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Gonk Aid: Help make the world a better place...
2004-07-29, 12:11 PM #41
Signed.
2004-07-29, 12:12 PM #42
What am I?

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2004-07-29, 1:36 PM #43
signed

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gbk is 50 probably

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2004-07-29, 5:41 PM #44
With my signature, this petition cannot possibly fail! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-07-29, 6:39 PM #45
16 from 100, exxxcellent. Then we shall-....I dunno.

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2004-07-29, 7:33 PM #46
But Gonk's "suffering" amuse me. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-07-29, 10:02 PM #47
I signed.

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2004-07-30, 1:06 AM #48
[http://www.jedilegacy.net/gonk/girdance.gif]

Gir dances for 12 more signatures.

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2004-07-30, 8:24 AM #49
#91
"Good Asian dubs are like Steven Segal and plot; they just dont appear in the same movie." -Spork
2004-07-30, 2:26 PM #50
#95

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"The moral of the story? No means no, especially when it comes to the English language. It's not into the kinky stuff you want it to do, and therefore you should not force it." - Darko
2004-07-30, 2:39 PM #51
100!

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2004-07-30, 4:29 PM #52
Jeff needs to send this petition in to Blizzard for sheer comedy value. DO IT!

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2004-07-30, 5:10 PM #53
ne1 pr0tal ot teth?
2004-07-30, 5:18 PM #54
Need Blizzard employee email address so that it may be sent in, just to mess with Blizzard's mind.

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2004-07-30, 5:26 PM #55
I've always dreamed of Gonk finally getting the beta, and than a few days later Blizzard deciding to cancel WoW because it is no longer cost effective to continue. The rantings and ravings of Gonk would be hilarious.

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2004-07-30, 5:36 PM #56
That would be exceptionally evil...

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2004-07-30, 5:37 PM #57
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gonk:
That would be exceptionally evil...

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but funny.




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2004-07-30, 5:39 PM #58
I'm sure Blizzard's response will be entertaining once we figure out where to send this.

Of course, it could also just prompt the standard official reply or something. But the prospect for hilarity is there. SO WE MUST ENDURE!

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2004-07-30, 7:01 PM #59
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v52/RossD/gonkattack.jpg]

I think Gonk needs to stop being a subservient power droid, and stand up for what he believes in.

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2004-07-31, 12:37 PM #60
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general&t=168001&p=1#post168001

Thrawn took the initiative and posted on the WoW beta boards. I'm personally hoping Ogre will reply, because he's at least entertaining. Otherwise the rejection will probably be a very standard reply.

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2004-07-31, 12:47 PM #61
I refuse to sign it....
Those bees all have paws!
2004-07-31, 1:20 PM #62
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Yossarian:
I refuse to sign it.... </font>


BEND TO MY WILL, TRANSVESTITE!

Also, looks like that thread Thrawn started has been steadfastly ignored. I guess we'll get no Blizzard response hilarity.

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[This message has been edited by Gonk (edited July 31, 2004).]
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2004-07-31, 1:56 PM #63
That thread is sad because many people miss an opportunity to say something entertaining/funny and instead take the whole thing completely seriously.
2004-07-31, 2:22 PM #64
subway plz

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2004-07-31, 2:33 PM #65
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jedi Legend:
That thread is sad because many people miss an opportunity to say something entertaining/funny and instead take the whole thing completely seriously. </font>


I think they fail to realize that it really is a facetious attempt to get a response, and thus take it as a personal assault on their ePenis as obviously they are better than everyone because they got in the beta before <insert whatever here>. Then again, the majority of them are from battle.net, so I suppose this was expected.

Edit: Ahahaha... just noticed the petition has 114 signatures, one of which is by Kat who is (formerly?) of Blizzard. Heh.

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[This message has been edited by Gonk (edited July 31, 2004).]
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2004-07-31, 3:15 PM #66
I had pity on you Gonk, and I wanted to be signature 115.

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2004-07-31, 3:19 PM #67
<3

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2004-07-31, 4:04 PM #68
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jedi Legend:
That thread is sad because many people miss an opportunity to say something entertaining/funny and instead take the whole thing completely seriously. </font>


Yeah, I was hoping for something more lighthearted than what I got. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-07-31, 4:05 PM #69
Hey cool, it even has CEO signage, it can't fail now....or at least has maybe 1% more chance of not failing.....which would bring the grand total to 1%.

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2004-07-31, 4:29 PM #70
Hmm it apparently appears Kat was fired from Blizzard for one reason or another? I dunno. She's not there now, that's all I know.

Maybe she'll put in a good word, but I doubt it. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-08-01, 6:20 AM #71
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general&t=168001&p=1#post168001

If you have a WoW account, bump the thread a bit. I'm wondering if a Blizzard rep will respond. I think it might actually be a potential minefield for them, but still.

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2004-08-01, 6:44 AM #72
ok whos the wise guy who sighned "bill gates"
in there?

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2004-08-01, 7:04 AM #73
Dunno.

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2004-08-01, 12:45 PM #74
Bump.

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2004-08-03, 6:42 AM #75
Something happen?

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2004-08-03, 6:47 AM #76
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I would have signed it, if he didnt go after young famous flat-chested women. I cant agree with his taste in the fairer sex.
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2004-08-03, 2:03 PM #77
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by G-Man:
Something happen?

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Not really. Well, nothing I can mention right now. You'll see in a few days (hopefully).

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