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Haiku Game
2008-02-11, 6:50 PM #1
The game is easy
Five/Seven/Five syllables
Then give a topic:

Limbo
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2008-02-11, 6:51 PM #2
Bent over backwards,
Back parallel to the floor,
I shimmy beneath

Topic: Masterstroke
2008-02-11, 7:15 PM #3
Stroke it to the left
Stroke it to the girl I love
Stroke it to the right

Topic: spe
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2008-02-11, 7:41 PM #4
What do you speak of
There is no such thing as spe
DEFINOTELY NOT

(note that "definotely" is still pronounced as "def-in-it-ely")

Topic: Free's Mom
2008-02-11, 7:44 PM #5
Haiku for free's mom
I wonder if he will cry
It doesn't matter

Topic: Rob
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2008-02-11, 9:15 PM #6
I don't see Rob's posts
The ignore feature is good
Pleasant Massassi

Topic: Mammoths
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2008-02-11, 9:20 PM #7
Giants of the ice
Rumbling in the distance
Tusks as white as snow


Topic: low-grade animal feed
2008-02-11, 9:21 PM #8
Colossal footprints
A frozen, fossilized wake
Mammoth herd walks on

[edit: dang you jon'c]

Topic: low-grade animal feed
2008-02-11, 9:26 PM #9
Feed to your chickens
Grain with Jon`C's feet fungus
Chickens hardly grow

Topic: Women
Back again
2008-02-11, 9:43 PM #10
I like the women
They have-a nice boobies, yes!
Wa-Wa We! High Five!

Topic: Alaskan Salmon
Think while it's still legal.
2008-02-11, 9:50 PM #11
Originally posted by Warlockmish:
Squirrels climbing trees
Trees on big land encompassed
By big crashing waves

Topic: Women


has nothing to do with the topic I posted, I demand a do-over.
2008-02-11, 9:54 PM #12
Salmon is tasty
but don't eat too much unless
you like mercury

Topic: USB plugs
Stuff
2008-02-11, 10:13 PM #13
Serial killer
RS two three two no more
USB is king

Topic: Emo
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2008-02-11, 10:19 PM #14
Genki is Emo
One can tell by his glasses
He does not wear pants

Topic: Kedri
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2008-02-11, 10:41 PM #15
Originally posted by Jon`C:
has nothing to do with the topic I posted, I demand a do-over.


nuts, oats and barley
open cloth sacks hold the grains
a weevil lays eggs

topic: squirrels on islands

(insert this between joncy's and warlock's... and i know it sucks)
2008-02-12, 6:20 AM #16
I'm just moving on

Originally posted by JediKirby:
Genki is Emo
One can tell by his glasses
He does not wear pants

Topic: Kedri


It’s Kedri ’08
He will be president soon
With First Lady Liv

Topic: beer
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2008-02-12, 6:26 AM #17
Beer, Cider, Perry
Friday and Saturday too
Ibuprofen plz

Topic: cake
Detty. Professional Expert.
Flickr Twitter
2008-02-12, 6:58 AM #18
Don't you love the cake
It's so delicious and moist
Coconut is best

Topic: Hot Topic
nope.
2008-02-12, 7:23 AM #19
I try not to breathe,
if I enter Hot Topic.
Might catch the stupid.

Topic: Walrus.
My Parkour blog
My Twitter. Follow me!
2008-02-12, 8:53 AM #20
I has a bucket
No! They stealin' my bucket!
I has no bucket

Topic: Evolution
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2008-02-12, 9:17 AM #21
Man made the machine
The machine gave us cancer
Cancer made FOX News

Topic: Ozzy Osbourne
Think while it's still legal.
2008-02-12, 9:38 AM #22
(JediKirby - that was so fantastic)

Hrrrnngg hrnrngng ghrn...
Hmmmrrruug nrrrruuguhhh hhhhnnnnhmmm...
MMmmaaa uuurrr ooooaaa...

Topic: Milk
My Parkour blog
My Twitter. Follow me!
2008-02-12, 10:51 AM #23
Pour me a glass of
The nectar of my nipples.
Milk. I love it so.

Topic: Mr.Clean
Think while it's still legal.
2008-02-12, 12:14 PM #24
Mr. Clean's bald head
and his magic eraser;
they make me horny.

Topic: XKCD
Stuff
2008-02-12, 12:26 PM #25
A webcomic of
romance, sarcasm, math, and
language. It sucks bad.

Topic: A REAL webcomic
Think while it's still legal.
2008-02-12, 12:28 PM #26
What's XKCD?
A webcomic of love, math,
sarcasm, language.

Topic: raptors

edit: damn you, sajn.
2008-02-12, 1:05 PM #27
Raptors cannot rap
So what animal can rap?
Cats, Dogs, and Rabbits.

Topic: MASTERSTROKING
Think while it's still legal.
2008-02-12, 1:14 PM #28
What's this before me?
The Internet is awesome
I shall :master:

Topic: NEDM
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2008-02-12, 1:16 PM #29
That kid killed a cat
YTMND is dumb
What What in the Butt.

Topic: Kirby's epic fails on SA.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2008-02-12, 1:19 PM #30
The ninja edit
swift as lightning, no trace left
Makes no sense to you

Topic: Jesus
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2008-02-12, 1:22 PM #31
Originally posted by fishstickz:
Topic: Kirby's epic fails on SA.


I am a midget
someone give me attention
I am a midget
<3 Brandon
Topic: Jesus
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2008-02-12, 1:23 PM #32
Jesus was a hippie.
Jesus was from the future.
Jesus was a gay.

Topic: mb's love of ham
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2008-02-12, 1:25 PM #33
Ham is quite tasty,
I think we can all agree.
mb loves it most

Topic: compact fluorescent lightbulbs
Stuff
2008-02-12, 2:12 PM #34
The radio said
CFLs are good for us
But they are too dim

Topic: That time Jon`C did the horizontal hokey-pokey with Free's mom
2008-02-12, 2:21 PM #35
Put your ***** in
And then take your ***** out.
Turn yourself about.

Topic: ******
My Parkour blog
My Twitter. Follow me!
2008-02-12, 2:49 PM #36
Council of fourteen
presides over his forum.
I have said too much.

topic: ron paul
Stuff
2008-02-12, 2:57 PM #37
Fourteen delegates
17 Million Dollars
Ron Paul 08

topic: Coconut shells
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2008-02-12, 2:58 PM #38
You have coconuts?
I got them from two swallows
Not migratory

Topic: That time NoESC did the horizontal hokey-pokey with Free's mom
2008-02-12, 3:02 PM #39
Free's mom was easy
But she took it up the ***
That made it ok

Topic: That time sarn photoshoped free's mom
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-02-12, 3:05 PM #40
That whole thread was win
Stevens a crafty bugger
Poor Sarns soiled mind

Topic: CODY COKER
nope.
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