM #11
going to live apparently. have to go back next week for follow up, damaged stomach walls...

got my brother staying with me tonight just in case.

i hate everything right now.
gbk is 50 probably

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2007-12-25, 4:53 PM #12
That girl probably owes you a lot of sexual favors.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-12-25, 5:42 PM #13
not the best way to spend christmas...

hope its nothing permanent.
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2007-12-25, 7:41 PM #14
Originally posted by Emon:
Oh I see, you thought you were taking aspirin, like an off brand? Okay, if you make it out of this okay, you need to do several things:

1. Remember to NEVER take ANY painkillers with alcohol. I've HEARD that aspirin is safe, but I wouldn't chance it myself. Just avoid the problem completely and substitute painkillers with more alcohol.

2. Punch that girl in the **** because she's a *****.


srsly, never talk to that girl again. For most people, six vicodin will get them really trashed, and drinking anything with them is just asking for trouble. Especially drinking that much. She's either a self-destructive junkie, to whom a night like that is nothing, or extremely stupid, and carelessly risked your life. Either way, not worth your time.
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2007-12-26, 6:44 AM #15
shes not ever allowed in my house again. and omg i still feel like ****.

(thx cavey)
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2007-12-26, 8:28 AM #16
Call the police. Now. She'll get screwed.

Btw. it's "allowed", not "aloud"
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2007-12-26, 10:42 AM #17
Given the probable amount of brain damage, in combination with the perhaps 3% chance he's anywhere close to sober yet, I'm going to let him slide on that misspelling.
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2007-12-26, 11:51 AM #18
*gives ryan an "I hope you get better and don't die soon" hug*
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2007-12-26, 12:01 PM #19
Originally posted by Anovis:
Doctor Massassi to the rescue!

Doctor Massassi has a Ph.D. in kicking your ***!

Edit: After reading your post, I think you should see a real doctor ASAP. Not a very good move, friend >.>


:neckbeard:

Hope you feel better, NoESC! :gonk:
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2007-12-26, 1:49 PM #20
Originally posted by happydud:
Given the probable amount of brain damage, in combination with the perhaps 3% chance he's anywhere close to sober yet, I'm going to let him slide on that misspelling.


i was still in bed when i did that, hadn't been awake for but 2 minutes. still feel like ****. going to have you kill her for me.
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2007-12-26, 1:56 PM #21
Quote:
going to have you kill her for me.

Let's talk. I've got very competitive rates, plus a special holiday, 2 for 1 deal.

:|
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2007-12-26, 2:10 PM #22
but can you make it look as kick *** as happydud would?
gbk is 50 probably

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2007-12-26, 2:56 PM #23
Originally posted by NoESC:
but can you make it look as kick *** as happydud would?


I can.

PM me.

:hist101:
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2007-12-26, 3:00 PM #24
Jesus, sounds like she boxed your liver or something ridiculous.

I've heard of people taking/drinking more, but only with humongous tolerances to both. Glad you didn't die on us NoESC. Girl was stupid in not just giving you one...don't know why anyone would give anyone 60mg of hydrocodone when they don't even know what the **** it is apparently. That kind of dosage could seriously damage someone with no opiate tolerance.

That's ****ed up man.

EDIT: You're lucky it was JUST hydrocodone. That's the weakest of the synthetic opioid family. If it were Oxycodone, Oxymorphone, hell basically any opiate but what you took (and codeine, codeine just sucks at everything) then you'd probably be in a coma right now.
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2007-12-26, 3:29 PM #25
Ok, it's one thing for her to offer you this stuff, but why the hell would you take it? Do you have no control of what goes down your esophagus?

Oh, and get well soon!
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2007-12-26, 3:30 PM #26
I'm willing to give you a special "Massassian" price, 3 for the price of nothing!

AND I will make it look like any of the following:

1) Accident
B) Bear attack
iii) Assassination
&) All of the above. (Accidental assassination via a bear)
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2007-12-26, 7:34 PM #27
Ooh! Bear attack!

*writes down happydud's address*
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2007-12-27, 7:17 AM #28
Originally posted by happydud:
1) Accident
B) Bear attack
iii) Assassination
&) All of the above. (Accidental assassination via a bear)


Does this deal include corrected list numbering? :mad:
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2007-12-27, 8:02 AM #29
Would it be possible to seek criminal charges against her?
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2007-12-27, 8:34 AM #30
I liked the list numbering. Reminds me of Home Alone: New York:

"... these three things: 1. ... B. ... and D. ...."
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2007-12-27, 8:46 AM #31
probably not without incriminating him also.

Because it's not like she forced him to take the pills. She offered. He accepted. Unless he's underage, then maybe.
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2007-12-27, 8:53 AM #32
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
probably not without incriminating him also.

Because it's not like she forced him to take the pills. She offered. He accepted. Unless he's underage, then maybe.


well, he did ask for aspirine, and thought it would be.

You do know that you shouldn't take aspirin with alcohol, right? there are other painkillers that are safe with alcohol.
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2007-12-27, 9:17 AM #33
Originally posted by CaveDemon:
well, he did ask for aspirine, and thought it would be.

You do know that you shouldn't take aspirin with alcohol, right? there are other painkillers that are safe with alcohol.


So he claims. Prove it.

"She said it was aspirin" is not going to hold up in court. Especially since he was drinking and shouldn't have been taking (basically) any sort of pain killer. He could possibly call in an anonomous tip and get her caught for posession of controlled substance... But that's only assuming the cops 1) believe the tip and think it's worth checking out (unlikely), and 2) happen to catch her with the drugs on her (also fairly unlikely).
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2007-12-27, 11:31 AM #34
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
So he claims. Prove it.

"She said it was aspirin" is not going to hold up in court. Especially since he was drinking and shouldn't have been taking (basically) any sort of pain killer. He could possibly call in an anonomous tip and get her caught for posession of controlled substance... But that's only assuming the cops 1) believe the tip and think it's worth checking out (unlikely), and 2) happen to catch her with the drugs on her (also fairly unlikely).


Then the system is pretty f'ed up. If the case would fail because of the fact that he shouldn't take any pain killers while drunk.
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2007-12-27, 11:45 AM #35
You mean in America it's actually illegal to drink alcohol when underaged? I would have thought it's just illegal to sell/supply alcohol to minors.

Anyway I imagine the penalty for being a minor with alcohol is slightly less than the penalty for supplying a potentially lethal drug cocktail under false pretenses.
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2007-12-27, 11:55 AM #36
Originally posted by Detty:
You mean in America it's actually illegal to drink alcohol when underaged? I would have thought it's just illegal to sell/supply alcohol to minors.

Anyway I imagine the penalty for being a minor with alcohol is slightly less than the penalty for supplying a potentially lethal drug cocktail under false pretenses.


It's not like a criminal offense for a minor, just a misdemeanor.

Now if you're providing minors with alcohol, totally different story.











Also, odds are even if he can press charges against this bimbo odds are it won't go very far because he has a penis and she doesn't. Hate to be that way, but I've seen it happen before. Any defense lawyer worth a poop is also going to make it seem like you're both drunk and irresponsible and it was just an accident.

The thing to do is to sue her non-balls off. Seriously. You have physical and mental anguish (making an *** out of yourself due to being tweaked out of your head), medical costs, possible missed work time/lowered productivity due to extended illness. Hahahaha, seen that one happen before too.
2007-12-27, 11:55 AM #37
The part that makes it a difficult case is that he can't really come up with any reliable witnesses to prove that she misrepresented what the pills were. People were drinking; thus, any person's testimony will come under severe doubt for the influence of alcohol.
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2007-12-27, 12:32 PM #38
Originally posted by Wolfy:
The part that makes it a difficult case is that he can't really come up with any reliable witnesses to prove that she misrepresented what the pills were. People were drinking; thus, any person's testimony will come under severe doubt for the influence of alcohol.


Yeah, this is my point. There's no reliable witness, so it ends up being a "She gave me these pills and told me they were aspirin!" "No, I didn't! He had the pills to begin with!"
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2007-12-27, 1:57 PM #39
yeah i'm not looking to do anything like that, it would be hard to prove, and honestly i just want to forget it ever happened. haha

and i'm 22, so not underaged.
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2007-12-27, 2:13 PM #40
Damnit man.

THIS IS AMERICA

SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE.
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