Jesus ****ing christ that thing is HUGE. I would probably torch the **** out of them using a lighter and silicone lubricant. I found it's incredibly flammable and probably sticks, too.

Take a few pictures and then relocate most of them outdoors, or at least try to.... I never kill spiders unless by accident.

Nobody cares about the bees?

Well I'll give the story anyway.
Our neighbors have had a bees nest that is visible from my backyard for a couple months. They sprayed it once and nothing came of it, they've ignored it since.

So, recently they've been coming into our fireplace and into our house. My cat likes to play with them.

Then one day theres like 5 next to our fireplace and another bunch in the fireplace. I tell my dad "I think we need to talk to our neighbors about htese bees" and he puts the gas on and lights it, then shuts the fireplace glass. He walks outside and says "come here." I walk out and see what's in the picture.

Apparently, according to the interweb, when a nest gets too big, a new queen is made, and the nest splits, and one half goes off to build a new home. It stays in one place till the scouts find a good place.

So after a few hours with the fire going my dad throws a lemon at them, and misses. Then he takes a long pole, swipes it across the chimeny, and that bundle spread 15 feet in every direction in a matter of seconds (according to him). He ran inside, and we all stayed inside. Then the nest got FURIOUS in a matter of minutes. We opened the window (with the screen of course) and heard a LOUD buzzing noise (like a train engine or something). Looking up they were all over the top of our house buzzing and looking for something to attack. My dad said that a message of attack was signaled to the nest. Then they went off to a tree near our house, and we went out to watch them every hour or so. That evening we didn't see them anymore, and haven' seen them since.

Interesting story anyway, I've never seen that many bees.