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Fedex
2008-02-14, 11:57 AM #1
Fedex: the world *not* on time.

[http://opticaldynamics.com/~gbk/img/Photo_021308_001.jpg]

[http://opticaldynamics.com/~gbk/img/Photo_021308_002.jpg]

[http://opticaldynamics.com/~gbk/img/Photo_021308_004.jpg]

Or maybe it should read, "Fedex: the world in tow"?

Discuss.
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2008-02-14, 12:00 PM #2
Hey look, a delivery truck got towed!
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2008-02-14, 12:02 PM #3
To be honest, they probably had all of the packages moved out of that car by the time you got there.
2008-02-14, 12:06 PM #4
this thread is useless even with pics
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-02-14, 12:20 PM #5
Maybe GBK should make a level about fail.
2008-02-14, 12:22 PM #6
Now I want to go to Steak and Shake
2008-02-14, 12:25 PM #7
[http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k133/kyle901/omgarrow.jpg]

Now this thread has a purpose, i.e. to see how many morons come in and say "WOW I NEVER NOTICED THE ARROW BEFORE"
Stuff
2008-02-14, 12:27 PM #8
But most of Massassi has
2008-02-14, 12:29 PM #9
I've known of the arrow before. Every time I see FEDEX I see that stupid arrow. It's taken away my logo readability virginity!
My blawgh.
2008-02-14, 12:31 PM #10
You mean delivery trucks break down? NO WAY!
2008-02-14, 12:40 PM #11
Who noticed the spoon with the end balanced on a mountain, huh? NO ONE I BET.
Warhead[97]
2008-02-14, 1:47 PM #12
hahaha.
2008-02-14, 1:58 PM #13
FedEx is the only American company that has delivered something here in under a week.

Yet Canada Post did that in 3 days. Funky.
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2008-02-14, 2:03 PM #14
OMG a MECHANICAL DEVICE requires MAINTENANCE LOL.

Should have posted this instead.

[http://www.cargolaw.com/images/Singles.UPS.FedEx.GIF]
Wikissassi sucks.
2008-02-14, 2:07 PM #15
Winner: UPS!
<Rob> This is internet.
<Rob> Nothing costs money if I don't want it to.
2008-02-14, 2:09 PM #16
Originally posted by Isuwen:
OMG a MECHANICAL DEVICE requires MAINTENANCE LOL.

Should have posted this instead.

[http://www.cargolaw.com/images/Singles.UPS.FedEx.GIF]


Owned.
2008-02-14, 2:20 PM #17
How so? It's clearly the UPS truck at fault. It obviously ran a stop sign and struck the fedex truck broadside. You would expect the fedex struck to tip, and not the ups truck.

I'm sorry, but, bad driving does not equal ownage.
Wikissassi sucks.
2008-02-14, 2:22 PM #18
Or perhaps the FedEx truck ran a stop sign as the UPS truck was moving through the interection.
2008-02-14, 2:27 PM #19
Either way, only one of them is on the ground...
<Rob> This is internet.
<Rob> Nothing costs money if I don't want it to.
2008-02-14, 2:27 PM #20
Whatever. Fedex still wins, they don't employ Rob.

Besides. USPS > Fedex > UPS.
Wikissassi sucks.
2008-02-14, 2:27 PM #21
Or the ups driver was all pissed off at a FedEx truck being in his territory, and showed him what for.

o.0
2008-02-14, 2:28 PM #22
I wouldn't want to work for fedex. They treat their employees even worse than my company.
2008-02-14, 2:30 PM #23
USPS ftw.
2008-02-14, 2:32 PM #24
More like UPS, because between Fedex and UPS we do all of your air work for you because your broke asses can't get airplanes.
2008-02-14, 6:11 PM #25
UPS Mail Innovations? Seems like USPS and UPS at work together.

and
[http://www.fedexfurniture.com/lshaped/lshaped_800.jpg]
Back again
2008-02-14, 6:15 PM #26
Yeah, because UPS and fedex (and DHL, for that matter) are too crummy to deliver all their stuff to the door themselves... so they pay USPS to do it.

Then they put a nice name on it to trick idiots into paying more when they can get the same service at their neighborhood post office.
Wikissassi sucks.
2008-02-14, 6:37 PM #27
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
FedEx is the only American company that has delivered something here in under a week.

Yet Canada Post did that in 3 days. Funky.


Damn straight, Canada Post is the best. Even though they're so laid back that there's no service on Saturdays.
Stuff
2008-02-14, 6:42 PM #28
Except there are nothing worthwhile to ship from Canada except MAPLE SYRUP and BEAVERS. :v:
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2008-02-14, 6:48 PM #29
In my experience, FedEx and USPS have excellent service. Every package I have sent with USPS Priority Mail has always arrived at its destination within the designated 2-3 days. Always. Every one.
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2008-02-14, 6:55 PM #30
Originally posted by Echoman:
Except there are nothing worthwhile to ship from Canada except MAPLE SYRUP and BEAVERS. :v:


Well, if you've never experienced true Canadian maple syrup, you haven't lived.
Stuff
2008-02-14, 6:57 PM #31
Is it really that good?
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2008-02-14, 7:06 PM #32
Mmmmmmm yes. You have to get the real homemade stuff though. When I was growing up I had a neighbour down the road with a sugar shack; we'd go and help collect the sap and boil it into syrup; so good. Of course you have to boil it over a wood fire; that's the only way.
Stuff
2008-02-14, 7:06 PM #33
:(
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2008-02-14, 7:11 PM #34
Originally posted by kyle90:
Mmmmmmm yes. You have to get the real homemade stuff though. When I was growing up I had a neighbour down the road with a sugar shack; we'd go and help collect the sap and boil it into syrup; so good. Of course you have to boil it over a wood fire; that's the only way.


I've heard horror stories of people doing that inside. Sticky sugar all over the walls.

o.0
2008-02-14, 7:13 PM #35
Sticky Sugar goo splodes everywhere?
Back again
2008-02-14, 7:28 PM #36
Originally posted by Isuwen:
Yeah, because UPS and fedex (and DHL, for that matter) are too crummy to deliver all their stuff to the door themselves... so they pay USPS to do it.


uhm... UPS, fedex, and DHL will deliver straight to your door... they do have a separate service that takes packages to the post office and the packages then go to their final destinations through the USPS it usually adds a few days to shipping time
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2008-02-14, 7:33 PM #37
Originally posted by Warlockmish:
Sticky Sugar goo splodes everywhere?


Sugar water condensation.

o.0
2008-02-14, 8:05 PM #38
Originally posted by Isuwen:
Yeah, because UPS and fedex (and DHL, for that matter) are too crummy to deliver all their stuff to the door themselves... so they pay USPS to do it.

Then they put a nice name on it to trick idiots into paying more when they can get the same service at their neighborhood post office.


No no no no.

You see, you pay US to move the priority mail you FAIL to move on time with your own system.
2008-02-14, 8:08 PM #39
Originally posted by Isuwen:
Whatever. Fedex still wins, they don't employ Rob.

Besides. UPS > USPS > Fedex > POOP > DHL .


Fix'd.
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2008-02-14, 8:11 PM #40
Originally posted by BobTheMasher:
Who noticed the spoon with the end balanced on a mountain, huh? NO ONE I BET.


I can't believe how funny this isn't to you people. I'm crying.
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