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in your home, what would be your first action?

Post it on Massassi.

Wait for witty responses.

Supplement said witty responses with more wit, preferably after quoting.

Scream and run away. After about 20 minutes of freaking out, I would find a man to go and burn that corner down. Also, I would never be seen in that room again. And that's honestly what I would do...

Homemade flamethrower. Seriously, a can of hairspray and a lighter. That's way too many (and large!) spiders to **** around with.

I second the "Kill it with fire!" sentiment of the post above.

What if they have fire resistance? D:

Indeed, Sir.



Better thought: What if you only manage to create a 4 legged, shrieking, mobile fireball and it mobilizes to you?

D:

"Holy sh**!" would be my first reaction. Kill them with fire.

Then you need hotter fire!

you've been a naughty girl!

after seeing that i keep getting the urge to look under my desk.

Hmm that spider must be catholic

JIN NEEDS TO SEE THIS THREAD.

Yeah, it didn't believe in contraceptives.

<Rob> http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=50094#post901177 <------- sweet
<sdfsd> that was for my benifit, wasn't it.
<Rob> I don't know what you're talking about.
<Rob> <.<
<Rob> >.>


I win twenty internets.

(sdfsd is Jin)

I would admire it from a distance.

I would commune with the spiders and become their king.

I'd be thoroughly surprised to have a roof.

Has anybody else noticed how ridiculous the way Americans pronounce 'roof' is?

What would I do? I would respond with the picture I took two days ago of my Chimney.



Yes they were coming into the house, so we started a fire.

I'd commit insurance fraud by burning down my house is what I'd do.

I would run away. And be paranoid for the rest of my life. I would also probably buy a gun.

Which way are you talking about? Rhyming with "woof" or "aloof?" I've been known to say it both ways.

In general when it comes to spiders they are fine as long as their not on me. But when I saw this picture I freaked out like a little girl.

Also I would roll up the biggest freaking newspaper I could find.

Take a few pictures and then relocate most of them outdoors, or at least try to. Although in the middle of the winter that would equal to killing them but on the other hand I'm not sure spiders (over here) breed in the middle of the winter so chances are it would be summer time when that happened.

I dislike mosquitos and other biting vermin enough to like spiders. I never kill spiders unless by accident.

I would get some Raid.

I'd definitely kill it. Not necessarily with fire. Just some sort of blunt heavy object

Nobody cares about the bees?

Well I'll give the story anyway.
Our neighbors have had a bees nest that is visible from my backyard for a couple months. They sprayed it once and nothing came of it, they've ignored it since.

So, recently they've been coming into our fireplace and into our house. My cat likes to play with them.

Then one day theres like 5 next to our fireplace and another bunch in the fireplace. I tell my dad "I think we need to talk to our neighbors about htese bees" and he puts the gas on and lights it, then shuts the fireplace glass. He walks outside and says "come here." I walk out and see what's in the picture.

Apparently, according to the interweb, when a nest gets too big, a new queen is made, and the nest splits, and one half goes off to build a new home. It stays in one place till the scouts find a good place.

So after a few hours with the fire going my dad throws a lemon at them, and misses. Then he takes a long pole, swipes it across the chimeny, and that bundle spread 15 feet in every direction in a matter of seconds (according to him). He ran inside, and we all stayed inside. Then the nest got FURIOUS in a matter of minutes. We opened the window (with the screen of course) and heard a LOUD buzzing noise (like a train engine or something). Looking up they were all over the top of our house buzzing and looking for something to attack. My dad said that a message of attack was signaled to the nest. Then they went off to a tree near our house, and we went out to watch them every hour or so. That evening we didn't see them anymore, and haven' seen them since.

Interesting story anyway, I've never seen that many bees.

Get hungry.

Jesus ****ing christ that thing is HUGE. I would probably torch the **** out of them using a lighter and silicone lubricant. I found it's incredibly flammable and probably sticks, too.

I'm glad you didnt kill them all, since the bee population has been hit hard by that parasite- Nosema Ceranae.

I would crap my pants, curl up in the fetal position, and cry like a little girl.

I'd call Jin and get some advice.


Or burn my house down.

What is it with you and fire?

That's the second thing I'd do.

Coincidentally, I do have a beehive in my backyard...

Raid. Raid and MORE Raid... followed by fire.

I would then reply with this imfamous thread.

OH THE BEEMANITY!

i would use raid in conjunction with a lighter, fire and bug killer in the same lethal dose.

If Fire wasn't an option, I would suck them up with a vacuum cleaner.

It would have to be the kind that have a water tank, so you can drown the little bastards.