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Haiku Game
2008-02-12, 3:08 PM #41
I'M CODY COKER
YOU ARE NOT CODY COKER
I'M CODY COKER

Topic: Microwave Pizza
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-02-12, 3:13 PM #42
No veal or fine wine
All you need to tap free's mom:
Microwave pizza

Topic: That time Rob did the horizontal hokey-pokey with Free's mom
2008-02-12, 3:16 PM #43
free's mom and sir rob
a hot dog down a hallway
there were no winners

topic: bad part of town
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-02-12, 3:19 PM #44
Where did you meet her?
Free's mom was on a corner
The bad part of town

Topic: That time Boco did the horizontal hokey-pokey with free's mom
2008-02-12, 3:22 PM #45
Boco and free's mom
Late period, would not come!
Down the stairs, job done

New Topic: That time free's mom didn't give it to GBK so he made a level for a 10 year old game.
2008-02-12, 3:26 PM #46
A level for her
I call it "Ode to Free's Mom"
She won't sleep with me :(

topic: cows
Stuff
2008-02-12, 3:27 PM #47
Sarn made a picture
I thought it was of a cow
But it was Free's mom

Topic: That time Anovis did the horizontal hokey-pokey with free's mom
2008-02-12, 3:35 PM #48
Jay approached Free's mom
But he was gay for finland
he still did her though

Topic: That time Gold, imsoshort and ghost54321 all did free's mom at the same time
nope.
2008-02-12, 5:24 PM #49
Trolls on ho action,
Six awkward sweat trembling hands,
Frees mom be mackin'.

Topic: How this thread is going to get locked now :(
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2008-02-12, 5:59 PM #50
Haiku is the name
Freelancer's mom is the game
In before the lock

Topic: Massassi
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2008-02-12, 6:06 PM #51
I like Massassi
but spelling it is tricky:
Massassassassi

Topic: telegrams
Stuff
2008-02-12, 6:46 PM #52
Telegrams are lies.
They do not show me pictures,
Weigh more than a gram.

Topic: Bon Jovi
My Parkour blog
My Twitter. Follow me!
2008-02-12, 6:52 PM #53
Slippery when wet
And you give love a bad name
I love Jon Bon Jovi

Topic: Def Leppard
nope.
2008-02-12, 6:59 PM #54
Ha! He has one arm
Alright, but they still suck hard
Let's listen to Cake.

Topic: Sinbad
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2008-02-12, 8:17 PM #55
Sinbad the sailor
He's strong when he eats Spinach
Oh wait, thats Popeye

Topic: Chunky Peanut Butter
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2008-02-12, 8:32 PM #56
In b4 Bobbert's edit
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2008-02-12, 8:33 PM #57
That looks like a tie.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2008-02-12, 8:42 PM #58
In bed with jelly
A small handful of peanuts
Lay shattered and crushed

Topic: Pleather
I'm just a little boy.
2008-02-12, 9:33 PM #59
Plastic or leather?
David Bowie's worst nightmare.
So combine the two.

Topic: Happydud.
My Parkour blog
My Twitter. Follow me!
2008-02-13, 2:05 AM #60
Pretty Happydud
He can pull off a blue dress
He'd better not though

Next topic: Hippies

o.0
2008-02-13, 5:31 PM #61
greenboy's a hippy
and he likes the younger girls
connection? maybe.

topic:
that time free did the horizontal hokey-pokey with free's mom
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-02-13, 5:35 PM #62
Free's mother is fine
And once they wanted to dance
Keep it in the genes

topic:
Ban TE
D E A T H
2008-02-13, 5:42 PM #63
"Get him outta here!"
Massassi made its will known
But is he that bad?

Topic: Is he that bad?
2008-02-13, 5:44 PM #64
Yes he is that bad,
He is a worthless being,
Ban him forever.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2008-02-13, 5:45 PM #65
imsoshort, a noob,
has shown signs of improving.
I think, anyways

topic: pizza pizza

Edit:

Emon beat me, yes
but he forgot a topic
therefore, he loses
Stuff
2008-02-13, 5:46 PM #66
look, pizza pizza
virtual sea of pizza
too bad, can not swim

topic:
use saber's
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-02-13, 5:46 PM #67
"God, I love pizza!"
was the roar, and my haikus
all have quotations

Topic: Skydiving

edit: beat by NoEsc, but continue with my topic b/c he didn't provide one?
2008-02-13, 5:50 PM #68
I don't like Haikus,
Writing them is quite boring.
Oh look, skydiving.
"And lo, let us open up into the holy book of Proxy2..." -genk
His pot is blacker than his kettle!
2008-02-13, 5:54 PM #69
Look at this your mom
He does not look to good much
He must very gay

next topic: jedi knight
2008-02-13, 5:58 PM #70
jedi knight is dead
everybody knows it's true
so just give up now

topic: warlockmish
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-02-13, 6:00 PM #71
[EDIT: Hell.]
Warlockmish is young.
But not as young as TE.
I am not so gay.

Next topic -- Explosive pigeons.
"And lo, let us open up into the holy book of Proxy2..." -genk
His pot is blacker than his kettle!
2008-02-13, 6:14 PM #72
Frantic heads bobbing
Rock doves falling from the sky
Firebombing New York

Next: Tinfoil hats :tinfoil:
I'm just a little boy.
2008-02-13, 6:16 PM #73
lololololol
roflololololol
lololololol

next topic: penises
2008-02-13, 6:23 PM #74
reid has no penis
and it makes him very sad
also makes him gay

topic: that time free's mom was in an orgy with reid, te, and obi
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-02-13, 6:28 PM #75
had sex with free's mum
i didnt even know it
that makes me cool, rite?

next topic: rob's ******ry
2008-02-13, 6:29 PM #76
[EDIT: Why do I try?]
I don't want banning,
So I won't insult Rob, much.
Perunaluly!

Next... The Pillsbury Doughboy.
"And lo, let us open up into the holy book of Proxy2..." -genk
His pot is blacker than his kettle!
2008-02-13, 6:32 PM #77
mb is so fat
he's the pillsbury doughboy
without the woohoo

topic: this thread's awesomeness
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-02-13, 6:34 PM #78
I wrote a haiku
But it isn't very good
So I won't share it

next topic: rob's ******ry
2008-02-13, 7:32 PM #79
Reid is so bitter
Robhole made him close his thread
Poor little furry

Topic: People writing horrible haikus just so they can insert their meme or personal vendetta into the next haiku's topic
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2008-02-13, 7:34 PM #80
BSG is one
One of those who is so bad
So bad at poetry

Topic: UGOFF [http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/6269/ugoffemotebw4.png]
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
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