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Sithlords né Werewolf Game 1
2008-01-10, 4:04 PM #81
uh...it can't be whoever has the most votes?
2008-01-10, 4:11 PM #82
No, the rules state a majority must be reached.
Detty. Professional Expert.
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2008-01-10, 7:41 PM #83
Can I change my vote?.(:(.(:(.(
2008-01-10, 8:59 PM #84
Yeah, you can change it before the decision has been reached. You just have to make a new post, not edit the old one.
2008-01-10, 9:21 PM #85
I'm changing my vote:

Vote - fishstickz


I had fish for dinner tonight.
2008-01-10, 10:02 PM #86
Screw it. In the interest of moving the game along:
Vote - fishstickz
2008-01-11, 10:28 AM #87
We seem kinda locked up here.
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2008-01-11, 11:44 AM #88
Fishstickz has the majority of the votes. We're just waiting on Detty.
2008-01-11, 12:03 PM #89
The Ewok tribe descends on Fishstickz like a pack of hyenas. They pin him to the ground and tear off his mask. Unfortunately he wasn't wearing a mask, he actually is an Ewok and they just tore off his face. How Embarassing!

Without a face Fishstickz would inevitably no longer be popular with the lady Ewoks so he had no choice but to leap onto his Ewok spear and suicide himself according to the ancient ritual of The Ridiculous Spectacular.

Night 3
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The Sithlord is pleased with the outcome of the day, his machinations apparantly progressing nicely, it's time for him to initiate the next phase of his masterplan.

The Jedi is devastated about the loss of fishstickz, so after getting some sympathy sex he returns to his investigations.

Action to be take
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Usual deal.
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2008-01-11, 12:28 PM #90
[Spook is away for the weekend, so i've made a note of his vote - Detty]
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2008-01-11, 12:36 PM #91
jerks
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2008-01-11, 1:30 PM #92
Guess we'll just wait and see who dies next. Sorry, fishstickz, didn't want it to be this way .(
2008-01-11, 2:09 PM #93
Makes me glad I didn't have enough time to jump on the bandwagon :D
2008-01-11, 2:19 PM #94
I feel for you. Or would, if I were still alive.
Life is beautiful.
2008-01-11, 4:48 PM #95
The Sithlord moves invisibly through the village as his intended victim lies asleep in his treehouse. He leaps silently through the bedroom window and gazes at the victim's vulnerable form. This time he goes for a different approach, got to keep those Ewoks guessing afterall. He focuses on the victim's heart, willing it to slowly stop beating. Death comes quietly and painlessly.

The next morning Spook doesn't turn up for the village meeting, and when someone arrives at his house to check on him, they discover his body in bed. He apparantly died of natural causes. Naturally the villages are suspicious though, for Spook was very young and Ewoks don't suffer from any medical problems, ever. All Ewoks either die stupidly in battle or eventually kill themselves when the inevitable tedium of immortality sets in.

Day 3
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Time for another lynch mob!
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2008-01-11, 5:18 PM #96
Alright, guess I was wrong about Spook being a sith.

Anovis seems to be trying to stir stuff up, so I'm going to vote him.


Vote - Anovis
2008-01-11, 5:25 PM #97
I'm with Aglar. Anovis does seem to be stirring up trouble.

Vote - Anovis
2008-01-11, 6:18 PM #98
I'm going to have to agree so far.

Vote Anovis
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2008-01-11, 6:31 PM #99
Vote - Anovis
2008-01-11, 6:32 PM #100
Also....a sith killing someone in a painless manner? Come on...
2008-01-11, 7:17 PM #101
Well, he was trying to be deceptive, but failed.
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2008-01-11, 10:02 PM #102
<.<
2008-01-11, 11:12 PM #103
I'd have to vote Anovis.

(Sorry about not posting, I've been out of the house for the past couple days, and stayed longer than I expected. I'll be around for the rest of the game, though.)
:master::master::master:
2008-01-11, 11:37 PM #104
Vote - Anovis
2008-01-12, 1:54 AM #105
:argh:

Vote - Anovis
2008-01-12, 1:57 AM #106
Originally posted by IRG SithLord:
Also....a sith killing someone in a painless manner? Come on...

The Ewok was dreaming of being slowly crushed under the star wars equvilant of a steam roller.
He thought he died painfully
2008-01-12, 8:15 AM #107
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
The Ewok was dreaming of being slowly crushed under the star wars equvilant of a steam roller.
He thought he died painfully


You're not playing this game...don't post in this thread.

mmm Detty? I think the FORCE is taking a nap. :P
2008-01-12, 8:26 AM #108
Anovis flees the mob, he's a little bit scared of the idea of being killed. In his haste he doesn't notice Tiberium_Empire taking a nap on the walkway and accidentally crushes his skull as he runs over him.

The mobs witnesses this act and for a few moments they appear calmer, they've been trying to get rid of Tiberium_Empire for years. But unfortunately for Anovis, Ewok Law states that once a mob is formed it cannot be disbanded until the mob itself has killed someone.

So with a heavy heart, the Ewok village decapitates Anovis using a ceremonial razor-sharp pie tin. Only then do they realise that they probably got the wrong person for in Ewokian "Anovis" means "I'm an Ewok not a Sithlord you utter morons", but somehow they forgot this crucial information in all the excitement.

Night 4
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The Jedi is getting rather annoyed about his own incompetence and the Sithlord is getting rather smug, meanwhile the Ewok village is quickly running out of residents. Time for the Jedi and the Sith to take their next actions.
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2008-01-12, 8:43 AM #109
Yikes. Sorry, Ano ;)

Numbers are getting low, I think one way or another this is going to be over pretty soon.
2008-01-12, 8:50 AM #110
I'm not playing, but doesn't Aglar seem kind of suspicious?

Sorry if I'm not allowed to post here.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2008-01-12, 2:51 PM #111
The Sithlord is furious about IRG Sithlord's questioning his sithlordiness, nobody gets away with that kind of talk. Being a Sithlord is hard work and sometimes the subtle touch is what the situation demands, not this time though.

The Sithlord sweeps through the village and blasts open IRG Sithlord's door he summons the force to lift up his victim and squeezes his throat as his victim gasps for air. This one is to be completely obliterated though, he summons vast amounts of energy into IRG Sithlord's body, it looks pretty painful. Once he is done he leaps away into the night. IRG Sithlord momentarily looks confused, he understands what happened at about the same time that he explodes with a huge force taking a good portion of the Ewok village with him.

Luckily for the other Ewoks they didn't like him very much and live on the other side of the village.

Day 4
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The Ewoks mourn the loss of their trees and to a lesser extent IRG Sithlord. Something has to be done about these continuing deaths, and what better way than to organise yet another one?
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2008-01-12, 4:11 PM #112
Damn, things are looking rather empty around here now. My suspicions now lie on Aglar. Taking a closer look at everything he's said, it seems he is trying to stay on everyone's good side. Just as a Sith would need to do to stay hidden.
2008-01-12, 5:03 PM #113
Ugh, I knew at soon as Tracer said that everyone would turn on me. If you analyze anyone with a paranoid mindset you can make them look guilty. Ask yourself what a "normal" ewok is supposed to do that won't look suspicious.

Anyway, I'm sure I'm probably dead.
2008-01-12, 6:51 PM #114
Ummm. I feel like I don't have anything much better than Zeck's reasoning to go on... whoever's Jedi oughta speak up and help us out, let us know (even if you are sneaky about it) who to suspect b/c we keep killing ewoks :P
2008-01-12, 8:10 PM #115
I would like to point out that earlier, Aglar suggested Spook was the Sith. It must be more than coincidence that Spook was killed recently. All evidence points to Aglar.

Vote - Aglar
2008-01-12, 8:42 PM #116
Guys, I'm the Jedi. Saberopus is the last Sithlord! The Force has confirmed it.


Vote- Saberopus
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2008-01-12, 9:15 PM #117
Well, with this revelation, I shall have to reconsider.

Vote - saberopus
2008-01-13, 9:00 AM #118
F'ing Bollocks!!!

Vote - Outlaw Torn

Guys save me!
2008-01-13, 9:48 AM #119
(for the record, I suggested we off Spook because it seemed that he could have intentionally killed off the other sithlord in an attempt to gain our trust)

Alright, now we have a dilemma. Either Torn is really the Jedi and we need to kill saberopus, or he's lying because he knows saberopus is the jedi and wants him killed. On the plus side, if that's the case then we can just kill him after he kills saberopus, we don't *need* to still have our Jedi alive to win the game.

I'm going to go with saberopus and believe Torn for the time being. We'll soon see.

Vote - saberopus
2008-01-13, 9:50 AM #120
Also (didn't want to edit my post for voting integrity), looking back saberopus' behavior does seem a bit suspect. I feel pretty good about voting for him.
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