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If Star Wars were real...
2008-02-22, 4:28 PM #1
...and you lived in that universe, what would you do?
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2008-02-22, 4:29 PM #2
Probably work a pathetic 9 to 5 job just like I do in real life, and spend the rest of the time watching holo vision and debating politics on the holonet.
Wikissassi sucks.
2008-02-22, 4:33 PM #3
Damn, I typoed one of the becomes and now I can't change it. /_\
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2008-02-22, 4:35 PM #4
Wheres "Space Jockey (Think Solo)
I would end up joining the Rebels after Alderaan.


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2008-02-22, 4:38 PM #5
Theres an other option for a reason, idiot.
nope.
2008-02-22, 4:39 PM #6
Well, tie fighter is a superior game to x-wing. So I would join the empire.
Wikissassi sucks.
2008-02-22, 4:42 PM #7
Spiffy uniforms and semi-powered armor. Empire or bust!
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2008-02-22, 5:00 PM #8
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Theres an other option for a reason, idiot.

That's one of the things i selected.
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2008-02-22, 5:02 PM #9
Empire all the way.
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2008-02-22, 5:02 PM #10
I'd either join the empire or be a bounty hunter.... possibly both.


Otherwise I'd be doing the same thing Isuwen described.
2008-02-22, 5:04 PM #11
Take death sticks. Get a Jedi to use his Force to get off death sticks.
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2008-02-22, 5:10 PM #12
Bounty hunters are the most badass. All skill, no pansy force or lightsabers to help them out. :awesomelon:
DO NOT WANT.
2008-02-22, 5:17 PM #13
Well you could be a bounty hunter in life. Price for Osama? $50,000,000
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2008-02-22, 5:21 PM #14
That's a boring kind of bounty hunter though. :P
DO NOT WANT.
2008-02-22, 5:23 PM #15
Is it dead or alive for Osama? That's a really huge pile of money there.
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2008-02-22, 5:34 PM #16
Probably dick around somewhere just riding fast and shooting lasers and stuff.

Or, if SWG's anything to go by, make inferior guns and fly a dodgy ship.
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2008-02-22, 5:34 PM #17
I'd most likely suck as a Bounty Hunter.

Space Pirate I could do, though. Also, Banthas are awesome.
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2008-02-22, 5:38 PM #18
I would find a way to mass produce lightsabers.
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2008-02-22, 5:41 PM #19
Originally posted by Krokodile:
...and you lived in that universe, what would you do?


One word: JEDI :awesome:

2008-02-22, 6:31 PM #20
I voted, Alliance, Pirate, and remote planet

So, I would be a member of the Alliance but not full time and have an outpost on a remote planet that only the alliance knows about to seek medical, solitude
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2008-02-22, 6:48 PM #21
i meant to check other along with space pirate... seriously the lack of sith lord option is disturbing

i'd be a sith pirate.. "arrr... i find ye lack of faith disturbing you scurvy dog"
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-02-22, 6:57 PM #22
I'd join the rebellion - and then die some horrible death at the hands of the empire.
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2008-02-22, 8:04 PM #23
Empire all the way. Maybe bounties on the side.

The Rebels are ****tards!
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2008-02-22, 8:24 PM #24
The Empire set a trap.. from a death star with a FREAKING GIANT UNFINISHED HOLE IN THE SIDE!

And thus they are fail, Or atleast they were untill Thrawn came along. Now he was awesome.
2008-02-22, 8:39 PM #25
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
The Empire set a trap.. from a death star with a FREAKING GIANT UNFINISHED HOLE IN THE SIDE!


Yeah, I saw Return of the Jedi, too.
2008-02-22, 8:46 PM #26
Bring my knowledge of the past and the future and become the Hero of the Empire.
2008-02-22, 8:55 PM #27
I think the point was that the fourth wall doesn't get broken.
2008-02-22, 9:03 PM #28
Bounty hunting space pirate smuggler.

I'm only in it for the side that wins. Me. And that side has lots of money.
2008-02-22, 9:25 PM #29
I'd become a master of language
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2008-02-22, 9:43 PM #30
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
I think the point was that the fourth wall doesn't get broken.


but I brought my knowledge of the past and the future to this world, that's why I'm Hero of the Soviet Union. :confused:
2008-02-22, 9:53 PM #31
I'd join the rebels, be a bounty hunter, become a Jedi (if possible), make droids (including a ripoff of IG-88 to help me get rich on bounties), and play in a cantina band in my spare time, with IG-89 helping me by playing synthesizers.
2008-02-22, 9:57 PM #32
I would be a street pod racer
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2008-02-23, 12:13 AM #33
nail alien *****es while touring the galaxy.
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2008-02-23, 12:19 AM #34
Since 'become a Sith' was not an option, I picked bounty hunter.
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2008-02-23, 12:21 AM #35
This thread again?

Empire. Retconned at that, not the Ewok-sensitive one.
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2008-02-23, 1:56 AM #36
Drink in the local cantina. Every. Single. Night.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-02-23, 6:14 AM #37
I'd become an entrepreneur. Lando-style.
2008-02-23, 6:18 AM #38
After actually getting to where Osama is, you've probably already spend the good part of a million in weaponry and travel/bribes.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2008-02-23, 6:35 AM #39
Awful lot of terrorists in here...
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2008-02-23, 7:00 AM #40
There'd be too many bounty hunters, not enough twi'lek pimps.
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