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Sithlords né Werewolf Game 1
2008-01-13, 10:17 AM #121
Looking back *again*, Torn really hasn't said much at all this entire thread. Maybe the safe thing to do would be to kill him first.

Damned decisions. At least it looks like the ewoks will win either way.

Vote - Outlaw Torn
2008-01-13, 10:42 AM #122
Aglar brings up a good point, I'd have to say Outlaw Torn.
:master::master::master:
2008-01-13, 10:54 AM #123
Upon hearing the decision Outlaw Torn leaps away with astonishing agility, only somebody with mastery of the force could achieve this. Unfortunately Ewoks are immune to the Jedi Mind Trick so there was no changing their minds. What he failed to notice was the branch right above his head where he leapt, he plummets to the ground and snaps his neck.

His translucent blue ghost appears next to his body, he looks slightly peeved. He vanishes with a simple "screw you guys".

Night 5
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With the Jedi dead, the Sithlord is free to choose his next victim.
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2008-01-13, 10:57 AM #124
*sigh*
Well, we know what to do now.
2008-01-13, 11:11 AM #125
Wait, why did I listen to Aglar again?
:master::master::master:
2008-01-13, 11:17 AM #126
Uh, sorry Aglar. I'll just sit over there and watch quietly.
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2008-01-13, 11:17 AM #127
It isn't my fault Torn behaved suspiciously the whole game.

We know it's saberopus now. The jedi told us.
2008-01-13, 2:47 PM #128
The Ewok Zecks is resting peacefully, the Sith is bound to be caught soon. What a fool! The Sithlord has been watching him in silence for several minutes, he really can't decide how to proceed. In the end he goes for a bit of everything.

He summons the force to crush Zecks' throat, then he floats him in the air. Then he begins to randomly chop limbs off. Next he spazzes out with some lightning before finally stabbing Zecks through the nose. Sometimes being messy is an option.

Day 5
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Only 3 players left.
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2008-01-13, 2:51 PM #129
:awesome: Strike me down, fools, but know that Axis and I whittled your pathetic tribe down to a mere TWO MALES. Good luck repopulating this pathetic moon with your vermin species!

Vote - saberopus :suicide:
2008-01-13, 3:03 PM #130
Interesting way to go.

Vote - saberopus
2008-01-13, 3:10 PM #131
New Addition
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Each living player is allowed one post to describe how saberopus is killed. Each post must lead into the next, saberopus writes the final one.
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2008-01-13, 3:16 PM #132
We'll start off by blanching saberopus for five minutes in boiling milk, not enough to kill him, but just to get him screaming a bit.
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2008-01-13, 3:31 PM #133
We will then run what's left of his fragile skin over some rough tree bark, then roll him in salt.
2008-01-13, 5:58 PM #134
[in narrative form, like The Force did?]

The Ewoks' merciless culinary preparations at first lit up a murderous rage in saberopus. As his hatred rose, the power of the dark side grew within him. The excruciating pain of being flayed against a tree pushed him over the edge into a frenzy of destructive telekinesis, manifested as a burst of heat that, when combined with his rapidly diminishing ability to control his power, cooked him nicely in under half a second. And the rest of the Ewok tribe did feast heartily that night.
2008-01-13, 7:11 PM #135
So... do we get to play again now? (And good job, Detty!)
2008-01-13, 7:12 PM #136
This game's over. I think Detty's going to make a new thread for game 2 signups.
2008-01-13, 7:20 PM #137
I'm refraining from going on a total rant about you guys killing off Outlaw Torn.

Come on...I mean how in the world did you come up with that decision? D:
2008-01-13, 7:33 PM #138
Haha. That was hilarious. I can't believe he pulled that off.
2008-01-13, 7:46 PM #139
Your gonna rant? man, I'm still wondering how they came up with that.
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2008-01-13, 7:46 PM #140
*shrug*
Looking back on the thread, Torn's behavior was more suspicious than saber's. I might not have made the same decision if the whole game was riding on it, but since it was pretty much a sure thing either way it didn't seem like too big a risk.
2008-01-13, 7:53 PM #141
Why would a sith come out and make that accusation at this point? It's absolutely dooming you to lose.

Just like you said, either way you guys would have won. Why in the world would a sith just throw themselves out there like that? :P
2008-01-13, 8:04 PM #142
I'm confused why saberopus revealed himself. Isn't it supposed to go on until there's equal numbers of sith and ewoks, or if ALL the sith died? It seems like the sith could have still won, yet he gave up. Am I missing something?
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2008-01-13, 8:20 PM #143
Geb, it happened because Torn was the Jedi and he revealed saberopus as the Sith. Even though he was lynched, we knew for sure who the Sith was, and there was no way for saberopus to win.
2008-01-13, 8:36 PM #144
saberopus could have at least tried, for all we knew Torn "knowing" that saber was the sith could have just been a hunch. Also, it seemed possible that the others were going to turn on me. If that happened he would have had a definite chance.

But yeah, he was pretty much screwed.
2008-01-13, 9:46 PM #145
I was banking on the Jedi having been killed by now... dammit, I suspected Rogue, then Spook, ahhhh

By that point, after Outlaw accused me and got killed (whereupon it was confirmed that he was the Jedi), people would have had to assume that, as the Jedi, he was lying... in order for me to have survived...

I would have had to convince either Aglar or Stat that Outlaw, as a Jedi, had falsely accused me with that much surety (despite no previous suspicion in my direction), and that one of them was just playing along with Outlaw's random mistake/lie... it was a vague possibility, but I didn't feel like strenuously protesting.

Bahaha! another game! :hist101::awesomelon::hist101:
2008-01-13, 9:48 PM #146
Originally posted by Outlaw Torn:
Your gonna rant? man, I'm still wondering how they came up with that.


That was my masterful psychological manipulation... the weak minded fall for stuff like my 'plea for help' :P. Still, they won >_<

I mostly feel sorry for kIRBY and Axis :(
2008-01-14, 4:37 AM #147
It was a travesty that Kirby died first. I feel really bad about that.
2008-01-14, 9:27 AM #148
Didn't you, like, make that happen?
2008-01-14, 10:18 AM #149
Everyone always suspects me of either being the Jedi or Sith because I talk so much. Truth is, I'm always like that in the game no matter what I am.
Life is beautiful.
2008-01-14, 12:16 PM #150
Originally posted by Aglar:
Didn't you, like, make that happen?


Yeah. That's why I feel bad about it.... :rolleyes:
2008-01-14, 2:59 PM #151
You should, you madquack sith.
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2008-01-14, 9:41 PM #152
I liked TE's death. That was a highlight for me.
My blawgh.
2008-01-25, 1:56 PM #153
So is anybody going to run another game of this? Or will this get un-stickied at least?
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2008-01-25, 4:03 PM #154
Read this was quite amusing, I hope I catch the next one as its unfolding instead of afterwards.
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