I floss a few times a month. I find that between being a vegetarian (no tiny peices of meat in my mouth to rot and decompose) and just my SUPERIOR SALIVA TYPES that I don't need to any more than that.

It really does depend on the person; just like some people sweat more/stinkier than other people, some people don't NEED to brush/floss two or three times a day. It's because we're better than you.

Wait, i mean..

Does this count as Irony?

When I still had dental care, my dentist would always say "You must floss religiousy!"

I don't.

I think it was an order rather an observation though.

No, he was always commenting on how awesome my teeth were, especially in between, and *****ing at my brother for how ****ty his were. I got my dad's teeth I guess. I also eat better and brush more, so maybe that makes up for it.

No, you definitely have terrible teeth.

I you saying I'm some sort of Briton or something?

Spook has the teeth of a Goddess!

I thought we agreed those would never leave that basement!

"The pot calling the kettle black."

Floss is still stupid

And so are you.