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Adult Humor Written into KOTOR?
2004-08-01, 10:53 PM #1
I've played through the game numerous times, but never noticed something I now find really funny.

On Taris, when you have your first match in the dueling ring in the cantina, you fight a guy named Gerlon Twofingers. The game leads you to believe his name comes from him only having two fingers on each hand, but if you say the name slowly, you get "Girl on two fingers." Now, I really find it hard to believe it's a coincidence, and am required to give props to the writers.

Has anyone else noticed anything in the game like this?

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2004-08-02, 1:48 AM #2
I always thought the name for that droid "HK47" was a little too familar sounding. I haven't played kotor yet so I wouldn't know much about what you are talking about.

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2004-08-02, 3:17 AM #3
Yea. People are always putting subliminal messages in games and stuff. Disneys bad about putting sublimal messages in their movies.

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2004-08-02, 4:27 AM #4
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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2004-08-02, 4:51 AM #5
Seems like a sexual joke to me. Really lame one though.

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2004-08-02, 6:14 AM #6
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SavageX378:
I always thought the name for that droid "HK47" was a little too familar sounding.</font>


AK47, perhaps? It close enough, and rather matches HK's peronality.

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2004-08-02, 6:22 AM #7
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Prince Xizor:
Yea. People are always putting subliminal messages in games and stuff. Disneys bad about putting sublimal messages in their movies.

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You do know those are all false rumors, right?

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2004-08-02, 6:25 AM #8
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Correction:
You do know those are all false rumors, right?

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2004-08-02, 6:36 AM #9
I think you're reading a little too much into it, Darth

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Noble Outlaw:
AK47, perhaps? It close enough, and rather matches HK's peronality.

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HK = Hechler and Koch as well

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2004-08-02, 6:36 AM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Correction:
You do know those are all false rumors, right?

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Err...no they arent.


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2004-08-02, 7:03 AM #11
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SavageX378:
I always thought the name for that droid "HK47" was a little too familar sounding. I haven't played kotor yet so I wouldn't know much about what you are talking about.

-- SavageX

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Sounds to me like an obligitory Terminator refference.

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2004-08-02, 7:24 AM #12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Correction:
You do know those are all false rumors, right?

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If we will all pull out our copies of The Little Mermaid (original release).. which I KNOW WE ALL HAVE!! O_O... There is CLEARLY male genitailia on the front cover... (one of the pillars of the castle thingie... [RIGHT IN THE CENTRE] )

And i'm not even GOING to mention the dirty things Snow White did with those seven dwarves.... *shudder*

haha... Gerlon Twofingers... *snicker*

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2004-08-02, 7:39 AM #13
Oh, I'm sorry, you're all right. There is one that has been found to be true. (warning: 42x48 pixil nudity!)

False
False
False
False
False

...and then there are two undetermined, one of which wasn't even released to the public.

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2004-08-02, 7:44 AM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Correction:
Oh, I'm sorry, you're all right. There is one that has been found to be true.

False
False
False
False
False

...and then there are two undetermined, one of which wasn't even released to the public.

</font>

You may want to warn that the first link contains nudity...


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2004-08-02, 7:50 AM #15
Ok, so the blokes over at Bioware probably had a good chuckle by making this name. And it's something to get worked over how?

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2004-08-02, 7:55 AM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
You may want to warn that the first link contains nudity...


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... it's like 16 pixils wide. Plus, given the context of the link I think it's painfully obvious that there might be something there. But hey, since I'm all about making every last miserable person happy, I'll add a warning.

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2004-08-02, 7:55 AM #17
Oh come on... the Little Mermaid one is bull to be false, LOOK AT THE THING, "striking resemblence" my foot... I wonder what the artist was thinking/doing "at four in the morning" >:/

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2004-08-02, 9:18 AM #18
The original releases DO have adult subliminal messages in them, I'm not saying they all do, or all the rumors are true, But there is more then 1

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2004-08-02, 10:23 AM #19
The only one I got (non-innuendo) was that Canderous is near enough 'cancerous.'

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2004-08-02, 10:25 AM #20
I'm not getting worked up about it, I just found it amusing and wanted to share.

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2004-08-02, 1:01 PM #21
I think I made a mistake by bringing that subject up again.

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2004-08-02, 1:09 PM #22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Correction:
Oh, I'm sorry, you're all right. There is one that has been found to be true. (warning: 42x48 pixil nudity!)

False
False
False
False
False

...and then there are two undetermined, one of which wasn't even released to the public.

</font>


But don't forget the Lion King with the word "sex" written in the dust.

And as far as the KotR game goes, if that's the only adult reference, then I would consider it an accidnet. I have a game saved on my friend's X-Box and my character's name is Hung Wei Lo.

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2004-08-02, 1:12 PM #23
We watched that scene at least fifty times in class back in junior high, NONE of us could find the word "sex" in the dust. It's just not there.

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2004-08-02, 1:13 PM #24
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by THRAWN:
But don't forget the Lion King with the word "sex" written in the dust.

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I said there were two still undetermined. They're debating whether it actually says "SEX," or "SFX," or anything at all.

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2004-08-02, 1:22 PM #25
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Emon:
We watched that scene at least fifty times in class back in junior high, NONE of us could find the word "sex" in the dust. It's just not there.

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Odd because I found it the first time I watched the scene, after I was told where it was. I originally was looking at the clouds itself.

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2004-08-02, 1:35 PM #26
You must have a pretty wild imagination, I was never able to find anything.

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2004-08-02, 2:19 PM #27
The game was already funny on its own. Some of the stuff you can say to Bastilla were funny. I think one of them was "I'm a Hutt in human form plotting to take over the galaxy."

As for adult humor, someone said that they had a conversation like this during their playthrough.
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Me- Where?
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2004-08-02, 2:23 PM #28
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Prince Xizor:
Yea. People are always putting subliminal messages in games and stuff. Disneys bad about putting sublimal messages in their movies.</font>

There was one, on the original VHS box of the little merimaid, one of the golden towers in the background was shaped like male genitals.

[edit]I see someone linked to something stating that was false. meh, looks pretty wrong to me still.


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2004-08-03, 5:12 AM #29
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cloud:
As for adult humor, someone said that they had a conversation like this during their playthrough.
Me- You never did tell me why you came with me...
Jolee- I just wanted to get somewhere new.
Me- Where?
Jolee- To bed! I'm old you know!</font>


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Me: The Wookiees?
Jolee: The Wookiees.


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2004-08-03, 6:28 AM #30
the 'sex' word in the dust is there. It's even on my tv recorded video of the film.

The one i dident see on the lion king was a message suposibly written in the stars. it was suposta say "Gay is ok" but i never found it

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2004-08-03, 8:15 AM #31
At school I heard something about in a part of The Wizard of Oz, you could see a dead body hanging or something.

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2004-08-03, 8:34 AM #32
Ya... the Little Mermaid has several things in it. Namely the spire. There's also the excited priest during the wedding.

Just because snopes.com says it's true doesnt make it true. I still believe that some they were drawn in like that intentionally. But who cares? Do any of us still watch these films?

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2004-08-03, 11:11 AM #33
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2004-08-03, 11:26 AM #34
Who cares, Disney was/wasn't a sick ****. Why does it REALLY matter?

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2004-08-03, 2:09 PM #35
I watch Lion King from time to time, it's one of my favourite movies.
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2004-08-03, 2:23 PM #36
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Elana14:
the 'sex' word in the dust is there. It's even on my tv recorded video of the film.

The one i dident see on the lion king was a message suposibly written in the stars. it was suposta say "Gay is ok" but i never found it

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2004-08-03, 2:27 PM #37
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by BurrBoy:
At school I heard something about in a part of The Wizard of Oz, you could see a dead body hanging or something.
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Yeah I heard that one too. Someone supposedly committed suicide (was Depression and all) and their carcass was seen in the original releases.

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2004-08-03, 6:25 PM #38
The Wizard of Oz guy was in fact a bird. In order to make the movie more realistic, they borrowed animals from from the LA zoo to make it look like it was in fact shot outside. Some of the animals were birds. The thing in the tree was a bird.

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2004-08-03, 7:01 PM #39
what sene is that suposta be in The Wizard of Oz?

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2004-08-03, 8:18 PM #40
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Elana14:
what sene is that suposta be in The Wizard of Oz?

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When the witch busts up out of the fire on top of the house in the forest... you know.

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