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Smirnoff Ice

2008-02-07, 8:21 AM #1

SAJN

SAJN_Master

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Opinions.

Think while it's still legal.

2008-02-07, 8:21 AM #2

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

It's good, but it's not beer. Drinking it doesn't make one a wussy, but you're a wussy anyway.

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2008-02-07, 8:22 AM #3

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Failthreads fail.

2008-02-07, 8:22 AM #4

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

Originally posted by Emon:

It's good, but it's not beer. Drinking it doesn't make one a wussy, but you're a wussy anyway.

Okay you can close this thread now, it's over.

D E A T H

2008-02-07, 8:22 AM #5

The_Reafis

It's pantsless o'clock!

Posts: 669

Are designed to destroy those who are not worthy of MacBook Ownership.

True Story.

2008-02-07, 8:23 AM #6

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

I once went to this cruise where I was too poor to drink anything else but that. Sure, it tasted nice but I could have drank Sprite or 7up or Mountain Dew instead.

Soon after that I realized that I don't need anything except Mozart Chocolate Liquor and Kirsberry Cherry Speciality. Good choice.

Then some Nazi accused me of being a vagina and raped some girl because it just showed how "manly" he was. I see...

... soon after that, I think I played Deus Ex and drank a lot of the random labelless wines in it.

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2008-02-07, 8:24 AM #7

The_Reafis

It's pantsless o'clock!

Posts: 669

Is it me or is this forum suddenly full of drunken fools?

2008-02-07, 8:27 AM #8

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Not suddenly. It's really just the same conversations we've had every other month for years now. With the same people.

And just the same me saying the same "It's really just the same conversations we've had every other month for years now" stuff for several years now.

Then at some point someone says "BUT NIKUMUBEKI YOU ARE SUCH A CONDESCENDING INTERNET SERIOUS THING BELIEVER" and I'm like "Woah I am" and he's like "YEAH YOU ARE" and I'm like "WOAH OKAY" and we tell the same things the next time.

Really now.

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2008-02-07, 8:29 AM #9

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

If you hate it here so much, and you dislike so many of the regular posters, why don't you stop WAHH WAHHHING and leave.

Surely somewhere there is a nicest person on internet community.

2008-02-07, 8:31 AM #10

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Smirnoff Ice is what I drank when I sucked at drinking and didn't know any better.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2008-02-07, 8:32 AM #11

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

bah... queernoff

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2008-02-07, 8:32 AM #12

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

There's nothing really to hate here, doctor Robinson. Not to mention I am unable to hate anyone over the Internet unless they rape my front door with baboons.

And I'm going to quote myself from the past

Originally posted by Nikumubeki:

I am the Most Polite person in all Massassi. What does that mean? In simple words, I am kind of a ******* in real life and elsewhere but by Massassian standards I'm so outstandingly polite, civil and extremely likable compared to any other person. It's just that mind-boggling.

That must have been my lesser known declarations of 2005. Sometime after the "Did you just take my supposed anti-Americanism seriously?" declaration of June 2005. Hmph.

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2008-02-07, 8:36 AM #13

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

I can only drink about half a bottle before I want a real beer, but I guess it's fine if you like the taste.

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2008-02-07, 8:38 AM #14

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Originally posted by JediKirby:

I can only drink about half a bottle before I really drunk and throw up.

Fixed.

2008-02-07, 8:41 AM #15

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

Posts: 5,705

The sudden explosion of alcohol debate on this site is making :psyduck:

sad.

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2008-02-07, 8:45 AM #16

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Not to mention real men only drink methanol. Those wussies that die from it DESERVE TO. Bloody wenches.

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2008-02-07, 8:45 AM #17

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:

The sudden explosion of alcohol debate on this site is making :psyduck:

sad.

Then I guess :psyduck:

shouldn't read this or we won't see him next morning.

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2008-02-07, 8:50 AM #18

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Actually, Smirnoff does make me feel a little sick. It's so sweet.

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2008-02-07, 8:55 AM #19

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Originally posted by FastGamerr:

Not to mention real men only drink methanol. Those pussies that die from it DESERVE TO. Bloody wenches.

Pfft, methanol. REAL MEN drink hydrofluoric acid.

Stuff

2008-02-07, 8:56 AM #20

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

/_\

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2008-02-07, 8:59 AM #21

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

Posts: 5,705

Originally posted by Echoman:

Then I guess :psyduck:

shouldn't read this or we won't see him next morning.

Hahaha!

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2008-02-07, 9:14 AM #22

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

Looks like someones bitter for being dumb >_>

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2008-02-07, 9:18 AM #23

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

Eh.

I prefer cider, and I haven't really been drinking lately.

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2008-02-07, 9:19 AM #24

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

I'm so NOT Jep.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2008-02-07, 9:19 AM #25

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

I mainly drink beer or neat vodka. That's not to say that I don't branch out into other things, however I do not branch out into womanhood by drinking Smirnoff Ice.

2008-02-07, 9:36 AM #26

stat

Nananananananana BATMAN!

Posts: 3,017

It's sugar water. It doesn't make you a pussy for liking it, it makes you look like you have tastes resembling a six year old.

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2008-02-07, 9:37 AM #27

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

drinks are drinks. Anyone who would claim emasculation by way of a drink is insecure with his masculinity.

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2008-02-07, 9:38 AM #28

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

Guys, hay, remember when I threw out that notice a while back about misusing "penis" and "vagina"? Yeah, that wasn't a joke. Stop. If I see it again I'm going to start infracting.

2008-02-07, 9:46 AM #29

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Ooh, it looks like Matty is totally awesome and I wish I was as cool as him

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2008-02-07, 9:48 AM #30

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Theres a reason alcopops are called Poof Juice round these parts.

:psyduck:

Cider PLS.

nope.

2008-02-07, 9:49 AM #31

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

Posts: 4,243

Firstly, yes drinking smirnoff ice makes you a woman. It's basically like koolaid, except they sneak alcohol into it. In fact, it's sweeter than koolaid. The other day me and some friends were playing some games, watching TV and drinking a few beers and since we weren't really planning on it, we ran out of beer. The only thing in the fridge was a few smirnoff ice bottles, so we decided to drink them...well, I got about a quarter of one down before I had to quit...way too sweet, sickeningly so.

Warhead[97]

2008-02-07, 9:49 AM #32

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

It's no sweeter than just about any mass marketed soda. :confused:

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2008-02-07, 9:52 AM #33

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

Posts: 4,243

Maybe it's juxtaposition of real beer vs. smirnoff ice, or maybe it's that I have to be craving a soda to enjoy one. Maybe it's carbonation. I don't know.

Warhead[97]

2008-02-07, 9:59 AM #34

drizzt2k2

Shallow Hal

Posts: 3,124

hey SAJN why don't you just get gender surgery now?

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2008-02-07, 10:00 AM #35

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Originally posted by drizzt2k2:

hey SAJN why don't you just get gender surgery now?

2008-02-07, 10:34 AM #36

Detty

Britlandish

Posts: 5,649

The purpose of a smirnoff ice is for strawpedos.

Also, as sickly as they are, they're still nicer than beer.

Also, when it's 50p a bottle at a club nobody seems to care if it's a girly drink.

I just drink JD and Coke though, or Cider.

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2008-02-07, 10:36 AM #37

Aglar

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Posts: 3,978

Voted the last option for comedy. "I'd never admit it" in a public poll is classic.

It's sweet. It tastes sweet, but if I were to actually drink a few I think it'd be too sweet. There are many other things I'd rather drink.

2008-02-07, 10:38 AM #38

Connection Problem

He broke your intarwebs.

Posts: 2,137

Why would they take the vodka and mix it with all kinds of nasty flavor and sugar? I'd rather take it straight - like a man. Preferably not Smirnoff vodka as well.

2008-02-07, 10:41 AM #39

..would like a shrubbery.

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Originally posted by BobTheMasher:

Maybe it's juxtaposition of real beer vs. smirnoff ice, or maybe it's that I have to be craving a soda to enjoy one. Maybe it's carbonation. I don't know.

Beer + Smirnoff Ice. Turbo shandy ftw.

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2008-02-07, 10:42 AM #40

Nikumubeki

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Quote:

Why would they take the vodka and mix it with all kinds of nasty flavor and sugar?

Same thing really as adding anything to water.

Not to mention calling non-Russian vodkas ... well, vodkas is as accurate as calling American beer... well, beer. Holy mamas.

Frigging Brits trying to buy Russia in order to win their silly debacles.

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