Originally posted by Avenger:
I wasn't fighting fire yet, but I pretty much left it with something along the lines of "I don't want to be friends with a 10 year old."
Gentlemen, never date a mama's girl. Seriously.
Gentlemen, never date a mama's girl. Seriously.
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day...
I said, 'Wow, that's a really big word for a five year old.'"